The Cole Smithey Thread -

Xochi

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"An heir and a spare", the classic royal reproduction scheme to insure the dynasty continues.

Sine we know Chris is a genetic dead end whats Coleslaw's excuse (being married to a woman) for not fulfilling his royal duty?
Because procreation is little more than bourgeoisie middle-class Republican time-wasting for the intellectually unenlightened, the plebeian masses, the Great Unwashed. Cole has an unwavering dedication to the arts; his film critiques are his children.
 

The handsome tard

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The name Cozy Cole belonged to a niggo drummer. Once again Cole appropriates the culture of POC, like the colonizing hipster he is.
You aren't a true leftist until you threw the cultural appropriation card (or any card of that type) while doing the exact same shit yourself in a severe act of narcissistic hypocrisy. :story::popcorn:

Because procreation is little more than bourgeoisie middle-class Republican time-wasting for the intellectually unenlightened, the plebeian masses, the Great Unwashed. Cole has an unwavering dedication to the arts; his film critiques are his children.
I think thats called "Low sperm count" or/and "My wife is too busy with her boyfriend while I review bomb kids movies" :neckbeard:
 

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The name Cozy Cole belonged to a niggo drummer. Once again Cole appropriates the culture of POC, like the colonizing hipster he is.
Bob (that grand old Republican cur) probably had some old 78s of that guy in his collection.

I'm amused at how Cole is now living as a glorified busker in New York. Remember when he was trying to be a tour guide? Seems like he's given up on holding anything resembling a real job.
I'm going to keep my eyes open next time I visit New York, and see if I can spot him selling M&Ms on the A train.
 

Xochi

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I wonder what Cole thinks of jazz music given his history with Bob. It seems like it could be the one thing they could have bonded over but I could also see him bitterly equating it with Bob. I mean bossa nova is basically communist jazz.
Cole seems like the kind of woke libtard fuckhead who doesn't actually engage with black media at all, or even know any black people.
 

The handsome tard

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Cole seems like the kind of woke libtard fuckhead who doesn't actually engage with black media at all, or even know any black people.
To be honest, I see Cole as your average angry "edgy" sarcastic critic type you see every-fucking-where on the internet nowadays, except the difference is that it isnt a character he plays but rather who he is in real life. Chris may be incapable of socializing for countless reasons but Cole cant because he is a democrat cunt (a liberal cur if you will).

I doubt it - Bob was into a lot of old-time/rustic jazz and proto-jazz, whereas I suspect Cole just listens to "That music they play between segments on NPR".
The Chad "Republican Cur" Bob vs The Virgin "Liberal Cuck" Cole
 

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Chevy Nova?
EXCELLENT!

To be honest, I see Cole as your average angry "edgy" sarcastic critic type you see every-fucking-where on the internet nowadays, except the difference is that it isnt a character he plays but rather who he is in real life. Chris may be incapable of socializing for countless reasons but Cole cant because he is a democrat cunt (a liberal cur if you will).
Cole is a Democrat in name only. I guarantee he rants and raves about equality and people of color and about Bossa Nova - but is also the guy who says he has “black friends”, doesn’t want affordable housing in his neighborhood and starts all his jokes with “I’m not racist but...”
 

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Because procreation is little more than bourgeoisie middle-class Republican time-wasting for the intellectually unenlightened, the plebeian masses, the Great Unwashed. Cole has an unwavering dedication to the arts; his film critiques are his children.
I'm sure his wife and any children she ends up having will be glad about Cole's choice.

starts all his jokes with “I’m not racist but...”
You get canceled pretty quickly for that in hipster circles.
 

Based_Papa_John

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To be honest, I see Cole as your average angry "edgy" sarcastic critic type you see every-fucking-where on the internet nowadays, except the difference is that it isnt a character he plays but rather who he is in real life. Chris may be incapable of socializing for countless reasons but Cole cant because he is a democrat cunt (a liberal cur if you will).
A 2000's liberal, if you will.

The Chad "Republican Cur" Bob vs The Virgin "Liberal Cuck" Cole
That quote "Republican Cur" really got me. Shows you how brilliant he is with his wordsmithing.

Also, I can't be the only one who confuses Cole Smithey with Cinema Snob now and again.
 
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El Rodrigo

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Cole has a new website where you can book him to play Bossa Nova music:

Anyone else think Cozy Cole sounds like the name of a rapey clown?
Damn it. I was enjoying that Coke I spat all over my monitor.

On topic, though, I'm listening to the samples he's playing on his website.
I'm no guitar expert, but why do his tunes sound like he's now learning how to play it? There are quite a few awkward pauses in the songs that break your immersion in the melodies.
 

The handsome tard

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Also, I can't be the only one who confuses Cole Smithey with Cinema Snob now and again.
Difference is, Cinema Snob is a likable guy that respects people and their beliefs (same goes for Brad Jones in general). Cole is a pretentious liberal dick in and out of character.
Edit: Now that I think about it, he fits Doug Walker's profile a bit better, both being unlikable douches in real life.
 
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Difference is, Cinema Snob is a likable guy that respects people and their beliefs (same goes for Brad Jones in general). Cole is a pretentious liberal dick in and out of character.
Edit: Now that I think about it, he fits Doug Walker's profile a bit better, both being unlikable douches in real life.
Eh, take it for what you will, but the general consensus is that while Doug is a gigantic sperg and on the dumb side, he's a pretty friendly guy. Cole just comes off as a completely insufferable douchebag with nothing salvageable.
 

Qi Meng Dealer

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Cole has a new website where you can book him to play Bossa Nova music:

Anyone else think Cozy Cole sounds like the name of a rapey clown?
Good on him for continuing to live off of his wife's money, I guess. It looks like this endeavor will go about as well financially as his film critic career does, i.e. not very much.
 

The handsome tard

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I wonder if he'll even attend Barb's funeral when she dies. More to the point, if such an encounter were to happen, would Cole and Chris finally reconcile?
Its extremely unlikely he would show up at her funeral, at MOST, he send a message to Chris about how he is sorry (tho not really). And even if he did, he would stay away from Chris, that Im very sure. The moment he isnt obligated to stay anymore, he would jump into his car and drive away before Chris can try to force his responsibilities onto him.
 

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