The Cole Smithey Thread -

AnOminous

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I suspect he’s distancing himself from the Chandlers because he doesn’t want debt collectors coming after him, especially after Barb dies. You know they won’t be able to take very much from Chris, but Cole actually has a job and a paycheck they can garnish.
He doesn't owe shit to anyone. What weird world do people live in where they think you're somehow on the hook for the debts of your other adult relatives? Cole owes nothing to any of these people and they can't do shit to him.
 

Googie dot com

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Yeap and that's where my empathy ends with the dipshit. He reminds me of that one kid who skipped a grade and thought they were the greatest gift to mankind (again something that runs in the family) and yet all he does is write interviews on the internet and rides on the sepsis-ridden coattails of Chris's infamy.
 

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I was checking up on Cole's site to see if he's still an abject failure. My takeaways:

1) He still is committed to his online presence and uploads every few months.
2) He is advertising a website called CrazyCole which is now some random storefront, but it's the very first thing you see visiting ColeSmithey.com
3) He advertises video editing services now.
4) He has a link to a defunct podcast about food. There was a buffer where his cohost talks about a hypothetical situation involving their mothers and Cole reacts very negatively. This clip is 4 years old but made me grin.



The podcast lasted several years, had about 120+ episodes, and never broke 100 listens.
 
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RoboticRichardSimmons

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I was checking up on Cole's site to see if he's still an abject failure. My takeaways:

1) He still is committed to his online presence and uploads every few months.
2) He is advertising a website called CrazyCole which is now some random storefront, but it's the very first thing you see visiting ColeSmithey.com
3) He advertises video editing services now.
4) He has a link to a defunct podcast about food. There was a buffer where his cohost talks about a hypothetical situation involving their mothers and Cole reacts very negatively. This clip is 4 years old but made me grin.

View attachment 2249942

The podcast lasted several years, had about 120+ episodes, and never broke 100 listens.
You reminded me that both Cole and Chris still have active Patreon's. This will never stop being funny to me:

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taintmisbehavin

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Yeap and that's where my empathy ends with the dipshit. He reminds me of that one kid who skipped a grade and thought they were the greatest gift to mankind (again something that runs in the family) and yet all he does is write interviews on the internet and rides on the sepsis-ridden coattails of Chris's infamy.

The only person I have empathy for is whatever poor woman was dumb enough to marry Cole, and now works to support both of them while he sits at home and plays film critic.
 

AnOminous

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You reminded me that both Cole and Chris still have active Patreon's. This will never stop being funny to me:
I love how a regular content creator who puts serious effort into his work gets his ass completely trounced by his literally retarded brother who doesn't do anything at all except tism out online about ponies and shit.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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He doesn't owe shit to anyone. What weird world do people live in where they think you're somehow on the hook for the debts of your other adult relatives? Cole owes nothing to any of these people and they can't do shit to him.
From the same idiots who have the same "family responsibility" as Chris. They all think Cole should divorce his wife, move back home into abject squalor while Chris travels the US, UK, and Australia to get his cheeks busted by basement dwellers.
I love how a regular content creator who puts serious effort into his work gets his ass completely trounced by his literally retarded brother who doesn't do anything at all except tism out online about ponies and shit.
It's the world we live in.
 

Alex Krycek

Data Pagan &/or Cyber Vegan
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I was checking up on Cole's site to see if he's still an abject failure. My takeaways:

1) He still is committed to his online presence and uploads every few months.
2) He is advertising a website called CrazyCole which is now some random storefront, but it's the very first thing you see visiting ColeSmithey.com
3) He advertises video editing services now.
4) He has a link to a defunct podcast about food. There was a buffer where his cohost talks about a hypothetical situation involving their mothers and Cole reacts very negatively. This clip is 4 years old but made me grin.

View attachment 2249942

The podcast lasted several years, had about 120+ episodes, and never broke 100 listens.
For whatever reason the audio on this doesn’t work for me.
 

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