Read it to find out! but here is the cliff notes version.
Q announces on a podcast that he is running and bernie runs as the democratic candidate. When bernie wins Q says the election was rigged and puts out a deepfake video showing bernie admitting so. After that several states rebel under the banner of Q and bernie is assassinated. A massive civil war breaks out with the democrats occupying the white house while Qs followers are holed up in camp david. There Q makes his announcement
MY FELLOW AMERICANS! THE HOUR OF Q IS FINALLY AT HAND! I WAS CHOSEN BY GOD TO BECOME YOUR PRESIDENT AND SAVE THIS COUNTRY FROM DESTRUCTION. WHEN MY FOLLOWERS TELL YOU TO TRUST THE PLAN, IT IS GOD'S PLAN YOU ARE TRUSTING IN FOR I AM A PROPHET OF GOD! THE REIGN OF THE GLOBALIST PEDOVORES IS OVER! THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN WILL BE PURGED! ALL OF THE DENIZENS OF THE DEEP STATE, OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY, SHALL FINALLY FACE THE WRATH OF GOD, AS JUSTICE IS DELIVERED ONTO THEM! THEY SHALL STAND TRIAL FOR THEIR CRIMES, AND THEY SHALL ALL BE EXECUTED! THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION AND A FRONT FOR THE FORCES OF COMMUNISM AND SATANISM! WE WILL BAN IT OUTRIGHT! WE WILL FINALLY CRUSH THE FORCES OF GEORGE SOROS. ALL OF THE EVIL PEOPLE WHO HAVE INFILTRATED THE LEVERS OF POWER- THEIR TIME IS AT AN END! TO THOSE ON THE STREETS TODAY HOPING TO BRING THE SATANIST PEDOVORE KRASNER TO POWER, I TELL YOU- GO HOME! YOU ARE DEFYING THE WILL OF GOD! IF YOU CONTINUE TO DEFY HIS WILL, A TERRIBLE FATE WILL BE VISITED UPON YOU! I WILL WAIT NO LONGER TO DESTROY THE ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE. I AM THE STORM! AND THE STORM WILL SOON FALL UPON THE WICKED. THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS DAY IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY! AFTER THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF SATANIC RULE, HUMANITY WILL FINALLY RETURN TO GOD'S LIGHT! JOIN WITH ME NOW IN CELEBRATION OF THIS TRIUMPH! YOU ARE ALL Q, FOR THE WHOLE OF AMERICA IS Q! WE ARE NOW LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES OF Q, OR RATHER THE Q-NITED STATES OF AMERICA! THE PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL, AT LAST! MY FELLOW AMERICANS, JOIN WITH ME BY IMPRESSING THE HOLY TATTOO UPON YOUR FOREHEAD! IT IS THE MARK OF ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS AND PATRIOTS! DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE! DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF GOD!"
- Q's inauguration speech
Q's first meeting of his National Security Council was held at a boardroom in Camp David immediately after his inaugural address. The Joint Chiefs of Staff sat assembled before a hologram of Q projected from Chief of Staff Lionel Lebron's laptop. Other aides and officials entered the room. Matt Gaetz entered the room immediately after the Senate confirmed him as Vice President. After Mitch McConnell hastily forced through their confirmations by voice vote in the next room over, Secretary of State Alex Jones and Secretary of Defense Stewart Rhodes entered the boardroom together. As Secretary Rhodes slammed the door behind him, the hologram of Q finally spoke.
"GENERALS OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF, YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR COUNTRY LONG AND HONORABLY. SADLY, I AM NO LONGER IN NEED OF YOUR SERVICES. YOU ARE ALL RELIEVED OF DUTY AND STRIPPED OF ALL COMMANDS. YOU ARE NO LONGER MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES, YOU ARE PRIVATE CITIZENS. DISMISSED!"
A handful of Secret Service agents promptly escorted the bewildered Generals from the room.
"BY EXECUTIVE ORDER, I DECLARE MICHAEL FLYNN TO BE REINSTATED AS A GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES ARMY. I NOW APPOINT HIM AS THE NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF."</p><p>Michael Flynn, who was already in the boardroom, bowed before Q's hologram. "It's my honor and duty to serve you, Mr. President. I guess I'll have to work without a uniform for now."</p><p>"SECRETARY RHODES! WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE REBELLION!"
"Mr. President, Antifa militants are swarming every major city in the country. We're being told that California is on the brink of insurrection- all military forces in the state seem likely to accept Krasner as President. Unfortunately, we have more pressing matters even closer to us- Antifa has seized control over the White House and Capitol. If we don't act quickly, Antifa will be able to secure the city for Krasner, who would then be in a position to assume control over the whole federal government."
"GENTLEMEN, I DECIDED THIS MORNING THERE IS ONLY ONE PROPER COURSE FOR US TO TAKE. SATAN'S MINIONS SWARM ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, IN DEFIANCE OF MY WILL AND THE WILL OF GOD. THIS IS A VERY RISKY TIME. WE MUST ACT QUICKLY TO SECURE MY POWER. BUT IT IS ALSO AN OPPORTUNITY. OUR ENEMIES ARE ALL OUT IN THE OPEN. WE MUST ACT DECISIVELY AND NOW! KRASNER MUST BE DESTROYED, AND THE REBELLION MUST BE DESTROYED. IT APPEARS WASHINGTON D.C IS LOST TO US. WE COULD DEPLOY TANKS TO FORCE OUT ANTIFA FROM THE WHITE HOUSE AND DISPERSE THE PROTESTERS, BUT THE ARMED FORCES CANNOT POSSIBLY FACE DOWN ONE MILLION PROTESTERS. IN THE FACE OF SUCH NUMBERS, WE WOULD RISK MASSIVE DEFECTIONS. WE MUST ADDITIONALLY DESTROY BARACK OBAMA- EVEN IF KRASNER IS KILLED AND HIS GOVERNMENT CRUMBLES, BARACK OBAMA COULD ASSEMBLE A NEW GOVERNMENT IN EXILE, AND THE LEFT WOULD SWIFTLY RALLY TO HIM. GAVIN NEWSOM MUST ALSO BE DESTROYED, FOR HE STARTED THE REBELLION, AND CALIFORNIA IS THE HEART OF THE REBELLION. OUR TARGETS ARE WASHINGTON D.C, CHICAGO, AND THE ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. I SHALL ADD PHILADELPHIA TO THIS LIST AS IT IS ALSO A CENTER OF THE REBELLION- IT IS THE HOME OF KRASNER AND IT MUST THUS BE PUNISHED. WE CANNOT ATTACK THEM FROM THE GROUND WITHOUT OUR FORCES SUFFERING SIGNIFICANT CASUALTIES, WHICH WOULD LEAD TO THE OVERTHROW OF OUR GOVERNMENT. ONLY ONE WEAPON IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DECIMATE OUR ENEMIES AND IMMEDIATELY SECURE MY PRESIDENCY! WE MUST DEPLOY NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGAINST THE REBELLION. FIRST, WE MUST DROP THE A-BOMB ON THE WHITE HOUSE. I HAVE NO NEED OF IT- MY PHYSICAL BODY IS SECURE IN A HIDDEN LOCATION, AND I WILL NEVER REVEAL MY IDENTITY. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE ADMINISTERED FROM HERE AT CAMP DAVID. MOST OF THE REBELS WILL BE ERADICATED IN THE BLAST. WE MUST ALSO NUKE CHICAGO IN ORDER TO KILL OBAMA AND WIPE OUT EVEN MORE DEMONSTRATORS. I WILL SPARE NEW YORK, FOR TRUMP LIVES THERE, BUT PHILADELPHIA MUST BE DESTROYED IN NUCLEAR HELLFIRE! CALIFORNIA IS LOST TO US FOREVER- AS LONG AS THAT DEN OF ILLEGALS STANDS, THE CREEP OF COMMUNISM THREATENS TO CONTAMINATE AMERICA! LOS ANGELES, SAN FRANCISCO, SAN DIEGO, SACRAMENTO, OAKLAND, SAN JOSE, FRESNO- EVERY CITY IN CALIFORNIA MUST BE CLEANSED WITH FIRE! WHEN WE KILL THE MILLIONS OF REBELS IN CALIFORNIA, WE WILL ESTABLISH A CLEAR NUMERICAL MAJORITY OVER THE UNITED STATES! LET'S NUKE BOSTON TOO, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT- THAT CITY IS FILLED WITH LIBTARDS! THIS SHALL BE MY GREATEST TRIUMPH! I SHALL FINALLY DESTROY ALL OF MY ENEMIES! AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE THE PRESIDENCY! Q 2028! Q 2032! Q 2036! Q 2040! Q 2044! Q 2800! Q 50,000! I WILL RULE OVER AMERICA AND THIS WORLD FOREVER!"
Mark Taylor, Senior Counselor to the President, grabbed the terrified military aide who held the nuclear briefcase as the man screamed and tried to flee the room. "Don't you see? This is the most beautiful day in history! Biblical prophecy will finally be fulfilled! It's time to nuke the White House, boys! Where we go one We go all! Where we go one we go all! WHERE WE GO ONE, WE GO ALL!"
Kevin McCarthy was escorted by a band of Oath Keepers behind a shed at Camp David. "He's fucking nuking Bakersfield! Bakersfield voted for him! I voted for him!" McCarthy quickly glanced at a pile of bodies he recognized as the remains of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. " My family is dead! Oh God! Oh God! God! Dear Lord forgive me for I have sinn-" cried McCarthy as the Oath Keeper put a bullet into his skull.
The Q regime is perhaps the most repressive totalitarian regime in human history. Individual identity is reportedly outlawed. All American citizens are considered to be a part of Q's hive mind, and are thus forbidden names, only receiving numbers. It is mandatory for all citizens to become Qheads- they must be tattooed with the Triple Q on their forehead. It is a capital crime to live in the United States without this tattoo. The government controls every aspect of life in the United States, from birth to death. American citizens are forcibly implanted with a microchip which makes them listen to government propaganda and hear each of Q's latest proclamations. The Q regime has cut off all trade with the rest of the world, resulting in a sharp drop in America's standard of living.
As Q never revealed his identity, it is unclear if the original Q is even still alive- many Qologists suggest that Q has become a rotating identity that passes between squabbling bureaucrats. The Q regime once frequently issued boastful press releases to the foreign media, now it barely releases any... Regarding the Q regime's political history, there was substantial resistance to Q during the Second American Civil War even after the Nuclear Holocaust of 2025. Q's policy of mass retaliation eventually utterly crushed the rebellion. Q would further deploy nuclear weapons on American soil, wiping out New York City, Baltimore, Detroit, Tampa, and South Bend. After the former Twitter personality known as Dril won the presidential nomination of what remained of the Democrats in 2028, there have been no public elections in the United States. The Q regime still maintains that there are elections, and that Q is winning them, but there is no evidence that an election has occurred in the United States since 2024. There are no polling locations, no voter registrations, no ballots, no political parties, not even election results- Q is simply declared the winner. The Q regime maintains that the locations of the voting places are being held secret for national security purposes, in order to prevent agents of George Soros from sabotaging the elections. (The late George Soros, despite being dead for years, remains the favorite boogeyman of the Q regime.) It's probable that there are no secret voting places, as Q is effectively President for Life. Even as recently as this year, however, Q issued a press release on Camp David's website declaring his candidacy in the 2040 presidential elections... Global terrorism inspired by Q remains the world's most pressing security problem. The turmoil of nuclear fallout and economic upheaval following the Second Great Depression inspired many to join Q's apocalyptic death cult. Qheads have launched thousands of terrorist attacks across the world, most notably the destruction of the Vatican following the Pope's denunciation of Q as the Antichrist. Governments have taken to imposing Chinese-style internet censorship in order to curb the spread of fake news, pro-Q content, and general online extremism. The global community has taken exteme measures to ensure that a figure like Q does not rise to power in any country outside the United States... The United States has one consulate in Geneva with which it maintains contact with the outside world. Most of the American government's foreign service personnel abandoned their embassies and defected in 2025 following Q's nuclear destruction of California. The Geneva Embassy is staffed by a single man, whose name is unknown, sitting at an empty desk, staring at a blank wall. He is the last link between the United States and the outside world."
"I'm recording this diary so that the world may have some knowledge of my efforts, if I fail. The world is done. Q has ruined everything. Our only hope is time travel- we must go back in time and make sure Q never comes to power. My real name isn't important. I am John Titor and this is my story."</p><p>- The Last Will and Testament of John Titor