Kiwi Farms
(After almost two months of absent hell, I can finally rest easy and continue this brain melting phenomenon, which I'm sure most of you aren't too happy about considering the content I make you witness. With that said, on with the show.)
Do you feel your sanity isn't impure enough? Do you feel that your inner body hasn't been torn away from your soul because the internet isn't cringe enough?
Then welcome to...
THE CROSSOVER WIKI'S OF FORBIDDEN REALM!
The series where we explore crossover wiki's from the glorious wikia site. Wherever it be shitty and mind-numbing crossover wiki's, shitty and mind-numbing crossover articles or actually good crossovers which trust me ain't gonna be the majority of this series. So here is how this is gonna work. I will introduce the crossover and basically give a short summary on what it's about. I will be going over it's pros and it's cons and I will give a 5 star rating at the end for a topic. Then we move onto the next do the same and so on. I suffered on the search to find as many I can gather and now you must too. Hellfire plays in the background as I watch as the world crumbles from the internet's cringe.
Today subject is this time around NOT a full on wikia, but instead an article that I've gotten too intrigued with it hasn't left my mindset. I'm sure you guys have heard of those "movie spoofs" right? If not let me give a brief rundown.
Movie Spoofs are an ongoing fad in the crossover community. These spoofs are similar to Pooh's Adventures, but instead of the characters crossovering with movies as sort of guest stars they are PLAYING the cast in the movies. That's fucking right. I don't know if this is better or worse than being friends with the main characters of Schindler's List but I can tell you it will give you lots of brain damage. Usually these spoofs are of animated movies (Mainly Disney) and feature cartoons starring as characters that don't fit their personalities whatsoever re acting scenes from the movie they are parodying on. Of course most of these spoofs are made by man children of autistic descent.
At this point you might be typing in the replies why the fuck I'm explaining this. Today... I want to show you one of these spoofers. But this one fascinates me probably the most... Not because of how nonsensical it is, but because of how brain-exploding it is. And with that may I present to you...
THEBACKGROUNDPONIES2016STYLE
You like the logo? Good because your eyes are gonna be aching after 5 minutes from looking at it.
From the moment you look at it you will be thinking "Oh god end my life what am I looking at my EYES". I feel you. Let's first talk about the creator.
Thebackgroundponies2016style (That name...) Is one of the many kid show crossover autists on the internet who has nothing better to do with their lives. Most of their youtube channel consists of things you would mainly see from a Goanimate autist. What do you think of this couple, My reaction to ____ shit like that. I was pretty much expecting him to go down the self ship point. Thank god that's not the case. Overall he doesn't really strike out it anyway outside of his disgusting habits. But what does strike out is his... spoofs.
Now we get into the spoofs he makes. You better get your Crossover Movie Spoof checklist ready cause... This is a mess. I'm not joking. There's not much else to fit in. It's a mess. The entire article features many spoofs of different movies that many remember as being good or down right a bag of broken intestines. The majority being Disney. Aladdin, Hunchback, Jungle Book you name it, it's there. Though this guy takes it one step further. Of course he adds in the typical unfitting cast and wtf editing. But he also likes to add:
Tales as old as time...
PINGAS
I am kind of out of words...
Can't forget about those fetishes!
Probably from some 26 year old man's fantasies.
Keep in mind the blonde boy is 14 years old and Pearl is sort of an adult (Is over 8000 years old). She's also a lesbian. Let that sink in.
For context this is supposed to be a parody of Felidae. For further context it's a 90s German movie about cats aimed at ADULTS and features lots of gore, horror imagery and sex. This scene is supposed to take place before the titular sex scene. Luna (The girl in the picture) is 15 years old (She takes the part of the yellow cat who gets fucked by the protagonist). This guy thought that this was a good idea. Let that sink in.
From same parody from previous image. Seems like he had seen everything...
Is she kissing a banana?
If you're still reading this. I'm surprised you made it this far with your sanity. I was expecting you to plunge a knife into your guts because of what you have witnessed. But I'm just gonna stop there because I think we've seen enough. All it is just some painful imagery of scenes reenacted by cartoon characters in terrible ways... I think I'm ready to head for the pros and cons now. Here's the link for your suffering.
PROS
Now comes the final results. The grading. We will be judging on three topics. Bullshit plot devices, mind numbing presentation, insult and creator's insanity. Each will be scored from 1 to 10 Chris Chan's. One being the least horrfic and 10 being the most. We will add all of those up and give the final score out of 40.
BULLSHIT PLOT DEVICES.
MIND NUMBING PRESENTATION
INSULT
CREATOR'S INSANITY
FINAL RESULT
25/40
I think we have witnessed enough for one day. If there is a moral in this story: Don't end up getting too obsessed with your cartoons. Because sooner or later you'll end up like this. And go watch the actual original movies (Yes that includes you Felidae). Tune in next time for more fuckery and existential dread! And make sure to get your bleach ready!
- Frooloophasspoken.
Do you feel your sanity isn't impure enough? Do you feel that your inner body hasn't been torn away from your soul because the internet isn't cringe enough?
Then welcome to...
THE CROSSOVER WIKI'S OF FORBIDDEN REALM!
The series where we explore crossover wiki's from the glorious wikia site. Wherever it be shitty and mind-numbing crossover wiki's, shitty and mind-numbing crossover articles or actually good crossovers which trust me ain't gonna be the majority of this series. So here is how this is gonna work. I will introduce the crossover and basically give a short summary on what it's about. I will be going over it's pros and it's cons and I will give a 5 star rating at the end for a topic. Then we move onto the next do the same and so on. I suffered on the search to find as many I can gather and now you must too. Hellfire plays in the background as I watch as the world crumbles from the internet's cringe.
Today subject is this time around NOT a full on wikia, but instead an article that I've gotten too intrigued with it hasn't left my mindset. I'm sure you guys have heard of those "movie spoofs" right? If not let me give a brief rundown.
Movie Spoofs are an ongoing fad in the crossover community. These spoofs are similar to Pooh's Adventures, but instead of the characters crossovering with movies as sort of guest stars they are PLAYING the cast in the movies. That's fucking right. I don't know if this is better or worse than being friends with the main characters of Schindler's List but I can tell you it will give you lots of brain damage. Usually these spoofs are of animated movies (Mainly Disney) and feature cartoons starring as characters that don't fit their personalities whatsoever re acting scenes from the movie they are parodying on. Of course most of these spoofs are made by man children of autistic descent.
At this point you might be typing in the replies why the fuck I'm explaining this. Today... I want to show you one of these spoofers. But this one fascinates me probably the most... Not because of how nonsensical it is, but because of how brain-exploding it is. And with that may I present to you...
THEBACKGROUNDPONIES2016STYLE
You like the logo? Good because your eyes are gonna be aching after 5 minutes from looking at it.
From the moment you look at it you will be thinking "Oh god end my life what am I looking at my EYES". I feel you. Let's first talk about the creator.
Thebackgroundponies2016style (That name...) Is one of the many kid show crossover autists on the internet who has nothing better to do with their lives. Most of their youtube channel consists of things you would mainly see from a Goanimate autist. What do you think of this couple, My reaction to ____ shit like that. I was pretty much expecting him to go down the self ship point. Thank god that's not the case. Overall he doesn't really strike out it anyway outside of his disgusting habits. But what does strike out is his... spoofs.
Now we get into the spoofs he makes. You better get your Crossover Movie Spoof checklist ready cause... This is a mess. I'm not joking. There's not much else to fit in. It's a mess. The entire article features many spoofs of different movies that many remember as being good or down right a bag of broken intestines. The majority being Disney. Aladdin, Hunchback, Jungle Book you name it, it's there. Though this guy takes it one step further. Of course he adds in the typical unfitting cast and wtf editing. But he also likes to add:
- Pedophilia
- Fetishes.
- Beastiality.
- Nonsensical moments.
Tales as old as time...
PINGAS
I am kind of out of words...
Can't forget about those fetishes!
Probably from some 26 year old man's fantasies.
Keep in mind the blonde boy is 14 years old and Pearl is sort of an adult (Is over 8000 years old). She's also a lesbian. Let that sink in.
For context this is supposed to be a parody of Felidae. For further context it's a 90s German movie about cats aimed at ADULTS and features lots of gore, horror imagery and sex. This scene is supposed to take place before the titular sex scene. Luna (The girl in the picture) is 15 years old (She takes the part of the yellow cat who gets fucked by the protagonist). This guy thought that this was a good idea. Let that sink in.
From same parody from previous image. Seems like he had seen everything...
Is she kissing a banana?
If you're still reading this. I'm surprised you made it this far with your sanity. I was expecting you to plunge a knife into your guts because of what you have witnessed. But I'm just gonna stop there because I think we've seen enough. All it is just some painful imagery of scenes reenacted by cartoon characters in terrible ways... I think I'm ready to head for the pros and cons now. Here's the link for your suffering.
PROS
- There was evidence of a PORTION of effort. But it's still shitty.
- At some point in time the characters the cartoons are playing partially make sense.
- Most of the character roles are nonsensical.
- There are obvious hints of fetishes, pedophilia and beasitality.
- Do I need to explain that Luna pic again?
- Sometimes the editing is all over the place.
- Basically everything else I explained earlier.
Now comes the final results. The grading. We will be judging on three topics. Bullshit plot devices, mind numbing presentation, insult and creator's insanity. Each will be scored from 1 to 10 Chris Chan's. One being the least horrfic and 10 being the most. We will add all of those up and give the final score out of 40.
BULLSHIT PLOT DEVICES.
MIND NUMBING PRESENTATION
INSULT
CREATOR'S INSANITY
FINAL RESULT
25/40
I think we have witnessed enough for one day. If there is a moral in this story: Don't end up getting too obsessed with your cartoons. Because sooner or later you'll end up like this. And go watch the actual original movies (Yes that includes you Felidae). Tune in next time for more fuckery and existential dread! And make sure to get your bleach ready!
- Frooloophasspoken.