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Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
Feb 3, 2013
Its that time of the year again folks. The last two years had a great turn out and we had lots of fine, aside from a few hitches. For those of you who were not here last year, every year me and @Fibonacci run this event where we get together and make a gift for a fellow CWCki Forum member. It is a lot of fun and lets you get to know someone else. So what are the rules?

1. The gift must be something you made yourself.

It must be something you created, and something transferable via pm

  • Art you made
  • A story you wrote
  • A game you made
  • Music you wrote yourself
  • Any media you yourself have created.
  • Electronic Gift Cards
  • Purchased Digital Content
  • Any media you did not make yourself.
  • Anything purchased with cash.
Simply put, this is something from the heart and must be something that you did not pay for.

2. The gift must be appropriate
I have a pretty broad definition of what is appropriate and what is not. Just make sure its something your recipient will find acceptable.

3. Please turn it in on time.
I will run sign ups until Thanksgiving weekend, and then you will have until Dec 10 to turn your gift in. I do grant extensions however, as long as you think you can turn your gift into me or Cuddlebug(or whoever else if he does not join up this year) by Dec 24th. If by the 10th you feel you cannot complete the gift, simply notify me and I will find someone to replace you. You will not be barred from future Secret Santas if you do this, you will however if you simply fail to complete your task and I am forced to find someone at the last minute, you will be black listed.

4. Sign up requirements.
In order to participate you must:
  • Have been here at least 3 months
  • Have at least 100 posts.
  • Have more positive ratings than negative.
I am willing to waive these for a member who can get another member (preferably staff) to vet them. Of the few problems in the past I have had, its usually new members who sign up and never do their shit.

5. Have fun!
The most important thing is that everyone enjoys themselves.

Now to sign up, I need to know a few things, your likes, dislikes, a little something about your self, and whether or not you can be a Christmas Miracle Worker. Likes and dislikes are pretty obvious, the third part is new for this year. Some people like to write stories or make art involving their recipient, so knowing a little about you is important. This section is optional however. Miracle Workers are those willing to do additional gifts in case we need them, for example if we have an odd number of people who sign up or if someone cannot complete a gift. Only say yes to this if you can shoulder additional gifts to do. @Niachu was pretty much Jesus last year. So without further adieu, I will start....

UPDATE 11/12/2014
Ok, I have updated the list and great news we have exceeded the number we did last year! I am very excited for this and I cannot wait to see what we have for gifts this year. I also dug up last years thread along with the show off your gift thread for those who wish to see what people got last year.

Name: Surtur
Likes: Video games, PC games, Dungeons & Dragons, Tabletop games in general, reptiles, science fiction, cheesy horror movies, Mystery Science Theater 3000, vikings.
Dislikes: Idiots, weens, hipsters, my job, strawberries, JJ Abrams, F.A.T.A.L
Fun Fact About Me: Under my mighty beard, is a mighty jawline.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: No

1. Surtur
2. The Hunter
3. Hunger Mythos
4. Dork of Ages
5. Some JERK
6. Pikonic
7. Sparkster
9. Glaive
10. Segue
11. Trickie
12. Waifu
13. Cuddle
14. Champthom
15. Hurrhurrhurr
16. TheOneMrBlonde
17. Darky
18. Randall Fragg
20. Hellblazer
21. ChurchOfGodBear
22. _blank_
23. Poison Ivy
24. Mauveman
25. Venusaur
26. Dr. Meme
27. CheerSensei
28. darkhorse816
29. Saney
30. Dr. Research
31. Alan Pardew
32. Hellbound
33. Himawari
34. flossman
35. Zeorus
36. 93532
37. cahoots
38. lolwut
39. A-Stump
40. Golly
41. Have a Pepsi
42. TheIncredableLioness
43. Coster
44. Kittentits
45. MysticMisty
46. WachtAmWeb
47. Firesharpie
48. Mourning Dove
49. Ziltoid
50. DeckardBane
51. Niachu
52. hmm yeah
53. Apple Cat
54. Captain Pronin
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The Hunter

Border Hopping Taco Bender
Retired Staff
Feb 3, 2013
Name: Hunter
Likes: Dogs, guns, trucks
Dislikes: Cats, gun control, minivans
Fun Fact About Me: I'm from Texas. I like dogs.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: No


Necromancer Corgi Queen
True & Honest Fan
Feb 3, 2013
Name: Hunger Mythos
Likes: Corgis, Dachshunds, coffee, whiskey, mead, spooky skeletons and critters, beards, Dungeons & Dragons, Metal Gear Solid 3, Silent Hill, Yakul from Princess Mononoke, Twin Peaks, Over the Garden Wall, Cowboy Bebop, Bee and Puppycat, The Dark Tower series, Lovecraftian spookiness
Dislikes: Clowns, bullies, grillas
Fun Fact About Me: My avatar is an actual portrait of me. I also like to collect bones and other dead stuff.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: No.
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Dork Of Ages

Get out of my sight, inferior!
Oct 8, 2013
Name: Dork Of Ages
Likes: Video games like Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System, Persona 3 (and 4 as well, started playing it recently), Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines, The Walking Dead (not just the Telltale video game series, the TV show and the comics as well), Gears of War, Dead Rising, Fallout, maybe Elder Scrolls, basically any game that I ever mentioned. Music like Beltaine and game soundtracks. Anime like Steins;Gate, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Melancholy Of Suzumiya Haruhi. Movies like The Room, Foodfight! and Birdemic. TV shows like TWD, Breaking Bad and stuff. Basically any stuff that made me cry or that I find awesome or funny. If possible, any gift that has to do with the stuff I mentioned is great, but I am alright with anything.
Dislikes: I am not very sure. Maybe something not porn-ish? Dunno.
Fun Facts About Me: I like pão de queijo.
Can you be a Miracle Worker: No.

I was kinda apprehensive during last year's Secret Santa, but I think I managed just fine. So, I'm ready to do anything for any of you! :oops::oops::heart-full:
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I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'
Mar 23, 2013
Name: Some JERK
Likes: Wristwatches, cigars, bourbon, old firearms (designed before 1900, but not necessarily manufactured before then), Black and white movies, German Shepherds, Bull terriers, Bluetick hounds, The Smoky Mountains, interesting bash shell scripts, embedded systems, mid-late 60's muscle cars, old stand-up arcade machines, good meatloaf recipes. Mary Steenburgen.
Dislikes: Pickles, Gin, Mustangs, Winona Ryder.
Fun Fact About Me: I never learned to read.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: Sure.


Pre Merge
True & Honest Fan
Jul 22, 2013
Just in case someone who gets me doesn't know me that well, here's a list that I hope literally anyone can be able to find one thing to use.

Game of Thrones and Battlestar Galactica the shows
board games
Game of Thrones and Battlestar Galactica the board games.
Anything cute
Cam Newton
Colin Kaepernick
the ocean
The New York Giants
The New York Mets
League of Legends
90s music
rap music.
Edward Norton

Wil Wheaton
Attention Whores
Bell peppers
Tom Brady (and The New England Patriots)

Fun Fact About Me:
I make my own mead.

Can you be a Miracle Worker?:



Rocket Knight
Jul 17, 2014
Name: Sparkster
Cats, MST3K, coffee, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek Next Generation, the Denver Broncos, incense, The Beatles

Idiocy, mosquitos, most meat, cheap coffee and tea, Stephenie Meyer, bratty kids, insects, Apple products

Fun Fact About Me:
I make a mean veggie tomato sauce.

Can you be a Miracle Worker?:


Feb 3, 2013
Name: Spaps
Likes: Serious Sam, Deadly Premonition, Team Fortress 2, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, Bruce Campbell movies, POSTAL, Barkley, Shut up and Jam: Gaiden, Broforce, RPGs (the video games because I am dirty pleb), The Room, Archer, JonTron, Pertubator/Neo-80's music, buddy-cop movies, H.R. Giger
Dislikes: Winter, SJWs, le funi meemees, Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, Postal 3, Vaporwave
Fun Fact About Me: Last year was the worst winter Winnipeg's had in decades. I had to walk 40 minutes (two trips, of course) a day, every day during it.
Can I be a Miracle Worker?: No.


Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
Feb 3, 2013
Updates as of 11/1. Come on lets get more people in here.


Jan 11, 2014
Name: Glaive
Likes: Hockey masks, imageboards, hardstyle, music production, synths, Welcome to the NHK, trance, Fire Emblem, Bitcoins, Deagle Nation, poker, sushi, Kaiji, Quake, twitch shooters in general, bunnies, Watamote, desu, Erowid, hoodies, Clyde Cash, IRC, computer security, tennis, >tfwnogf
Dislikes: Hipsters, bullies, trap music, Tyce
Fun Fact About Me: I lived in New Zealand for two years and want to move back someday
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: No
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Jan 2, 2014
Name: Segue
Likes: Metroid, Cute girls in business outfits, Smash Bros., DKC, Money, Disney/Pixar movies, Cowboy Bebop, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar the Last Airbender, Super Mario, Mega Man, Metal Gear Rising, Rayman Origins, Sonic 2 & 3, Bionicle, Pokemon, Pokemon Girls, Super Meat Boy, and The Shining.
Dislikes: Metroid Other M, stupid/annoying people, Room 237 (the movie), people who wont shut up about their waifus, perverts, neckbeards, winter, math, ignorance and unnecessary sexualization.
Fun Fact: I don't speak much at all due to me getting anxious alot. So basically, I'm mute.
Can you be a miracle worker?: No, sorry.
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I refer to Christine as she/her to annoy you.
True & Honest Fan
Apr 4, 2014
Oooh, Secret Santa? Awesome! :biggrin:

Name: Trickie
Likes: I like just about every cute thing you can imagine, Pokemon, Mario, Sailormoon, Kingdom Hearts, Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks, etc.. I also like "epic" stuff like Attack on Titan, Assassin's Creed, Terminator 2, Lost Odyssey, Rurouni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, Metroid, Gotham, Sherlock, Avatar (The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra), etc.. I'm also very fond of the Final Fantasy series (particularly 3, 4, 6, 9, and 14).
Dislikes: Loud noises, angry people, winter, summer, direct sunlight, snow, basically any kind of weather that isn't rainy, overcast, or somewhat chilly.
Fun Fact About Me: My skin doesn't take to sunlight that well. I hiked up a mountain once and came back down with 2nd degree sunburns on my arms.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: I can try, but whether or not I'll be able to will depend on what I've got on my plate when I'm being asked.


True & Honest Fan
Jul 13, 2014
Name: Waifu! :waifu:

Likes: Giraffes, Kaku from One Piece, comic books(!!!), Marvel, Batman, video games, BioShock, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, girls, healthy sex positivity, kinky stuff, acting, costumes, art, writing music, action figures, cool animu, stuffed animals, american horror story, horror stuff in general, monsters, aliens, robots, role play games, film, dancing, that feeling when you have a handful of cooled batteries, water, boxer briefs, booze, reptiles, helping people, taking care of people, friends, most of the CWCki users

Dislikes: Broni Friendzonis, almost any cinematic piece or live action production in relation to comic books, poo, Joss Whedon touching anything related to Marvel whatsoever, homophobia, women being treated like shit ever, Ronald Raygun speaking, corn, creepers, hospitals, IV's, the cold, people who think self-harm/rape/pedophilia/serious shit is hilarious, poorly written love interests, bad headcanons, unsolicited dick pics

Fun Fact About Me: I used to get paid to sing and dance on stage as an entertainer before I moved.

Can you be a Miracle Worker?: Sorry, too busy!


Cishet dudebro
True & Honest Fan
Mar 26, 2013
Sure alright, I liked last years Secret Santa.

Name Cuddle
Likes: Video games, literature, skeletons, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, girls, Counter Strike, Metal Gear Solid, most fantasy movies, old music, the Boney M
Dislikes: anything pretentious
Fun Fact About Me: I make images in Source Filmmaker and make maps for video games. I also studied theater for two years
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: Sure, although it depends on the difficulty of the request given what I plan on making.
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"Champthom doesn't bullshit."
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
Jan 30, 2013
Name: Champthom
Likes: Board games, RPGs (especially D&D), the great taste of Charleston Chew, Game of Thrones, The Grateful Dead, Doctor Who.
Dislikes: Ban evaders
Fun Fact About Me: I did not try RPGing until a year ago and I've been hooked since.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: No (sorry guys :( ).

Flowers For Sonichu

B& from wrongplanet forums
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
Mar 26, 2014
Name: Hurrhurrhurr
Likes: PC games, Dungeons & Dragons, World of Darkness, beer, the Chicago Cubs, Deagle Nation, bacon cheeseburgers, Supernatural, Trailer Park Boys, Magic The Gathering, The Sims, Elder Scrolls, Speech and Debate, MGS, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Detroit Lions, Veep, Community, metal, rock, punk, pizza, DUI fries (chili, cheese, pastrami, carne asada), Firefly, gsxpress9's youtube videos about the forums, and whiskey.
Dislikes: How every fucking comedy has a romantic subplot, when movies deviate from the books, Radiohead, when Metallica cut their mullets, people who make rape jokes, police, right wing nutjobs, people who walk around in public strapped with assault rifles, the Golden Knight, furries, cops, dudebros, "light" beers, Heineken, Stella Artois, anything made by Seth MacFarlaine, Dave Brandon, Woody Chan, the St. Louis Cardinals, anal scenes in porn, banks, taxes, people debating whether Chris is really transgendered or not, Chris' negotiation tactics, /cow/, my girlfriend criticizing my diet, people who are proud to be ignorant, and bronies.
Fun Fact About Me: I unironically like Insane Clown Posse's "Great Milenko" album.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: Only in an Emergency.


Jenny! #Payday #RocketLauncher
Nov 23, 2013
Name: TheOneMrBlonde
Likes: Trailer Park Boys, The Sims, rap, punk rock, ska, Breaking Bad, wine, cigarettes, pizza, Fallout New Vegas, Grand Theft Auto, Prison Architect, most games I guess?, cats, dogs, animals, wrestling, Jace
Dislikes: Assholes, my ex, stupidity, Family Guy, people who believe that suicide, rape or anything that is kinda really serious is funny (it's not, try again edgelord), homophobia, angry people, Gibson Les Paul
Fun Fact About Me: I'm a really shy person and don't know what to say nine times out of ten. Also I play guitar and the banjo.
Can you be a Miracle Worker: Sure!
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Night Terror

outta my way
True & Honest Fan
Feb 4, 2013
Screw it, I'll sign up. Enjoy your doodles.
Name: Darky
Likes: TF2/Dota 2, heavy metal and classic rock, monster movies, crocodiles, mecha animu, swearing, drinking booze, being sarcastic on the internet, punching
Dislikes: hot weather, getting up in the morning, any food which doesn't have some kind of dead animal on/in it, not having a beard, using weapons that aren't fists, writing too much for things like this
Fun Fact About Me: I'm a Britbong. People have thought I'm from all sorts of places. The funniest was Denmark. Also yes I'm a goddamn furry.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: I'd like to, but no.
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Randall Fragg

Tran Ranch is under siege!
Forum Staff
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
Apr 15, 2014
eh, I'd be willing to give out a present. Although I don't want anything in return.


Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
Feb 3, 2013
List updated as off 11/3/2014
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