Without the CWCki, I'll have to leave my lair, and I'm afraid the cops will get me. Why did this happen?!?
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
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The cops are getting to me now, especially my edits on the CWCki and headbutting Meyler...
MegachuDeluxe
kiwifarms.net
the best you can do is what i'm about to do when i answer the door just look them in the eye and ask "what took you so long?"
I was arrested last night in a trolling bust. One of my comrades was shot and killed in an attempt to escape (RIP Batman.) Luckily, I posted bail with my millions of dollars, and have hired a lawyer to combat these lucrid charges.
So now I'm getting investigated by the FA, the police and the cyberpolice now. 
So now I'm getting investigated by the FA, the police and the cyberpolice now.
But at least you're not David Moyes.
Holy shit Batman was living incognito this entire time? RIP Batman, we'll bury you with a box of donation money.
He forgot to sue for slander against his good name, conspiracy to troll and stealing all the boyfriend-free girls.
As a member of the Latino community I can guarantee this is 100% true.
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Guest
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Like most of you, I got served this morning. One count of premeditated cyberbullying, four counts slander and two counts of aggravated mockery. They said as long as I make my court appearance there won't be any need for an arrest, but this ankle bracelet monitor is annoying the shit out of me.
I was arrested late last night (swat style) computer troll booking calendar troll phone apps all taken and blown up. I have been given a TRUE and HONEST court appointed lawyer who only wants to get high and make lame puns. All and all i think it will be a fair and honest trial.
Bernd Lauert
kiwifarms.net
Good thing I don't live in the US. Cops in Rheinland are sooo corrupt... usually that's a bad thing but last night it only took me the equivalent of US$ 8.97 to make these troll charges go away like a bad dream.
If any of you need Rheinland residency status, you know what number to call. Unless you've already been busted, then I can't help you.
If any of you need Rheinland residency status, you know what number to call. Unless you've already been busted, then I can't help you.
Kaiser Carranza
kiwifarms.net
Dammit, I should have requested asylum at the embassy like you guys told me. Some jerkish Mexican cops came to my house, dragged me out and threw a barrage of tennis balls and orange pelts at me. Now I'm in jail and they're accusing me of being a troll! How could I be a troll? This is my second day here! D:
Satoru182
kiwifarms.net
Im writing this from my work, fucking police fuckin broke into my house and took MY COMPUTERS, XBOX ONE, SAMSUNG GALAXY 4 AND LAPTOPS!
Fucking fuck fuck I hate Chris, police down here is slow as fuck and I dont know when im getting my stuff back.
Im not serving jail as this is a minor offense here but I will have to pay a hefty fine.
Fucking fuck fuck I hate Chris, police down here is slow as fuck and I dont know when im getting my stuff back.
Im not serving jail as this is a minor offense here but I will have to pay a hefty fine.
Of course I too am up a legal shit creek. I do have one small victory to report to all of you. I have engaged the services of Rob Bell as my defense attorney. He has high hopes that my defense that I am an adult child will allow me to get away with all of my past and future crimes. I encourage all of you to contact him as well.
A scene straight out of a farce: Bell running back and forth between both the plaintiff's and defendant's desks, pleading both cases.
Kaiser Carranza
kiwifarms.net
And then Chris yells "OBJECTION!" and decides to represent himself.
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