The Day The KiwiFarms Died - KiwiFarms Pie

[Distant Stare]

Add lyrics as the thread goes. I will sing it over an acoustic instrumental version when it is done.

A long long time ago
I can still remember how Chris use to make us all smile
Clyde knew if he had a chance, how he could make that re-tard dance
And we go play block land for a while

But 2020 made me shiver
With every podcast Null delivered
Blackpills on the frontpage

Chris wont upload a single page

I can remember how Josh cried
When he almost lost 230, to Trump on a dime

He wanted a wife in his lifetime
The day the KiwiFarms Died

So bye-bye the pay-roll job guys
CWki Forum moderator, and Chris just sighs

And those good ol guys, posting awoo and lies
Laughing, "He just wants to feed that land whale"
"Josh wants to feed that land whale"

Did you believe in true honest love, and were you there when merg begone
Will the furries yiff in hell
Now did you see that house burn down, and the papers from dumpster fell
And watch as snakething goes down, real slow

Well, then his family has problems with him
And the forum hung from a broken limb
Next month we were open again

But the pressure was on times ten

He was a was a lonely autistic sperg machine
With a new server and a moderation team
But he knew he was out of luck

The day those Muslims died

I started posting, my my this janitor guy
KiwiFarms Ooperator, Ambers' growing in size

And those good ol guys, posting awoo and lies
Laughing, "He just wants to feed that land whale"
"Josh wants to feed that land whale"

Now next 2 years were sometimes blue, but the crypto boom helped us through
But that was how it used to be
When that Kiwi mossied in that day, with gopro rifle and a 8chan relay
And then a glowie email Null after the spree

oh, and while the bodies were bleeding out
They demanded a swift blackout
Our guy was livid now
And still Null would not bow


Sources to use:

Spoiler: original

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride

But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry


And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those rhythm and blues

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck

The day the music died

I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry

Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

Now for ten years we've been on our own, and moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned

And while Lenin read a book on Marx
A quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
Helter skelter in a summer swelter, the birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass, the players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
Oh, and there we were all in one place, a generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singin'
bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin' This'll be the day that I die"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kiwi-farms-history.61381/

 

[Icasaracht]

Lol calm down.

It's just a silly wee little rhyme!
Of a site whose slime's not sublime.
Where we weave up dolts for your laughs!
And stand-outs are slapped down by Null's gaffs.

Watch it try claim it's a farm!
With a beak as small as kiwi's yarn.
Spewing thread after thread!
With its users under your bed.

Yes!

It's Kiwi-Faaarms!

 

[Orion Balls]

Fuck Don McLean.

 

[Coelacanth]

Do it, faggot. I'll even contribute. Give me all your 'tism ratings, lads.

So why, why did Null tell us goodbye?
He had feeder porn for days, but felt dead deep inside.

And the farmers ‘sperged as he moaned and whined,
Screamin’ “I just need to get me a wife,
I just need to get me a life.”

 

[TheImportantFart]

Why can nobody on this site ever get the fucking scansion right when doing a parody song?

 

[Bee Head]

This is kinda gay ngl

 

[Distant Stare]

This is kinda gay ngl

Maybe we should get Null to sing it

 

[Orion Balls]

Cry cry, cuz you've got a new stye
It's been caused by shared eyeliner that you never let dry
Now all the goths are laughing at your left eye
Singing Gonorreah isn't a lie, hepatitis isn't a lie.
E- I'll play myself out with puzzle pieces.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

I met a sadbrain who sang the blues
And I asked him for some happy news
But he just sighed and tweeted away

I watched his videos where it all began
Where he asked us "what's a paladin?"
But his content now is dry and overplayed

And on the net still he screams
About Orange Man Bad and ex ginger queens
Not a word was spoken
On his foreclosure still in motion...

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Parody songs suck stop it now

 

[AsbestosFlaygon]

Who can take a sunrise?

Sprinkle it with bullying.

Cover it with hate and a dox or two.

The Nullifier!

The Nullifier can!

The Nullifier can 'cause he mixes it with Nazis

And makes the world hate him!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Did you write the lolcow's a-log
And do you believe white girls fuck dogs
Now delete this thread or I'm going to sue your blog

Well you're a fed and we all know
When you post it has that special glow
You say 1488
And you want a white ethnostate

I was a lonely teenage edgelord buck
Got blocked on Twitter, didn't give a fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day Kiwi Farms died

Bye bye, to old internet life
Now it's all corporate lectures about black lives
And trannies screaming they'll commit suicide
While the trads all want trap femboy wives
The trads all want trap femboy wives

Now for six years we've been living in clown world
If I get doxed I'll say I'm a true and honest girl
And you'll get banned for the insults that you hurl

By the Google council of Trust and Safety
And some bitch named Susan Wojcicki
From public life, which is now owned by Disney

Oh and while you're exiled to Gab
A Nazi cries cause he's so sad
His court case was put to rest
Did too much crystal meth

And while Breadtube misquotes cliff's notes of Marx
The furries dream of having sex with sharks
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day Kiwi Farms died

so bye bye, to old internet life
Now it's all corporate lectures about black lives
And trannies screaming they'll commit suicide
Even DSP can't Twitch stream live
Even DSP can't Twitch stream live

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

If I may
to join the game
Null is gay
and also lame