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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
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DevilDog
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My theory is that Borb will expire in the next 3 years, and probably on the sooner side of that time. At which point we have two futures for Chris.
A:The unlikely, he finds himself all alone, away from the parents that sheltered him...and after a painful realization that life must be managed and not simply shoved onto a shelf in a blu-ray case, he starts to grow up.
B:After Borb's demise he rescinds even deeper into his room, thus achieving his own form of transcendence:Full immersion in a personless world in which he can feel all the self-pity he desires. He spends the rest of his days on vidya until he finally succumbs to the Great Slumber.
A:The unlikely, he finds himself all alone, away from the parents that sheltered him...and after a painful realization that life must be managed and not simply shoved onto a shelf in a blu-ray case, he starts to grow up.
B:After Borb's demise he rescinds even deeper into his room, thus achieving his own form of transcendence:Full immersion in a personless world in which he can feel all the self-pity he desires. He spends the rest of his days on vidya until he finally succumbs to the Great Slumber.
Many here speculate that after Barb passes Chris will try to socialize more. Could be a rebirth for him, and lulz for us to enjoy.
I predict that Barb will die this year, and I predict that CWC will accidentally catch 14BC on fire at some point, it would burn like hell, possibly even consuming Son-Chu and the Aerostar in the yard, which would be CWC's only sources of shelter if he got out safely.
CWC will probably die within 10 years of Barb's passing, probably from diabetes, heart disease, a stroke or being killed by a JERK for hitting on a girl who was spoken for.
CWC will probably die within 10 years of Barb's passing, probably from diabetes, heart disease, a stroke or being killed by a JERK for hitting on a girl who was spoken for.
Most paths lead him to jail.
snowkitten91
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He might try hiring more hookers to help ease his ever growing loneliness and might end up getting an STD.
Tubular Monkey said:
This. Imagine how his creative driving would have ended if his mother hadn't been around. Once he's 100% off leash it's only a matter of time.
Of course it's not like he'll do anything to go away for life. He'll probably be in and out of jail for most of the rest of his life. He may come to prefer it since they'd force some structure into his life (although the lack of vidya makes that unlikely).
Barb will die in about seven years, although her health will start failing in five.
After that, Chris, with some guidance from Rocky or a social worker, will cobble together an existence where he survives on tugboat in 14 Branchland. He will get out more but we won't hear much from him on the Net.
After that, Chris, with some guidance from Rocky or a social worker, will cobble together an existence where he survives on tugboat in 14 Branchland. He will get out more but we won't hear much from him on the Net.
Im predicting a blaze of tard ragin glory after Barb dies. Chris will load up his car with as much flammable material as he can and launch a kamikazi run on the gameplace, expecting his terminal collision with a brick wall will result in the flammable materials all going up in a huge explosion that burns the gameplace to the ground
she'll die very soon. we won't be too far behind. he may try to go out and socialize but it will not go very well. he may remember to pay a couple bills on time, but then stress. he may even sell some of her horde or junk some of her horde (but fairly unlikely because of laziness and stress or because he wants her garbage to remember her by) he'll finally hit rock bottom when he realizes he has absolutely nothing once barb is gone.
Midnight Kissy Bull
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BillRiley said:
This is the funniest prediction yet. All the others made me depressed and sad for the guy.
BillRiley said:
Fred says, "that's a Yabba Dabba Don't!"
Reminds me of this....
Reminds me of this....
[youtube]D04wb7P_v-4[/youtube]
Uzumaki said:
Reminds me of this....
[youtube]D04wb7P_v-4[/youtube]
JULAY
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Re: Reminds me of this....
First of all that video is hilarious. I've seen Michael Falk, autistic reporter cover a man killed by a train and a victim of a drive-by, but this is by far the best one.
Now then, if Chris went to prison, he would be some convict's sex slave, end of story. Said convict would rent out his ass to anyone with a pack of squares or some Little Debbie cakes from the commissary. Totally defenseless fat autistics like Chris don't do well in prison, period.
LordCustos3 said:
First of all that video is hilarious. I've seen Michael Falk, autistic reporter cover a man killed by a train and a victim of a drive-by, but this is by far the best one.
Now then, if Chris went to prison, he would be some convict's sex slave, end of story. Said convict would rent out his ass to anyone with a pack of squares or some Little Debbie cakes from the commissary. Totally defenseless fat autistics like Chris don't do well in prison, period.
JarlaxleBaenre
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Marvin has said that Barb keeps Chris from his social pursuits. Maybe he'll find chums among the neckbeards at an out of town game store and shack up with one for a while. Of course, there's a greater chance that there's ugly days ahead for him.
Re: Reminds me of this....
There was someone on the forum before this one that said we were unfair for saying Chris should get a menial job because as an autistic he wouldn't do well with repetitive routines.
I realize this is a comedy video, and there may be a range of comfort with routines along the autistic spectrum, but I think Chris would do well if it was something that was routine.
LordCustos3 said:
There was someone on the forum before this one that said we were unfair for saying Chris should get a menial job because as an autistic he wouldn't do well with repetitive routines.
I realize this is a comedy video, and there may be a range of comfort with routines along the autistic spectrum, but I think Chris would do well if it was something that was routine.
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