Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I'm not mad, I just disagree. Doesn't make sense to me. Anyone of you guys of course could explain the logic. Quick before I get banned forever!

lol calm your tits.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Jesse is sperging about "the losers and re.tards on Kiwi Farms who are acting like communists" right now on his livestream:

 

[Absurdity]

Bruh, this is gay af.

Looking at your avatar tells me everything I need to know. Bruh, it's not a big deal go pester Frog Baron on twitter for an hour and then come back.

I mean come on, if you're gonna put the effort out, why do I need to go check out men getting sodomized by women on EVS twitter? You're all I need bruh.

 

[Roy Earle]

It's alright, it's just Kiwi Farms dude. I'm surprised so many people are crawling out of the anthill for this.

"I'm not mad, you are mad!!!!" please cope harder

 

[Absurdity]

lol calm your tits.

Ok, roll down your window.

 

[MeltyTW]

"I'm not mad, you are mad!!!!" please cope harder

just glancing he doesnt actually seem mad, theres just like three or four posters insisting hes mad, now me i am mad because i recognize this faggy mo from josh's former modding gig

 

[Garth]

Jesse is sperging about "the losers and re.tards on Kiwi Farms who are acting like communists" right now on his livestream:

People who wear their own merch get the bullet.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Jesse is sperging about "the losers and re.tards on Kiwi Farms who are acting like communists" right now on his livestream:

I could only handle about a minute of that. How can a man be so bad at being entertaining?

And yes, I am using only the most loose definition of man.

 

[BSV]

Jesse is sperging about "the losers and re.tards on Kiwi Farms who are acting like communists" right now on his livestream:

It's the first time I have seen that show, and the gimmicky props, look of the guy and cingy intro does not instill confidence. Is it humanly possible to try any harder?

 

[Soynificent]

I mean come on, if you're gonna put the effort out, why do I need to go check out men getting sodomized by women on EVS twitter? You're all I need bruh.

I am just saying, it's kinda weird that an old nigga like you wanna throw hands over a one hour ban. So I suggested you go pick a fight with frog baron instead.

 

[Absurdity]

I am just saying, it's kinda weird that an old nigga like you wanna throw hands over a one hour ban. So I suggested you go pick a fight with frog baron.

Well you know it felt like 2 years! I already fight with Frog on his own thread. No use now with all the Preston cuck pics floating around haha.

 

[Soynificent]

Well you know it felt like 2 years! I already fight with Frog on his own thread. No use now with all the Preston cuck pics floating around haha.

Trigger the frogs, own the frogs

 

[OwO What's This?]

He's probably just mad at the shittiest, dumbest influx of noobs the site has ever had, and that includes the wave of tumblr refugees.

i officially petition to bring back the word 'nooblets'

it is one of the many gamer words we've lost, right now we only have just the one...

 

[Soynificent]

It's the first time I have seen that show, and the gimmicky props, look of the guy and cingy intro does not instill confidence. Is it humanly possible to try any harder?

What is that laugh? He sounds like a dying hyena.

What is all of this shit in front of me? I am being visually bombarded with a mix of obnoxious props and color schemes. This horrifically unfunny cringe attempt at humor isn't helping either. I fucking hate this and now I am angry.

I am fine with getting my Mad at the internet stickers.

 

[GameDevAnon]

It's the first time I have seen that show, and the gimmicky props, look of the guy and cingy intro does not instill confidence. Is it humanly possible to try any harder?

Jesse is a faggot, but I DO think it's hilarious that he just bought the trademark for @Mersh's "NightWave Radio." Now, apparently, Jesse is allowed to reupload all of Mersh's content and evade copyright strikes. LOL.

 

[BSV]

Jesse is a faggot, but I DO think it's hilarious that he just bought the trademark for @Mersh's "NightWave Radio." Now, apparently, Jesse is allowed to reuploaded all of Mersh's content and evade copyright strikes. LOL.

hmm. He copyrighted the name "NightWave radio"? call me skeptical, but I don't think you own the music a person create by copyrighting their name. You don't need a company to claim copyright.

 

[GameDevAnon]

hmm. He copyrighted the name "NightWave radio"? call me skeptical, but I don't think you own the music a person create by copyrighting their name. You don't need a company to claim copyright.

I don't know how accurate it is either, but that's what Jesse is claiming. He says that @Mersh either has to change the name of his show and channel, or Jesse has all rights to his content. Is there a lawfag in here who knows about this shit?

EDIT: Also, Jesse trademarked the name, he didn't copyright it.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I could only handle about a minute of that. How can a man be so bad at being entertaining?

And yes, I am using only the most loose definition of man.

I stopped after about 30 seconds when he used the soundboard to give himself a round of applause. I know people are arguing in this thread over bans, new rules, whether they like PPP, whether Dick is a lolcow etc. but can we all agree that Jesse is a completely pathetic faggot?

 

[Double Bacon Ass Burger]

hmm. He copyrighted the name "NightWave radio"? call me skeptical, but I don't think you own the music a person create by copyrighting their name. You don't need a company to claim copyright.

If @Mersh challenges this, and he will, this will not only make for a hilarious slap fight, Jesse will eat another L. All because Mersh sided with Dick.

 

[OwO What's This?]

i have a scathing criticism of Dick, probably the most important criticism in the whole entire thread

the Slur Machine is dumb and impractical