Kiwi Farms
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
This thread will serve as a proper TL;DR for those who are wondering whats going on and don't want to hop in between multiple threads to get full details.
Update 5/11/2020: Ethan Ralph false flags a clip channel that post videos making fun of him. Scroll down to the bottom of the OP for details.
Key Figures:
Dick Masterson is a podcaster and comedian who prides himself on being an internet "Chad" and is well known for his appearance on Dr.Phil. He is the owner of a website called NewProject2. This website is his Patreon alternative solution. He created this due in response of people getting kicked off websites like Patreon for having edgy opinions.
Jesse, who formerly worked with Maddox, is another podcaster and has a lot of bad blood and history with Dick Masterson which I refuse to go in massive details for because that faggot can have a thread of his own but the important details about him pertaining this shitshow is that he alleges that Dick Masterson got his Patreon shut down for saying the N-Word. Of course he provides no real proof of any this because he's a fucking idiot but nonetheless his attempt to get back at Dick will begin a week long culmination of all types of autistic bullshit.
Ashton, or known as PPP (Peoples Populist Press), is an unrelenting critic of Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph. His videos can be decent sometimes other times he goes into spergy rants.
Godwinson, everyone's favorite wignat (but has no white children), is not only a critic of Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph, but he also a critic of @Null because he is in on the conspiracy somehow...
The Story:
Now this all started when Jeese attempted to launch a gay op on Mister Metokur and oddly enough Keemstar too? He posted pictures of a text conversion between two unknown parties in which one of the parties was "romantically" talking about how they will fuck them. Jesse wanted Metokur and Keemstar to think Mundane Matt sent them in order for them to talk about it and laugh at him. Only for it to be revealed afterwards that it was really Dick Masterson text messages.
(https://twitter.com/TheNWord/status/1256171053463846912)
(https://archive.md/NvBhB)
(https://archive.md/ebAHE)
(https://twitter.com/TheNWord/status/1256170280063569920)
Of course like all Gay Ops it didn't work.
(https://archive.md/OMyt0)
Now what were the text messages in question?
Now rather you found those texts funny or not is up for you to decide on your own.
Mister Metokur, Ethan Ralph, Nick Reiketa and others decided not to cover this or address this at all because they didn't find the text messages funny at all. This is when people started to accuse them of being in some autistic Illuminati or something and claimed they were trollsheilding Dick Masterson because they are on his NewProject2 service I mentioned earlier. All of these claims were unsubstantiated and didn't really have any sort of traction until Jesse confrontation with Dick on the Killstream.
If you don't want to watch the whole call I'll give you the details in quick bullet points:
- Jesse comes on and is immediately dog-pilled
- Dick says some of the lamest just purely unfunny boomer jokes ever told to mankind and all of the guest and co-host on the stream eat it up like autistic hyenas with exception of Metokur.
- Metokur tries his best to understand what Jesse beef was with him and Dick but the rest of co-host and guest are being obnoxious faggots.
- Dog-piling continues.
- Ethan Ralph decides to kick Jesse off the stream for not being able to provide entertain despite the fact that he was again, dog-piled and basically gas-lighted the whole stream.
After this incident the autistic shitshow went into overdrive.
Channels upon Channels were criticizing the Killstream and Dick Masterson for what they did to Jeese and how they trollsheild (or Gunt Guarded) Dick Masterson from criticism. Even the clip channels who normally suck up e-celebs were having a go at them. The most prolific critics of all this were :
Ashton of People's Populist Press
and
Godwinson:
They essentially spent days shitting on Dick and were essentially ignored. Or at least, Dick tried to ignored them but no matter what stream he went people would spam "PPP won" in their chat which started numerous chat revolts.
People were really confused as to why streamers just flat out refused to cover the drama. Especially the streamers who were quintessentially drama channels. People have came up with all types of autstic theories about this but the current working one the detractors have right now is that all the people who won't cover it are on "Dick's payroll" otherwise known as NewProject2.
Godwinson is the one that came up with and popularize this theory:
Null get's tied into this because he recently had a run in with a couple of autistic newfag account spergs who got banned for annoying him. Godwinson took this as Null being apart of the coverup because as coincidence may have it Null also has a NewProject2. It is worth noting that Null offered to talked with PPP and Godwinson about this but didn't get a reply:
The autism storm finally went hyper-critical when Dick Masterson went on Nick Reiketa's show (the latter of whom also has a NewProject2 account). Nick offered PPP to come on Dick's show much to the dismay of his co-host Drexel because of the impending autism and spergery that would ensue.
Here is the fully unedited version of that stream. (I timestamped it to start when PPP joins but if doesn't it starts at 1:11:42)
Fun highlights
- PPP comes in swinging and calls everyone faggots.
- Dick's banter is garbage. To give you some examples:
He calls Ashton "Ashley". I know really clever.
Attempts to do the "IM YELLING SO IM FUNNY" shtick several times but fails.
Calls himself a winner since high school because he was the Homecoming King.
Calls PPP fat in the least creative ways.
- Ashton's banter was a little better but comes off as a spergy faggot and was generally all over the place:
Tries some /pol/-tier level banter and calls Dick a degenerate for fucking married woman
Attempts to call Nick out for not following his christian believes
Calls Drexel Nick's slave (LMAO)
Repeatedly calls Dick a Mexican gardener
Accuses Nick and Dick from profiteering of an alt-right audience while pretending to be alt-right themselves.
-This is something I really want to go out of my way to highlight because this raises a shit ton of questions at least from me.
At one point in the middle of the stream Dick Masterson gets a phone call from Zoom. Now if you don't know who he is, he is absolutely the most autistic person in the entire IBS-sphere. He is a sociopathic autistic nuclear bomb who has no limits and turns on people in an instant when he feels like it. Now why does Zoom has Dick Masterson's personal phone number? I speculated that since Zoom is a Cyber Security Analyst he, might've done some penetration testing or something similar for Dick on his website NewProject2.
EDIT:
I guess I was right.
EDIT 2:
Considering Zoom is a sociopath it's most likely not the case.
Whatever the reason maybe it was very clear that Dick wanted to bring Zoom to try to dogpile PPP. This backed up by the fact that Zoom was making fun of PPP prior to this stream.
Of course zoom does what zoom does, turns on them and drops Dick's Masterson's dox.
As expected multiple newfag accounts popped up out of nowhere and try to take Null to task for the alleged coverup.
What wasn't expected is that even some regular users would partake in the ribbing of Null.
Eventually they pissed off Null so much to the point that he locked the Dick Masterson thread and banned everyone who was being an autistic spergy faggot
Editing some minor grammar mistakes here and there. Ok Editing a lot of grammar mistakes.
Update 5/11/13:
In some weird autistic self-fulfilling prophecy there is now actual grounds for a real conspiracy. Instead of it being center around Dick Masterson's "simp" text it is now being centered around Ethan Ralph pulling a Mundane Matt by false flagging clip channels that make him look bad.
This is the channel that flagged.
Ethan admitting to it:
This is where the link follows:
Before any Gunt Guarding retards say "this isn't ralph" it is. If you look closely there's the infamous red X over he's youtube avatar.
Here's the entire chat history prior to this:
The retard actually tried to go back and delete his comments
:
Here is the Chilean faggot Dame Pesos and loser Dick Masterson Gunt Guarding in real time:
twitter.com
"It's just a Gay Op guys."
(https://archive.md/Na7vR)
Ironically enough, he tried to run a gay op of his own by spinning a narrative of a 2nd channel fake channel.
Here's one of the pictures Dame used in his tweet to call this a Gay Ops:
"This isn't proof of anything."
(https://archive.md/wip/mONUh)
PPP Takes over Ethan Ralph's former youtube stream channel:
FullBlastForever officially joins the PPP gang.
Confirming his account wasn't compromised/hacked:
I guess the break-up wasn't amicable after all :
(https://archive.md/rJ4Y6)
Update 5/11/2020: Ethan Ralph false flags a clip channel that post videos making fun of him. Scroll down to the bottom of the OP for details.
Key Figures:
Dick Masterson is a podcaster and comedian who prides himself on being an internet "Chad" and is well known for his appearance on Dr.Phil. He is the owner of a website called NewProject2. This website is his Patreon alternative solution. He created this due in response of people getting kicked off websites like Patreon for having edgy opinions.
Jesse, who formerly worked with Maddox, is another podcaster and has a lot of bad blood and history with Dick Masterson which I refuse to go in massive details for because that faggot can have a thread of his own but the important details about him pertaining this shitshow is that he alleges that Dick Masterson got his Patreon shut down for saying the N-Word. Of course he provides no real proof of any this because he's a fucking idiot but nonetheless his attempt to get back at Dick will begin a week long culmination of all types of autistic bullshit.
Ashton, or known as PPP (Peoples Populist Press), is an unrelenting critic of Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph. His videos can be decent sometimes other times he goes into spergy rants.
Godwinson, everyone's favorite wignat (but has no white children), is not only a critic of Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph, but he also a critic of @Null because he is in on the conspiracy somehow...
The Story:
Now this all started when Jeese attempted to launch a gay op on Mister Metokur and oddly enough Keemstar too? He posted pictures of a text conversion between two unknown parties in which one of the parties was "romantically" talking about how they will fuck them. Jesse wanted Metokur and Keemstar to think Mundane Matt sent them in order for them to talk about it and laugh at him. Only for it to be revealed afterwards that it was really Dick Masterson text messages.
(https://twitter.com/TheNWord/status/1256171053463846912)
(https://archive.md/NvBhB)
(https://archive.md/ebAHE)
(https://twitter.com/TheNWord/status/1256170280063569920)
Of course like all Gay Ops it didn't work.
(https://archive.md/OMyt0)
Now what were the text messages in question?
Now rather you found those texts funny or not is up for you to decide on your own.
Mister Metokur, Ethan Ralph, Nick Reiketa and others decided not to cover this or address this at all because they didn't find the text messages funny at all. This is when people started to accuse them of being in some autistic Illuminati or something and claimed they were trollsheilding Dick Masterson because they are on his NewProject2 service I mentioned earlier. All of these claims were unsubstantiated and didn't really have any sort of traction until Jesse confrontation with Dick on the Killstream.
If you don't want to watch the whole call I'll give you the details in quick bullet points:
- Jesse comes on and is immediately dog-pilled
- Dick says some of the lamest just purely unfunny boomer jokes ever told to mankind and all of the guest and co-host on the stream eat it up like autistic hyenas with exception of Metokur.
- Metokur tries his best to understand what Jesse beef was with him and Dick but the rest of co-host and guest are being obnoxious faggots.
- Dog-piling continues.
- Ethan Ralph decides to kick Jesse off the stream for not being able to provide entertain despite the fact that he was again, dog-piled and basically gas-lighted the whole stream.
After this incident the autistic shitshow went into overdrive.
Channels upon Channels were criticizing the Killstream and Dick Masterson for what they did to Jeese and how they trollsheild (or Gunt Guarded) Dick Masterson from criticism. Even the clip channels who normally suck up e-celebs were having a go at them. The most prolific critics of all this were :
Ashton of People's Populist Press
and
Godwinson:
They essentially spent days shitting on Dick and were essentially ignored. Or at least, Dick tried to ignored them but no matter what stream he went people would spam "PPP won" in their chat which started numerous chat revolts.
People were really confused as to why streamers just flat out refused to cover the drama. Especially the streamers who were quintessentially drama channels. People have came up with all types of autstic theories about this but the current working one the detractors have right now is that all the people who won't cover it are on "Dick's payroll" otherwise known as NewProject2.
Godwinson is the one that came up with and popularize this theory:
Null get's tied into this because he recently had a run in with a couple of autistic newfag account spergs who got banned for annoying him. Godwinson took this as Null being apart of the coverup because as coincidence may have it Null also has a NewProject2. It is worth noting that Null offered to talked with PPP and Godwinson about this but didn't get a reply:
The autism storm finally went hyper-critical when Dick Masterson went on Nick Reiketa's show (the latter of whom also has a NewProject2 account). Nick offered PPP to come on Dick's show much to the dismay of his co-host Drexel because of the impending autism and spergery that would ensue.
Here is the fully unedited version of that stream. (I timestamped it to start when PPP joins but if doesn't it starts at 1:11:42)
Fun highlights
- PPP comes in swinging and calls everyone faggots.
- Dick's banter is garbage. To give you some examples:
He calls Ashton "Ashley". I know really clever.
Attempts to do the "IM YELLING SO IM FUNNY" shtick several times but fails.
Calls himself a winner since high school because he was the Homecoming King.
Calls PPP fat in the least creative ways.
- Ashton's banter was a little better but comes off as a spergy faggot and was generally all over the place:
Tries some /pol/-tier level banter and calls Dick a degenerate for fucking married woman
Attempts to call Nick out for not following his christian believes
Calls Drexel Nick's slave (LMAO)
Repeatedly calls Dick a Mexican gardener
Accuses Nick and Dick from profiteering of an alt-right audience while pretending to be alt-right themselves.
-This is something I really want to go out of my way to highlight because this raises a shit ton of questions at least from me.
At one point in the middle of the stream Dick Masterson gets a phone call from Zoom. Now if you don't know who he is, he is absolutely the most autistic person in the entire IBS-sphere. He is a sociopathic autistic nuclear bomb who has no limits and turns on people in an instant when he feels like it. Now why does Zoom has Dick Masterson's personal phone number? I speculated that since Zoom is a Cyber Security Analyst he, might've done some penetration testing or something similar for Dick on his website NewProject2.
EDIT:
I guess I was right.
EDIT 2:
Considering Zoom is a sociopath it's most likely not the case.
Whatever the reason maybe it was very clear that Dick wanted to bring Zoom to try to dogpile PPP. This backed up by the fact that Zoom was making fun of PPP prior to this stream.
Of course zoom does what zoom does, turns on them and drops Dick's Masterson's dox.
As expected multiple newfag accounts popped up out of nowhere and try to take Null to task for the alleged coverup.
What wasn't expected is that even some regular users would partake in the ribbing of Null.
Eventually they pissed off Null so much to the point that he locked the Dick Masterson thread and banned everyone who was being an autistic spergy faggot
Editing some minor grammar mistakes here and there. Ok Editing a lot of grammar mistakes.
Update 5/11/13:
In some weird autistic self-fulfilling prophecy there is now actual grounds for a real conspiracy. Instead of it being center around Dick Masterson's "simp" text it is now being centered around Ethan Ralph pulling a Mundane Matt by false flagging clip channels that make him look bad.
This is the channel that flagged.
Ethan admitting to it:
This is where the link follows:
Before any Gunt Guarding retards say "this isn't ralph" it is. If you look closely there's the infamous red X over he's youtube avatar.
Here's the entire chat history prior to this:
The retard actually tried to go back and delete his comments
:Here is the Chilean faggot Dame Pesos and loser Dick Masterson Gunt Guarding in real time:
Dame Pesos on Twitter
“New gay op discovered! They're trying to say Ralph posted a link to a screenshot of his report history on a live stream. The FAKE account they used still shows up if you search "Punished Ralph" on youtube. It was created yesterday and follows Jessy and PPP. What a coincidence!!”
twitter.com
"It's just a Gay Op guys."
(https://archive.md/Na7vR)
Ironically enough, he tried to run a gay op of his own by spinning a narrative of a 2nd channel fake channel.
Here's one of the pictures Dame used in his tweet to call this a Gay Ops:
"This isn't proof of anything."
(https://archive.md/wip/mONUh)
PPP Takes over Ethan Ralph's former youtube stream channel:
FullBlastForever officially joins the PPP gang.
Confirming his account wasn't compromised/hacked:
I guess the break-up wasn't amicable after all
:(https://archive.md/rJ4Y6)