The DSP Timeline of Events - Modern Era Edition (Latest: 09.Oct.2019)

Wurstbrot

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Instead of hiding it in a random thread it seems way more senseable to put in a more noticeable place, especially after Neger pumpguned holes in our lazy asses.

The set of data is researched, sometimes half-assed, sometimes accurate, can be off by a day or two but the essentials should be there.
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The timeline basically starts when DSP met his soulmare, but I went a step back in time because him getting fired from Machinima is hilarious.

Edit: Also check out this cool timeline of the "Death and Life of DSP" which basically fills the missing parts prior to my timeline:
 
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Nurse Ratchet

Me, I'm oiling up my dance machine.
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Just some ideas:

* (Nov?, 2017) Mystery Woman appears on KF, Escort Saga begins

* (Jan, 2018) - January Dox Harvest of TKOH Forums // "Olive Branch" // Vidar banned from Twitch

* (Feb?, 2018) - Bronsgeists Revealed // Wiffle Ball Bat Vaginadox (lololol. also, puke.) // Escort Saga ends

These are just rough time guesses from memory; all of this ^^^ predates my making an account here, but I power-lurked for a long time before joining because I like to not be a faggot if & when I can possibly help it.

Edit: lol stupid CWCmojis
 

twattycake

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A few additions and one correction:

Condo:


January 16, 2017: Lists CT condo for $67,000 short sell

January 19, 2017: Status changes to "Sale Pending"

May 4, 2017: Relisted on the market and taken off later that day.

Source

IIRC @Bryan Dunn claimed Phil's father was helping to arrange or fund the short sale based on his own research but did not offer proof beyond "trust me, Fred Fuchs creamed his pants when I showed him the details". There's another credible but unsubstantiated theory that the prospective buyer just withdrew and Phil gave up at that point.

The Helicopter Factory:

Phil's Shoryuken posts where he cops to abusing the Best Buy employee discount are from 2006 so that would put his start date at Helicopter Support in 2006

Source

Katherine St. Jean:

Phil's first interaction with Khet was in late 2016 (liking or replying to her ripping on that year's CoD I believe), a few months before he even proposed to Leanna.

EDIT: I got this wrong, Khet retweeted Phil going back to late 2016 but he didn't interact with her until May 2017

From Prince Lotor's post:
It's not really clear how Phil became aware of her Twitter. My guess would be he was desperately combing his Twitter after Leanna left, and after he saw Kathy's 3 re-Tweets he creeped on her account, saw her first 'Just becasue' pic, and swooped in on the first Tweet he had an opportunity to. I don't think they interacted before Leanna disappeared for good after May 18th or so.
 
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Prince Lotor

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In 2016 Kathy re-Tweeted Phil shitting on the PS4Pro on September 7th (her 4th Tweet) the first week she made the account, again on October 20th shitting on the Nintendo Switch, and on December 17th she re-Tweeted his "Actually intellectually mature humans can have complex thoughts. You can love AND hate the same thing fordifferent reasons. It's fine!" Tweet. Phil didn't interact with these re-Tweets.

In 2017 their Twitters don't interact until the OBS Tweet on June 1st, Phil 'replied' to her an hour later and Kathy 'liked' his reply. The next day she Tweeted out her 'Just becasue' titty shot, I don't have a Twitter account and that Tweet has too many likes for me to see if Phil 'liked' that Tweet. . .although obviously he liked it. She made 1 more Tweet about not feeling well a day and a half later before going dark.

It's not really clear how Phil became aware of her Twitter. My guess would be he was desperately combing his Twitter after Leanna left, and after he saw Kathy's 3 re-Tweets he creeped on her account, saw her first 'Just becasue' pic, and swooped in on the first Tweet he had an opportunity to. I don't think they interacted before Leanna disappeared for good after May 18th or so.
 
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