The Dumbest Articles on Cracked -

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Cracked's autistic culture movement article pissed me off so Goddamn much. I just wanna vent how much I hate the site.

Personally, I don't even think that's the dumbest article on the site. That would be Chris Bucholz's article on free speech. It's the only Cracked article I've ever seen which was so retarded it warranted a rebuttal from a major news source.* Bucholz should turn to stone for writing this shit.

How about you? What dumb shit on Cracked would you like to vent about?

* There's a lot of dumb shit on HuffPo, but Greg Lukianoff's not one of them.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Yeah its kinda depressing Cracked sucks so much now, I haven't even bothered checking it in years.

EDIT: Does anyone else remember how great MAD magazine was? It was a superior version of Cracked back in the pre-internet days. I loved that shit.

 

[RP 520]

As I said on chat, now Cracked is Tumblr, Tumblr is Cracked.

If you look at the menu bar for the site, it went from being a joke site to being purely an opinion site.

 

[Ruin]

Didn't they allow Zoe Quinn to write an article?

 

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Didn't they allow Zoe Quinn to write an article?

Yup.

It's every bit what you'd expect.

 

[Cucky]

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Yeah its kinda depressing Cracked sucks so much now, I haven't even bothered checking it in years.

EDIT: Does anyone else remember how great MAD magazine was? It was a superior version of Cracked back in the pre-internet days. I loved that shit.

Does anyone have the link to that article about things that make me more racist? I feel like i'm running a bit low on hate.

 

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Does anyone have the link to that article about things that make me more racist? I feel like i'm running a bit low on hate.

No problem.

If Joe Arpaio ever deports a Cracked writer, I'll vote for Donald Trump in solidarity.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Yeah. Once upon a time they were funny. Now you can't even log into the site without being bombarded by SJW nonsense.
It's even more annoying when you read one of their unedited and presumptuous articles, and find most of the commentators are agreeing with that nonsense!

I still check it from time to time to look at their Photoshop contests, but inevitably someone will Photoshop something with George Bush in it, usually depicting him as some kind of monster. Get over it people. It's been 8 years, and he was not Hitler. He wasn't even a bad president. He was just kinda mediocre. Also, it's just not funny anymore.

 

[Cucky]

No problem.

If Joe Arpaio ever deports a Cracked writer, I'll vote for Donald Trump in solidarity.

Aaaw, i had already read that but my brain had erased it from my memory. Good job brain, i'm sending up more beer!

 

[Ruin]

No problem.

If Joe Arpaio ever deports a Cracked writer, I'll vote for Donald Trump in solidarity.

Things that make you more racist.

"#4. Ovulating"

The fuck? Does the hipster asshole who wrote this realize he just said women are biologically hardwired to be racist?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I still check out Cracked pretty often, but mostly for the history articles or trivia photoshops.

I agree, most of the articles nowadays I just skip over. "Five things you didn't know about getting routine colonoscopies" just doesn't resonate with me.

 

[AnOminous]

I agree, most of the articles nowadays I just skip over. "Five things you didn't know about getting routine colonoscopies" just doesn't resonate with me.

That was old Cracked. New Cracked is Five Things You Didn't Know About Why White Men Are All Rapists.

 

[Ruin]

That was old Cracked. New Cracked is Five Things You Didn't Know About Why White Men Are All Rapists.

Confession time. Cracked forums were my old haunt before I came here. God that place is a social justice shithole now.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-women-will-rule-future/
This was the article that made me stop reading cracked

 

[DrJonesHat]

I like their insider perspecitves, like from a cop and and a fed, but even though I'm left of center, I find the SJW crap wearying.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Stupidest article on Cracked? Here's one of them:

http://www.cracked.com/article_22020_5-cartoons-that-tried-and-failed-to-tackle-serious-issues.html

 

[AnOminous]

Stupidest article on Cracked? Here's one of them:

http://www.cracked.com/article_22020_5-cartoons-that-tried-and-failed-to-tackle-serious-issues.html

The Cosby one is pretty funny in retrospect but then it immediately goes full retard.

No, Freaky Fred is not a fucking pedophile, STFU.

It almost reads like something Mr. Enter would write.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

The Cosby one is pretty funny in retrospect but then it immediately goes full exceptional individual.

No, Freaky Fred is not a fucking pedophile, STFU.

It almost reads like something Mr. Enter would write.

And that's probably one of the less stupid ones...

 

[Bogs]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-women-will-rule-future/
This was the article that made me stop reading cracked

Oh . I'm dumber for having merely glanced through that.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I read that article a while ago and then saw that episode of Courage. Yeah, I don't see the pedophile connection, he's a weirdo who enjoys shaving things.

And that Batman part . . . yeah, the Joker is abusive to Harley. That's kind of the point.