The easiest way into your heart? - Probing for info, obvs

[Guts Gets Some]

Whether you wear a persona to keep people off you or actively wish for as many as possible, what is that someone, almost anyone, can do to instantly win you over? Even in a small amount, this person went from nobody to somebody in your life?

I think we all have, so think hard and share.

I have two, ranked in order of effectiveness:

1. Saying they enjoy my company and showing a similar level of passion I show in continuing correspondence with me and/or shared interests.

2. Giving me any quantity (generally larger is better though) of the hottest salsa you can find. This also works great for gift ideas, FYI.

Look forward to reading yours!

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Through my arteries.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Hacksaw

 

[The Fool]

I'll be best friends with anyone as long as you're not a nigger, tranny, programmer, gay, schizophrenic, democrat, straight edge, nofap, not circumcised, atheist, has a twitter, or enjoys videos games.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I'll be best friends with anyone as long as you're not a nigger, tranny, programmer, gay, schizophrenic, democrat, straight edge, nofap, not circumcised, atheist, has a twitter, or enjoys videos games.

I got four. How much you hate me on that basis?

 

[The Fool]

I got four. How much you hate me on that basis?

I don't hate anyone. Just please don't shake my hand.

EDIT: Oh my god I totally forgot to add "woman" to that list I'm so sorry. It just goes without saying, you know?

 

[Longjack Attack]

How can something/someone enter your heart if you don't have one?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

How can something/someone enter your heart if you don't have one?

Killing spree?

 

[Recoil]

Loyalty and thoughtfulness.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

I'll be best friends with anyone as long as you're not a nigger, tranny, programmer, gay, schizophrenic, democrat, straight edge, nofap, not circumcised, atheist, has a twitter, or enjoys videos games.

How do you feel about Boomers?

 

[saisegeha]

genocide

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Are you a proud, unrepentant smart-ass? Do you have a quick wit? That's about all it takes for me.

 

[Some Manajerk]

IF you ask me about my hobbies then remain interested in them when i sometimes go on long, rambling tangents about them. even if you have no idea what they are, the fact that you're still listening(actually listening and asking questions i mean) that earns you a spot.

 

[MrTroll]

Demonstrating good taste and judgement by agreeing with everything I say.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

X-ray vision, I suppose.

Also I guess just being able to talk about any shit we can come up with on the fly, and I derail topics like no one's business. I can find a way to go from politcs to how the shape of the dolphin's brain looks like a dragonfly's head within fifteen minutes. Props to you if you can keep up with my ramblings.

 

[Tookie]

If they put my penis in their mouth.

 

[DumbDude42]

share my worldview and outlook on life

 

[Mein Garten]

Spoiler: Sunbeams

 

[Ralph Nader]

For me it would probably be a pussy that doesn’t taste like dimes.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

A willingness to let me slip it in your butthole.
What's is "it" you ask?
Finding that out is part of the journey.