Wait... she officiated the wedding?
Wait... she officiated the wedding?
Don't live in Las Vegas then, retard.
I finally realised who robyn reminds me of. A white mariah carey! The hairstyle, the facial expression everything!!!
She looks like a corpse here.View attachment 2294627
I don’t know what to really think anymore...... the whole time he was pushing in her head in multiple places, she made this face and almost closed her eyes the entire time and then opened them back up to normal Luna surprised eyes as soon as he was done with her head. Did... that hurt her??? Like actually? But she had no actual response to it?
And Fuck those fucking feet man. They’re honestly getting worse and worse, definitely not better.
Wait, is Robyn’s brother a FTM or just naturally as super uncanny valley creepy as sis? Holy cow. They’ve got the same serial killer eyes too.
I have no problem believing Robyn has herself registered as a priestess of some nonsense and the $99 certificate that makes her a reverend.Wait... she officiated the wedding?
Robyn is 100% an urban outfitters woo mom, not a crunchy authentic woo mom. Buying bundles of sage from UO and crystals from IKEA.Robyn’s vanity trumps her woo-organic BS every time. Most non-woo moms with newborns I know give up make-up and major hair styling for awhile - just because you want to be able to hold your baby to your face and head without worrying about cosmetics and chemicals getting on their skin or breathing.
Woo moms are usually even more hardcore about any dyes, fragrances, cosmetics, chemicals getting anywhere near their newborns and rid their house of them for a year or two.
Not Robyn - Robyn is full face make-up and styling products galore around her babies. Her house full of cheap polyester upholstery and carpets is another thing that shatters the woo illusion and makes it obvious the woo shit is just a marketing gimmick and something that feeds her vanity. Zero doubt Robyn imagines herself a powerful magically sexy healing goddess when she looks at herself.
Oh man, it is so crazy how different and alarming her head looks depending on the angle. Seriously looks like something's just gonna pop right out of that side of her poor forehead. Jesus
Lol calm down, pal.DONT YOU EVER, EVER IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN COMPARE THE TWO YOU SICK TWISTED MANIAC. ROBIN TO MARIAAAAAHHHHHHHHH??????
She's actually linked where she gets her crystals and shit surprising enough itsall off instragram. It's like she thinks instagram is the end all be all of life.Robyn is 100% an urban outfitters woo mom, not a crunchy authentic woo mom. Buying bundles of sage from UO and crystals from IKEA.
ETA: the Pokémon cake is the least horrifying thing in this entire thread
Lmao she actually inserted herself in the center of a photo meant to capture two newlyweds. And as with all narcissists, no sentence is complete without “I” and “me!”
It's really easy to get ordainedWait... she officiated the wedding?
Publicly providing beauty tips with these eyebrows. The audacityIn a change to my usual a-logging I’m going off topic a bit.
Don’t spend money on this curler stuff she’s shilling. I use a dressing gown cord folded in half. You’ll find some shit around you can use. How you wrap the hair around it determines if you get the 90s Mariah Carey hair to match the 90s sperm brows or not.
YouTube has a million techniques, some more shit than others. But please don’t do the Mariah Carey with sperm brows.
Please note, a constant smirk and eye fucking yourself constantly is definitely not a side effect.
They look like sperms
I don’t know what it is, but something about Robyn reminds me of Casey Anthony, if Casey kept a paralyzed brainless Caylee “alive” for asspats.