This is a hypothetical discussion thread.
We all know Chris.
Whether you love him, hate him or just want to laugh at his severe mental retardation, we can all say that if you're here, you know who Chris is. However, Chris is 35 now. How the time flies by. It is very apparent that Chris is in a state of poor living, poor mental health, poor physical health and very low income. His mom is a fat useless breeding ground for tumors just waiting to die in her sleep.
What will happen after this though? In his newest video, Chris gets on the floor and cheeki-breekis the hell out of his lungs, but many have noticed he was holding a bottle of vodka.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cherokean_Chant
Not many can tell what this does mean, but Chris may be spiraling downwards into alcoholism now. Even if Barb is fat now, she used to be a healthy woman, even at the time of having Chris.
Chris has never been healthy, probably his best state of health was as a 5 year old kid. many seem to be overlooking the fact that Chris may be gone soon. In theory, when Barbara dies, he will,
1- Not bathe- EVER- as there will be nobody left to remind him to do so, potentially resulting in a septic disease of some sort taking residence inside of Chris (and the factor is raised even higher as he craps his briefs whenever he needs to pop one off)
2- Eat whatever the hell he wants- Burger king, McD's and Arby's are now places where Chris can run amuck and purchase whatever artery clogging hoagie he desires.
3- Do whatever he wants- With nobody to stop him from fulfilling all of his autistic pleasures, it leaves one to imagine what Chris can do without any supervision for the first time in his life.
4- Blow his cash- on who knows what. Hookers, more vodka, weed, Sonic games or sandwiches. With nobody to tell him not to, he is free to purchase anything of his choosing.
5- Never leave the house- Without anyone to give guidance on where to get groceries or go to a store, Chris will most likely stay in his hoarding hell until the next brony con. If he even has enough to buy tickets.
6- Be admitted into a mental institution- Imagine if you were the one sent out to check on Chris by the state. You walk into a semen-covered, disease infested, box filled hellhole who's only resident is a balding fat autistic manchild who spends his welfare on hookers and porn. Yeah. I'd send him outta there too.
And would that be the end? What would become of Chris in a mental institution? Would he ever actually improve? Would he stay there until he had a heart attack and died? Would he come out and revert to his same primitive ways? Only time will tell. This is how I predict the future of Chris-Chan. What are your thoughts? How do you think the neverending saga would conclude?
We all know Chris.
Whether you love him, hate him or just want to laugh at his severe mental retardation, we can all say that if you're here, you know who Chris is. However, Chris is 35 now. How the time flies by. It is very apparent that Chris is in a state of poor living, poor mental health, poor physical health and very low income. His mom is a fat useless breeding ground for tumors just waiting to die in her sleep.
What will happen after this though? In his newest video, Chris gets on the floor and cheeki-breekis the hell out of his lungs, but many have noticed he was holding a bottle of vodka.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cherokean_Chant
Not many can tell what this does mean, but Chris may be spiraling downwards into alcoholism now. Even if Barb is fat now, she used to be a healthy woman, even at the time of having Chris.
Chris has never been healthy, probably his best state of health was as a 5 year old kid. many seem to be overlooking the fact that Chris may be gone soon. In theory, when Barbara dies, he will,
1- Not bathe- EVER- as there will be nobody left to remind him to do so, potentially resulting in a septic disease of some sort taking residence inside of Chris (and the factor is raised even higher as he craps his briefs whenever he needs to pop one off)
2- Eat whatever the hell he wants- Burger king, McD's and Arby's are now places where Chris can run amuck and purchase whatever artery clogging hoagie he desires.
3- Do whatever he wants- With nobody to stop him from fulfilling all of his autistic pleasures, it leaves one to imagine what Chris can do without any supervision for the first time in his life.
4- Blow his cash- on who knows what. Hookers, more vodka, weed, Sonic games or sandwiches. With nobody to tell him not to, he is free to purchase anything of his choosing.
5- Never leave the house- Without anyone to give guidance on where to get groceries or go to a store, Chris will most likely stay in his hoarding hell until the next brony con. If he even has enough to buy tickets.
6- Be admitted into a mental institution- Imagine if you were the one sent out to check on Chris by the state. You walk into a semen-covered, disease infested, box filled hellhole who's only resident is a balding fat autistic manchild who spends his welfare on hookers and porn. Yeah. I'd send him outta there too.
And would that be the end? What would become of Chris in a mental institution? Would he ever actually improve? Would he stay there until he had a heart attack and died? Would he come out and revert to his same primitive ways? Only time will tell. This is how I predict the future of Chris-Chan. What are your thoughts? How do you think the neverending saga would conclude?
