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Supposedly the Eternals trailer drops tomorrow.

Chloe Zhao directed it. She has done some good stuff for Netflix and indie films. Unfortunately she's probably also under the same incredibly strict rules Disney has for all Marvel directors (why do you think Edgar Wright and Patty Jenkins left)

Premise is a bit meh. It's a bunch of gods. Kamil Najiani got dangerously ripped for the role. Salma Hayek is the leader of the group and its members include Angelina Jolie, Jon Snow, and Robb Stark.

Also Richard Madden is not playing the gay character. Because apparently he's bisexual irl so everyone immediately jumped to conclusions. Brian Tyree-Henry is going to be the gay one. Marvel at the 5 seconds we get of him with his husband and child...because Disney stupid mandates.

They also are a strong contender for worst outfits in a superhero film. Worse than Batman & Robin.

Rumor is that Gemma Chan is the lead. Unfortunately she's in a love triangle with Kit Harrington and Richard Madden....because when you cast one of the most beautiful women you must insert stupid romantic shit into the plot.