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I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.
I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.
6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.
Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.
It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.
It's torture. It isn't fair.
I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.
6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.
Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.
It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.
It's torture. It isn't fair.
Boy I SAY BOY!
Lemme give you some ink for that piece a paper you're holdin.
So you take that piece of paper, and there a 1.5 inch strip from it.
PAY ATTENTION BOY I got too many fruits and not enough seeds for ya.
So you take your strip o paper and you ROLLLLLL that little faggot up, tight, so you're left with a 1.5inch tight roll of paper, feels like steel son.
Now then, you bend that little fucker in half I SAY IN HALF, SON.
Make a hard lil elbow outta that lil shit.
Now then, you take an I SAY YOU TAKE AN ELASTIC BAND, like a tiny rubber band, and you wrap it ROUND YO FINGERS, like a slingshot, load your paper dart on that son of a gun, DRAAAAW IT BACK, and welt those naked I SAID WELT THOSE NAKED DEGENERATES LIKE A NEST OF GROUND BEES FUCKING AN OLD LADY MOWING HER LAWN!
Careful son, and stay STAY SHARP ON YA TOES!
Cute kids here but they probably couldn't broadside the side of a broad.
Guys please don't look up 25th Island of Greece PLEASE
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TRANNIES IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
TRANNIES IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
Trauma.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
“If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days.
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
But I say to the unmarried and to widows that it is good for them if they remain even as I. But if they do not have self-control, let them marry; for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
1 Corinthians 7:34
and his interests are divided. The woman who is unmarried, and the virgin, is concerned about the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and spirit; but one who is married is concerned about the things of the world, how she may please her husband.
Ephesians 5:3
But immorality or any impurity or greed must not even be named among you, as is proper among saints;
1 Thessalonians 4:3
For this is the will of God, your sanctification; that is, that you abstain from sexual immorality;
When Satan rules his world.
I was going to ignore this but, I am getting pretty sick of you guys making fun of incels by constantly copying and pasting (or "copypasting") their heartfelt rants. They pour their hearts out writing this passionate rants just to try and feel a little better about how awful the world is to them, and then you just "ironically" repost it elsewhere to silently make fun of it. It's really disgusting. Do you have any idea what it's even like to be incel? Do you even read these or do you just see "haha funny incel word" and just repost it so you can get epic upboats from your toxic echo chamber?
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