The Fap Logs: Amanda talks to Jay -

[Mandaaay]

Hello CWCki Forums!

I am Amanda's TRUE and HONEST brother, and when it came to my attention that Amanda was planning on meeting this guy I had to step in in the interests of not letting my sister be lured to the US to play house with DeviantArt's most autistic son. I recorded these without Amanda's knowledge, hoping the contents would shed some light on Jay.

Instead, it's mostly a bunch of boring shit about how his job sucks and how he wants to tell complete strangers he's about to fuck my sister.

Oh, and there's a disgusting fap session somewhere in there too.

WARNING: LOWER YOUR VOLUME BEFORE CLICKING THESE LINKS UNLESS YOU WANT SHATTERED EAR DRUMS:

1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FFUQ6w6fk3

2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iJlFVAUSzm

3: http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Zu7tsCDS2

For the masochistic bastards who want to get right to the fapping, you can find it around 1:09:00 onwards in the 3rd call if you download it, or at 70:10 if you're listening on vocaroo.

 

[Shuu Iwamine]

Note to self: Never have volume up past a certain point when clicking those links. I nearly jumped out of my skin from Jay's sudden yelling.

 

[BT 075]

If my True and Honest sister would be in any sort of contact with that dude I would Truly and Honestly buy a plane ticket and a baseball bat.

 

[Mandaaay]

If my True and Honest sister would be in any sort of contact with that dude I would Truly and Honestly buy a plane ticket and a baseball bat.

I Truly and Honestly considered it, believe me.

 

[BT 075]

I Truly and Honestly considered it, believe me.

You have my blessing, son.

What does your sister feel about you recording her and putting her Skype calls on a Lolcow board discussing a violent pedophilic knight with a mullet, anyway?

 

[Mandaaay]

You have my blessing, son.

What does your sister feel about you recording her and putting her Skype calls on a Lolcow board discussing a violent pedophilic knight with a mullet, anyway?

She doesn't know yet. I'm sure she will soon enough!

 

[Blueberry]

Is that you Kacey?

 

[Oglooger]

LISA, YOU BETRAYED MEH

 

[Venusaur]

These audio logs are both fascinating and really upsetting. Jay doesn't care at all about anything Mandy says, he just cares about himself. Good going recording this.

I would hate for your sister to become his next victim.

 

[The I Scream Man]

This is honestly the first time I've heard him talk, and prior to this moment I said to myself "my fellow kiwis are exaggerating, there's no way he sounds like a cat trapped in a toilet bowl".

But oh my god I was so wrong, in all the right ways. He sounds exactly what I expected him to sound like, but more.

I'm also in agreement with everybody who said he's a sociopath. Dude ain't got no soul, you can hear it in his voice. That's the quality we've all been hearing, I think. That certain something that's just very unsettling.

 

[Mandaaay]

This is honestly the first time I've heard him talk, and prior to this moment I said to myself "my fellow kiwis are exaggerating, there's no way he sounds like a cat trapped in a toilet bowl".

But oh my god I was so wrong, in all the right ways. He sounds exactly what I expected him to sound like, but more.

I'm also in agreement with everybody who said he's a sociopath. Dude ain't got no soul, you can hear it in his voice. That's the quality we've all been hearing, I think. That certain something that's just very unsettling.

Yeah, the first time I heard him talk I pretty much shat bricks. Dat voice. Completely soulless.

 

[Shuu Iwamine]

Dude ain't got no soul, you can hear it in his voice. That's the quality we've all been hearing, I think. That certain something that's just very unsettling.

It's like he's trying so hard to sound like a charismatic, normal person, then of course fails at it miserably. I guess it comes from not having a soul or any kind of moral compass whatsoever.

 

[The I Scream Man]

You ever get that feeling like you're...maybe not quite in danger, but something in your reptilian mind, the remnants of whatever the hell we were when things bigger than us hunted us constantly, told you to shut the fuck up and pay attention? Man I get that feeling so hard from him and I haven't even seen him in person, I bet its so much stronger in person.

edit: lmao my dog howled at his voice. Came around the corner barking like crazy. I mean he calmed down when he saw it was the computer but I hadn't turned my volume down and it must have startled him. That and the whole "sense evil" thing.

 

[Venusaur]

For the Fap-Connoisseurs:

In the third call at about 70:10 is when the fapping starts. http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Zu7tsCDS2

: ( It's so creepy that what triggers it was discussing torturing a girl with stinging nettles. For those that don't know stinging nettles hurt like a bitch and are extremely painful things, I said it in chat, but I imagine Jay would look like this if he touched stinging nettle:

Spoiler

 

[Mandaaay]

For the Fap-Connoisseurs:

In the third call at about 70:10 is when the fapping starts. http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Zu7tsCDS2

: ( It's so creepy that what triggers it was discussing torturing a girl with stinging nettles. For those that don't know stinging nettles hurt like a bitch and are extremely painful things, I said it in chat, but I imagine Jay would look like this if he touched stinging nettle:

Spoiler

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Thanks for that, Venusaur! Yes, it's incredibly disturbing that torturing Amanda is what gets him off.

 

[Oglooger]

I'm a little shocked Heather let him see her naked.

wait, what?

 

[Mandaaay]

Guys, perhaps we should respect Heather's privacy and not talk about that? I wanted to edit the mentions of her out but I wasn't able to upload the edited version of the chat.

 

[Seahorses]

wait, what?

Unless I misunderstood he talks about it pretty early on in the first fap-log. Somewhere in the spot when he mentions his mom taking down the door.

 

[Jackie Chin]

My reaction to these...

 

[BT 075]

My reaction to these...

My reaction to this.

I'm a little shocked Heather let him see her naked.

It's kinda what boyfriends and girlfriends do. Hardly a shocker that a manipulative, deviant, abusive and dominating bastard talked his girlfriend into showing him her bod. Sooner or later, even the most gallant knight get's bored of only ever having his own lance to look at.