The Fap Logs: Amanda talks to Jay -

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Mandaaay

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And I really regret doing so, needless to say.

I'm conflicted on actually listening to these: on the one hand, I want to preserve what's left of my sanity. On the other hand, morbid curiosity can be incredibly persuasive.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to upload the edited version, I did want to respect your privacy. He doesn't mention you too much though. He doesn't get the hint when he's told he shouldn't talk about you.
 

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I'm sorry I wasn't able to upload the edited version, I did want to respect your privacy. He doesn't mention you too much though. He doesn't get the hint when he's told he shouldn't talk about you.
I appreciate that, though I'm not surprised. Despite the fact that he claims I'm dead to him, it's clear that he's still hoping I'll come crawling back to him. If I really were dead to him he wouldn't mention me at all.
 

Durable Mike Malloy

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And I really regret doing so, needless to say.

I'm conflicted on actually listening to these: on the one hand, I want to preserve what's left of my sanity. On the other hand, morbid curiosity can be incredibly persuasive.
I know a lot of people feel like Jay is relatively boring, as lolcows go. But what really gets me about this guy is how normal social behavior gets warped and recontextualized by who he is and what he does. Like he doesn't respond to a lot of typical I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME, but he overreacts to ordinary human interactions as if they were trolling of the most vicious sort. The girl he's dating behaves like a normal person in a relationship, and suddenly it's weird and gross because Jay is Jay.

GamerGirl140, please don't be hard on yourself! All of this reflects poorly on Jay, not on you at all. There's no reason you have to listen to any of this if it makes you feel bad.
 

Mandaaay

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So how long are these Fap Logs Mandy's brother?
A couple of hours i presume?
They're all around the hour to hour and a half mark. I was going to create a list of notable points with corresponding time stamps, but I wasn't sure what exactly would merit timestamping.

And I agree with you Heather. If you were dead to him he wouldn't mention you constantly.
 

Lascannon

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They're all around the hour to hour and a half mark. I was going to create a list of notable points with corresponding time stamps, but I wasn't sure what exactly would merit timestamping.
Thank you for your answer Mandy's brother~
Also the kiwi's thank you in providing the recordings you posted on Vocaroo.

Does your sister really like the Jay Geis?
I don't want to A-log your sister but aren't their better looking and sounding guys in England?
 
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Mandaaay

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Thank you for your answer Mandy's brother~
Also the kiwi's thank you in providing the recordings you posted on Vocaroo.

Does your sister really like the Jay Geis?
I don't want to A-log your sister but aren't their better looking and sounding guys in England?
I can't imagine why else she'd sit through that. There are plenty of good looking (and sounding) guys in England, but they just don't GET her the way Jay does. Apparently.
 

Lascannon

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I can't imagine why else she'd sit through that. There are plenty of good looking (and sounding) guys in England, but they just don't GET her the way Jay does. Apparently.
Also this guy hates pets or animals in general.
Even Mandy's birds don't like his voice. I just hope Jay Geis doesn't even get near you guys aka England.

Let's compare this fine English man.
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To the fookin Geis!
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Mandaaay

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Yeah, the birds sure do react to Jay's voice. The one that was screaming in the first video very rarely ever does that, but he went off. Amanda loves animals and has many. I can hear one of the cats purring loudly in the first video. I like to think she let him in to spite Jay.
 

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So, is your sister mentally sound? We all thought she was a troll of some sort. I don't want to offend you, but only an exceptional individual/esperger would find this guy suitable after all of these revelations. ( @GamerGirl140 gets a pass because she dumped him once his TRUE AND HONEST nature was revealed, Amanda has no excuses)
 

Mandaaay

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So, is your sister mentally sound? We all thought she was a troll of some sort. I don't want to offend you, but only an exceptional individual/esperger would find this guy suitable after all of these revelations. ( @GamerGirl140 gets a pass because she dumped him once his TRUE AND HONEST nature was revealed, Amanda has no excuses)

I assure you, my sister's intentions were both true and honest.
 

Loke

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How old is she? I'm halfway through the first one, where he rambles about how cool Dell computers are. He sounds like a trillion losers i've seen, chatting himself up enthusiastically to a girl who was clueless enough to say hi to him.
 

Mandaaay

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How old is she? I'm halfway through the first one, where he rambles about how cool Dell computers are. He sounds like a trillion losers i've seen, chatting himself up enthusiastically to a girl who was clueless enough to say hi to him.
Amanda is 19.
 
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GREEDY FIREMAN

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I don't understand the appeal of lolcow sex tapes and Jay's voice in particular gets on my nerves, so I doubt I'll click on those links. Is there anything interesting in there or is it all td;dl (too disturbing; didn't listen)?
Amanda is 19.
You need to take her to singles bar or something so she can meet somebody other than Jay.
 
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