The Fap Logs: Amanda talks to Jay -

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I don't understand the appeal of lolcow sex tapes and Jay's voice in particular gets on my nerves, so I doubt I'll click on those links. Is there anything interesting in there or is it all td;dl (too disturbing; didn't listen)?

Amanda is 19.

You need to take her to singles bar or something so she can meet somebody other than Jay.

 

[Loke]

It's pretty hilarious, he says he hopes he's a sadist in the first file.

 

[Jonzun]

I don't understand the appeal of lolcow sex tapes and Jay's voice in particular gets on my nerves, so I doubt I'll click on those links. Is there anything interesting in there or is it all td;dl (too disturbing; didn't listen)?

All that really happens is that he asks for a couple of minutes away from the conversation where you can clearly hear him masturbating. I only found it interesting from the perspective that it shows he has no emotion attached to his sexuality; for him it's a purely physical pleasure, he has no interest in either Amanda's sexuality or adhering to basic social etiquette. Either way it supports the theory that he's a psychopath; one of the common symptoms of psychopathy is a lack of sexual control and a preference towards violent sexual behaviour (for context before he started masturbating the discussion was about torture with nettles).

Also in the first 10 minutes of the first call he mentions he can't see why anyone would snuggle with a pet but he'd love to snuggle with his mother. Of course there's nothing wrong with that, Chris still spoons with his mother and he turned out perfectly fine.

Forget what I said, I misheard him saying lover. I'm going with the theory he meant to say mother but his unconscious desires caused him to commit a Freudian slip. At least that way I'm still right.

 

[Loke]

There's a part near the end of the first one where she mutters "Oh I can't believe that happened," and then makes a disgusted sound. Is she really planning on meeting with this little freak, or is this just her having what she views as 'sexy' conversations? Also, I feel bad for OP having listened to his sister talk like this. BDSM craps don't bother me, but I have four little sisters and don't ever want to think of any of them in a sexual context, ever.

 

[cluelessly]

I just realised who his way of speech reminds me of

Sorry if this has been pointed out before.

 

[klystron]

I appreciate that, though I'm not surprised. Despite the fact that he claims I'm dead to him, it's clear that he's still hoping I'll come crawling back to him. If I really were dead to him he wouldn't mention me at all.

With all due respect to you (and I mean that, this is not trolling) if he were dead to you you would not need to be here poking fun at his every goofball mistake. It's time to move on. He's so far beneath you that you have no reason to even acknowledge him. It just seems petty at this point. Be proud of the fact that you are clearly moving into responsible adulthood and Jay is still stuck in his childish fantasy land. Despite everything I do wish him success in his job, though. Maybe he can channel his energy spent on horrible comics and awkward fapping into improving himself instead. (Unlikely.)

 

[GamerGirl140]

With all due respect to you (and I mean that, this is not trolling) if he were dead to you you would not need to be here poking fun at his every goofball mistake. It's time to move on. He's so far beneath you that you have no reason to even acknowledge him. It just seems petty at this point. Be proud of the fact that you are clearly moving into responsible adulthood and Jay is still stuck in his childish fantasy land. Despite everything I do wish him success in his job, though. Maybe he can channel his energy spent on horrible comics and awkward fapping into improving himself instead. (Unlikely.)

Perhaps, though admittedly watching him behave this way can be entertaining at times, especially knowing that there's a better chance of hell freezing over than there is one of him growing up and improving.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Read through this thread and god damn. Bless the souls willing to listen to this. You're truly braver than I. This sounds like it's hell in audio form.

 

[klystron]

Perhaps, though admittedly watching him behave this way can be entertaining at times, especially knowing that there's a better chance of hell freezing over than there is one of him growing up and improving.

You know, I really cannot argue one bit with what you are saying.

 

[littlebiscuits]

It's great to know that he still thinks so highly of dear Lisa. And this further proves my theory that Lisa is one of the only friends he ever had.

 

[Gorogoroth]

Can anyone confirm if Jay knows that we've all heard him cum into his hand yet?

 

[littlebiscuits]

"I'm a tough boy!"

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"I'm a tough boy!"

HE SAYS THAT?!!?!?!!! God that creeps me out.

 

[Lascannon]

HE SAYS THAT?!!?!?!!! God that creeps me out.

He says that within the first 10-20 minutes of the first Fap Logs recording.
I dunno why even he had the guts to say such a thing lol.

 

[cluelessly]

He says that within the first 10-20 minutes of the first Fap Logs recording.
I dunno why even he had the guts to say such a thing lol.

A total lack of self-awareness

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

Oh god. He sounds exactly like I expected and worse!

Hey Stwongbad!

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Hey everyone, I've been gone due to moving cross country, I come back to find.....this. I don't think my brain can handle listening to those audio clip. You're doing god ears work manday.

Also, for the sake of your sister, please keep an eye on her. She seriously has no clue what's she's getting into. You're a good brother.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

For those that don't know stinging nettles hurt like a bitch and are extremely painful things

As someone who's barely touched them and felt it, I can attest to this. Natural selection can devise some pretty wicked deterrents.

I still haven't heard TGK's voice, and I don't know if I want to. Is anyone going to make a transcript, out of curiosity?

 

[littlebiscuits]

As someone who's barely touched them and felt it, I can attest to this. Natural selection can devise some pretty wicked deterrents.

I still haven't heard TGK's voice, and I don't know if I want to. Is anyone going to make a transcript, out of curiosity?

No, you REALLY have to experience the booming voice. Just for a minute at least. It's necessary for the full silver sperg experience.

 

[Waifu]

Very informative; I feel awful for the poor girl. What a trooper.
... But that was the most anti-climactic fap I have ever heard.
[breath quivers for roughly 60 seconds]
"Ah! Much bedder!"