The Fap Logs: Amanda talks to Jay -

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
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The "va-gianAL - I'm mean the vaginal area= well you know!"

Also, of COURSE it's her brother. Max would never let his dear Jul-I mean Mandy be in a relationship with such a horrible man.
Aha. Max! Now it makes sense. I can see he truly and honestly is her brother.

I'm so out of the loop already from the fast-moving CWCki Forums!

Waves adieu
 

Seahorses

More Green Than Whole Foods
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The "va-gianAL - I'm mean the vaginal area= well you know!"

Also, of COURSE it's her brother. Max would never let his dear Jul-I mean Mandy be in a relationship with such a horrible man.
Next thing you know he hijacks his PS3- I mean DeviantArt.
 

Jaimas

A Terrible Case of Explosions
True & Honest Fan
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Hello CWCki Forums!

I am Amanda's TRUE and HONEST brother, and when it came to my attention that Amanda was planning on meeting this guy I had to step in in the interests of not letting my sister be lured to the US to play house with DeviantArt's most autistic son. I recorded these without Amanda's knowledge, hoping the contents would shed some light on Jay.

Instead, it's mostly a bunch of boring shit about how his job sucks and how he wants to tell complete strangers he's about to fuck my sister.

Oh, and there's a disgusting fap session somewhere in there too.

WARNING: LOWER YOUR VOLUME BEFORE CLICKING THESE LINKS UNLESS YOU WANT SHATTERED EAR DRUMS:

1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FFUQ6w6fk3

2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iJlFVAUSzm

3: http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Zu7tsCDS2

For the masochistic bastards who want to get right to the fapping, you can find it around 1:09:00 onwards in the 3rd call if you download it, or at 70:10 if you're listening on vocaroo.
Manday, you are fucking BASED. Thank you for your contributions.
 

Billy_Sama

♂Love and Muscle in Heaven♂
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I haven't been following Golden Knight as well as I should but I am finding him more disturbing than pathetic. Mandaaay, I hope your sister will leave the creep while we laugh at his shaming brought by his arrogance, perversion, and stupidy
 
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asperhes

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I burst out laughing as soon as the recording started. I once met a deaf guy who shouted like this, but he had a good excuse. GeekSquad will be very wise to keep this tard in the back room, far, far away from the customers.

If you know a girl intimately enough that you would masturbate on the phone, why would you not allow her to share the experience? He completely excludes her--"I need a few minutes." Then silence, and, "I got it out of my system." I mean, you don't have to turn it into a big romantic production, but at least acknowledge the other person's contributions. Or at least fake it, given that you would like to some day sleep with this woman, and you would like her to be looking forward to it.

Hey, remember when people used to do this with Chris? If someone released new sex tapes of Chris tomorrow, they would be instantly hit with a thousand accusations of A-Logging and weenery.
 
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EI 903

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Hey, remember when people used to do this with Chris? If someone released new sex tapes of Chris tomorrow, they would be instantly hit with a thousand accusations of A-Logging and weenery.
That's because it's been done to death with Chris. Plus he's so down and out that it's just sad- look at how folks are reacting to his new troll girlfriend.

People actually learned new things from this, and thus aren't annoyed by it.
 
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