CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce -

[DeagleDad420]

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As discussed on his livestream today, Jace plans to drive out to the middle of nowhere to a sand lot with Eli in tow, where the two of them will square off against Tyce in a final showdown - the goal being to force Tyce to pay for Eli's XBox. In Jace's own words, "Force is all Tyce understands now, he's an animal" - Jace is "done negoatiating" with him and wants to "let his fists do the talking".

Hilariously, the fight was apparently Tyce's idea; he was the one who threw the gauntlet. Jace plans to record the entire fight and post it on LiveLeak. He said he'd post the video later today.

Let's all just hope Jace and Eli don't get gunned down by the #souljurr himself. From what he posted on Twitter, he recognizes it as a distinct possibility, and he even said in the stream that he was not afraid of that because he is "ready to die in battle" like one of the Orcs from Skyrim or something.

He also said Tyce was bringing "nonlethal" melee weapons, what this actually entails is not clear at the moment, but Jace said he'd be fighting with fists.

 

[Clown Doll]

He also said Tyce was bringing "nonlethal" melee weapons, what this actually entails is not clear at the moment.

My guess would be the baseball bat that was seen in the January 2014 Martial Arts vids. Or some nun-chucks.
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Here's Tyce boasting about his 'chucks. This is an old tweet, but it would very well fit the bill of an "non-lethal"weapon he could use in his battle with Jace.

 

[CatParty]

it doesn't matter who wins between them, because we all win

 

[Judge Holden]

can we add an option for "Tyce brings backup who beat the shit out of Jace and Eli while Tyce inhales a can of raid bug spray"?

 

[BT 075]

it doesn't matter who wins between them, because we all win

If Jace loses, ISIS wins. Basically.

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

Somehow, the idea of this all ending up with Tyce being double-teamed by Jace and Eli isn't as surprising as one would think.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Everything has been leading up to this moment, Commander Stryker vs. Prank Master Tyce, so get hyped!

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Jace has kicked Tyce's ass before, so if Eli comes too tyce is sure to lose (implying tyce doesn't bring something like a fucking katana.) But since Jace announced the fight publicly via twitter, Tyce is bound to call up his skinhead friends for backup. Tyce is dumb, but I don't think he's dumb enough to try taking Jace and Eli by himself.

But if tyce's friends don't show up, he's gonna puss out fo sho

 

[Judge Holden]

Okay lets discuss ideal soundtracks to this fight

During the intro before the fight I was thinking

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for the fight itself we need something epic....something beatiful....something which perfectly captures the pure essence of both fighters and all they represent

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For a Jace Victory we should go with something like this

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And for tyce....there can be no other option for his victory song than this

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[Brand-New]

Will Jace blast dragonforce again? Will Tyce bring his 5 skull rated non-lethal weapon to the battle? The world has only 5 minutes left before it explodes. Find out what happens in the next episode of Deagle Nation Z!

 

[Arkangel]

If this is like any other "showdown" type deals we've seen thus far, then we shouldn't expect too much. I do hope Jace does take a video of it, or at least gets a picture of Tyce's nazi-mobile

 

[galact0r]

If Tyce does indeed bring his 'chucks I'd put good money on him braining himself with them.

 

[Ariel]

It's dusk, jace and Eli take the turn off behind McDonald's onto the track that leads into the woods. The wind is howling though the tall trees, it almost sounds like screaming. Jace is unmedicated, Eli is slumped in the car, stoned and working his way through a bag of cool ranch Doritos. The see the race war van to the left, they pull up next to it. Jace starts coughing and then vomits. They get out and smell the fetid stench of a jenkem addict. Suddenly tyce drops down yelling 'RACE WAAAAR!', he lands on jace, knocks him to the ground and holds a nerf gun to jace's head

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

I have a feeling Tyce will no show

 

[BT 075]

It's dusk, jace and Eli take the turn off behind McDonald's onto the track that leads into the woods. The wind is howling though the tall trees, it almost sounds like screaming. Jace is unmedicated, Eli is slumped in the car, stoned and working his way through a bag of cool ranch Doritos. The see the race war van to the left, they pull up next to it. Jace starts coughing and then vomits. They get out and smell the fetid stench of a jenkem addict. Suddenly tyce drops down yelling 'RACE WAAAAR!', he lands on jace, knocks him to the ground and holds a nerf gun to jace's head

With Jace pinned to the ground, helpless, a grin of diabolical glee appears on Tyce's skeleton-like face. Five skinheads jump out of the Swastika-painted van and mercilessly hold down the brave commander, who struggles to escape from their grip... Tyce reaches for an electric shaver in his backpack, leans over, and starts manscaping the commander like there ain't no tomorrow. One more man steps out of the van, twice as broad as the others. He turns around... it's John Cena! He smiles and looks at the camera: "You've been !"

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Raining as shit outside.

Fitting.

 

[Mikeula]

If this is like any other "showdown" type deals we've seen thus far, then we shouldn't expect too much. I do hope Jace does take a video of it, or at least gets a picture of Tyce's nazi-mobile

The Swastikar

 

[Lurker]

Jace has kicked Tyce's ass before, so if Eli comes too tyce is sure to lose (implying tyce doesn't bring something like a fucking katana.)

If Tyce brings a katana, I hope it's of the same excellent quality as that blade he apparently broke trying to cut an unopened can of Monster prior to filming the first Dank Swordz video. Because, I mean, if he brings one of those blades, yeah, man, Jace is totally fucked.

Okay lets discuss ideal soundtracks to this fight

Bro, you forgot the soundtracks for when they lose.

Too bad I only have one for Jace.

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Commander Stryker deserves a fitting song for when if he loses.

 

[Arctic]

If Tyce shows up, he'll probably bring Stone Tone and Wyte Willis. I'm curious how big the "White Justice Army" actually is.

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

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