The Five Degrees of Christian Weston Chandler -

[RequiredName]

It's been suggested that all of the Lolcows exist in a web of inter-connectivity, kind of like how all of television exists in the mind of fictional autist, Tommy Westphall. Can you link any lolcow by five degrees back to Christian Weston Chandler?

For example: TJChurch lives in Ohio, which was once visited by Christian Weston Chandler on a quest to rescue Julie.

 

[The Dude]

Most lolcows like Anime. Chris also likes Anime.

 

[RequiredName]

I admit, it's a bit too easy.

 

[Pikonic]

Jace is from Massachusetts, the same state as Chris's former sweetheart Ivy.

 

[Night Terror]

They all have autism.

 

[Arkangel]

I drank with Marvin IRL. Marvin has interacted with Chris IRL. So...

 

[The Dude]

I drank with Marvin IRL. Marvin has interacted with Chris IRL. So...

Wait, so who is the lolcow, you or Marvin?

 

[Abethedemon]

ADF is transgender, Chris claims to be transgender.

 

[ASoulMan]

Jay Geis makes two crappy comic books.

CWC is the creator of Sonichu.

 

[Pine Tar]

Chris is the original brony. A lot of lolcows are bronies.

 

[kagayaki]

Jace is banned from a children's hangout. So does Chris.

 

[c-no]

Chris and A-Log made works of a certain nature. Chris drew while A-Log written his own. Both had OC's named after themselves that are either furries or had a furry form.

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

Chris fucked a bunch of dolls, so did Kevin Havens.

 

[Cure Quanta]

I think it's more interesting to start it with a thing, like, a fairly innocuous thing, not a lolcow, and then string the things from lolcow to lolcow to try to hit five, like this:

Guns.

Jay Geis has shot at least one real gun, which he wants his Iconic EPIC Power Armor to be immune to, though it'll likely be made of plastic, like the Airsoft guns Jace loves, which is like the Megatron Pistol Chris has.

...okay, bad example because I used five degrees and three guys, but still.

 

[Abethedemon]

TheAmazingAtheist shoves things up his ass, as does Chris.

 

[Segue]

Chris thinks anyone who doesn't like what he does is a troll and Andrew Dobson hates & ignores everything that isn't praise.

 

[Overcast]

Wogglebuglover wants to make a franchise based on a character nobody likes. So does Chris.

 

[MY 405]

Wogglebug, Golden Knight, Jace, etc. write/draw blatantly obvious, self-insert fanfiction ... so does Chris.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Chris thinks anyone who doesn't like what he does is a troll and Andrew Dobson hates & ignores everything that isn't praise.

That's pretty much the core definition of an lolcow: someone who posts patently eccentric -- if not insane -- creations and/or statements online, and then reacts virulently, and comically, in the face of even the mildest criticism or disagreement.

 

[Abethedemon]

The Amazing Atheist begs for money online for pointless things. OPL does likewise.