The Future: Speculation -

[Snorlaxative]

Let's talk about what we think will happen in the future (since nothing is happening currently).

I am going to assume that once Chris is in the clear and no longer has probation, he will provide lulz in some way, by either returning to YouTube, or getting in trouble with the law again.

Another topic of interest would be what happens when Barb dies. I am going to assume that he will be absorbed into Wesley Baptist Church, in which they will care for him and turn him into a full fledged Jesus freak.

 

[93Aiwass]

Let's talk about what we think will happen in the future (since nothing is happening currently).

I am going to assume that once Chris is in the clear and no longer has probation, he will provide lulz in some way, by either returning to YouTube, or getting in trouble with the law again.

Another topic of interest would be what happens when Barb dies. I am going to assume that he will be absorbed into Wesley Baptist Church, in which they will care for him and turn him into a full fledged Jesus freak.

I see what you did there. No doubt that he would burrow further and further into his delusions, but the question is which one and how? Would he concoct some sort of conspiracy theory between [cwc]the Game Place[/cwc], Greene County, the Trolls/ED/4chan/CWCki/etc and the justice system that took his mommy away from him?

 

[CWCissey]

I just think Chris will just stay inside, playing vidya until the electricity gets cut off and/or worried neighbours call the cops.

 

[Marvin]

I am going to assume that once Chris is in the clear and no longer has probation, he will provide lulz in some way, by either returning to YouTube, or getting in trouble with the law again.

No, on his own, he won't be getting in trouble with the law again. And if he wanted to be a public figure again, he would do it now.

Another topic of interest would be what happens when Barb dies. I am going to assume that he will be absorbed into Wesley Baptist Church, in which they will care for him and turn him into a full fledged Jesus freak.

Rocky is the one who gives him the most ass-pats and I can see her getting replaced by someone who would provide less help to Chris. So, I don't see the church as being that helpful anytime soon.

I just think Chris will just stay inside, playing vidya until the electricity gets cut off and/or worried neighbours call the cops.

Heh, well, I think Chris will know how to pay the electricity. It's the other, more intangible (from Chris' perspective, anyway) bills that I would worry about.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Chris has gotta get off his rear end and start depending on himself if he's gonna make it. If he doesn't make bold changes now, things are not going to be good. The house will crumble apart. His last car will break down and he won't have money for another. Without Barb, he'll literally eat McDonalds three meals a day. I'm not even kidding, he won't make it to 45. And that is very depressing to me.

"Adult autistic child" is spot-on. Chris is what you get when you live as a child with little guidance. You only do what immediately feels good.

 

[spaps]

Chris has gotta get off his rear end and start depending on himself if he's gonna make it. If he doesn't make bold changes now, things are not going to be good. The house will crumble apart. His last car will break down and he won't have money for another. Without Barb, he'll literally eat McDonalds three meals a day. I'm not even kidding, he won't make it to 45. And that is very depressing to me.

"Adult autistic child" is spot-on. Chris is what you get when you live as a child with little guidance. You only do what immediately feels good.

I doubt he'll even make it to 40.

 

[Marvin]

Chris has gotta get off his rear end and start depending on himself if he's gonna make it. If he doesn't make bold changes now, things are not going to be good. The house will crumble apart. His last car will break down and he won't have money for another. Without Barb, he'll literally eat McDonalds three meals a day. I'm not even kidding, he won't make it to 45. And that is very depressing to me.

"Adult autistic child" is spot-on. Chris is what you get when you live as a child with little guidance. You only do what immediately feels good.

Barb won't let him depend on himself. Chris' life could suck a lot less, but Barb won't let it. She's the only person in his life (maybe Rocky, but I doubt it) who could help him not suck. But she refuses to.

His life might even improve when she dies (after he's done mourning, of course). She's that bad.

 

[Snorlaxative]

See what I mean? Chris is likely to neglect something like getting his vehicle registered. He gets pulled over and suddenly he's on his side, handcuffed with his stomach hanging out of his blouse screaming about trolls.
Any minor situation turns into major lulz in my opinion.

 

[Marvin]

See what I mean? Chris is likely to neglect something like getting his vehicle registered. He gets pulled over and suddenly he's on his side, handcuffed with his stomach hanging out of his blouse screaming about trolls.
Any minor situation turns into major lulz in my opinion.

They would immediately arrest you for letting your vehicle registration lag?

 

[DevilDog]

Chris has gotta get off his rear end and start depending on himself if he's gonna make it. If he doesn't make bold changes now, things are not going to be good. The house will crumble apart. His last car will break down and he won't have money for another. Without Barb, he'll literally eat McDonalds three meals a day. I'm not even kidding, he won't make it to 45. And that is very depressing to me.

"Adult autistic child" is spot-on. Chris is what you get when you live as a child with little guidance. You only do what immediately feels good.

Barb won't let him depend on himself. Chris' life could suck a lot less, but Barb won't let it. She's the only person in his life (maybe Rocky, but I doubt it) who could help him not suck. But she refuses to.

His life might even improve when she dies (after he's done mourning, of course). She's that bad.

I can only see his life improving after her death. I don't know much about her mental issues other than her hoarding, but given that everyone here sees her as having major control issues, and she lives in that house, it's safe to say she does have some problems. I think barring any sort of snap in Chris(which is a possibility) he'll get somewhat better after she passes.

 

[Abhor-able]

You get pulled over for expired tags, but Chris would see it as a troll attack. CWC levels up and evolves into Chris Dorner.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

See what I mean? Chris is likely to neglect something like getting his vehicle registered. He gets pulled over and suddenly he's on his side, handcuffed with his stomach hanging out of his blouse screaming about trolls.
Any minor situation turns into major lulz in my opinion.

They would immediately arrest you for letting your vehicle registration lag?

I think Snorlaxative (great name btw) is implying Chris would get belligerent with the officer, shouting and screaming "TROLL" and "JERKOP!" because license plate tags are a TROLL CONSPIRACY! and Chris would make threatening hand gestures requiring the officer to take him down.

 

[93Aiwass]

I am going to assume that once Chris is in the clear and no longer has probation, he will provide lulz in some way, by either returning to YouTube, or getting in trouble with the law again.

No, on his own, he won't be getting in trouble with the law again. And if he wanted to be a public figure again, he would do it now.

I dunno about this one. Maybe deep down, he misses publishing Sonichu and maybe he'll come back in some form or fashion...

I just think Chris will just stay inside, playing vidya until the electricity gets cut off and/or worried neighbours call the cops.

Heh, well, I think Chris will know how to pay the electricity. It's the other, more intangible (from Chris' perspective, anyway) bills that I would worry about.

You mean like teh taxes?

Chris has gotta get off his rear end and start depending on himself if he's gonna make it. If he doesn't make bold changes now, things are not going to be good. The house will crumble apart. His last car will break down and he won't have money for another. Without Barb, he'll literally eat McDonalds three meals a day. I'm not even kidding, he won't make it to 45. And that is very depressing to me.

Honestly, I don't see that as happening. He couldn't be bothered to exercise, knowing full well that it could help him not be single. He couldn't be bothered to go to therapy for his own benefit, he can't be bothered to get a job or interact with society in any meaningful way... I honestly think he'll stay the same Chris, albeit his situation will change.

See what I mean? Chris is likely to neglect something like getting his vehicle registered. He gets pulled over and suddenly he's on his side, handcuffed with his stomach hanging out of his blouse screaming about trolls.
Any minor situation turns into major lulz in my opinion.

They would immediately arrest you for letting your vehicle registration lag?

Not just for that but knowing Chris, he will blow it way out of proportion and cause the officers to... subdue him, if you get my drift.

Chris has gotta get off his rear end and start depending on himself if he's gonna make it. If he doesn't make bold changes now, things are not going to be good. The house will crumble apart. His last car will break down and he won't have money for another. Without Barb, he'll literally eat McDonalds three meals a day. I'm not even kidding, he won't make it to 45. And that is very depressing to me.

"Adult autistic child" is spot-on. Chris is what you get when you live as a child with little guidance. You only do what immediately feels good.

Barb won't let him depend on himself. Chris' life could suck a lot less, but Barb won't let it. She's the only person in his life (maybe Rocky, but I doubt it) who could help him not suck. But she refuses to.

His life might even improve when she dies (after he's done mourning, of course). She's that bad.

I can only see his life improving after her death. I don't know much about her mental issues other than her hoarding, but given that everyone here sees her as having major control issues, and she lives in that house, it's safe to say she does have some problems. I think barring any sort of snap in Chris(which is a possibility) he'll get somewhat better after she passes.

Totally possible, given what we know about Barb and her relationship with our pet lolcow.

 

[Marvin]

I can only see his life improving after her death. I don't know much about her mental issues other than her hoarding, but given that everyone here sees her as having major control issues, and she lives in that house, it's safe to say she does have some problems. I think barring any sort of snap in Chris(which is a possibility) he'll get somewhat better after she passes.

This is essentially what I think will happen. The only thing I worry about his his ability to pay bills on time. Chris could learn how to do that. Chris is like an animal and can be trained. But the only person who can do that is Barb (or maybe Rocky). So I worry about things like that.

But otherwise, without Barb, his life will get better.

You get pulled over for it, but Chris would see it as a troll attack. Our Pet Lolcow turns into Chris Dorner.

Nah, Chris is afraid of cops. Like, Barb is the crazy one and would attack cops. Without her to egg him on, on his own, I doubt Chris will do anything. He's actually learned from the past.

I am going to assume that once Chris is in the clear and no longer has probation, he will provide lulz in some way, by either returning to YouTube, or getting in trouble with the law again.

No, on his own, he won't be getting in trouble with the law again. And if he wanted to be a public figure again, he would do it now.

I dunno about this one. Maybe deep down, he misses publishing Sonichu and maybe he'll come back in some form or fashion...

No, he wouldn't.

I just think Chris will just stay inside, playing vidya until the electricity gets cut off and/or worried neighbours call the cops.

Heh, well, I think Chris will know how to pay the electricity. It's the other, more intangible (from Chris' perspective, anyway) bills that I would worry about.

You mean like teh taxes?

Yeah.

 

[CWCissey]

You mean like teh taxes?

Yeah.

The IRS will be denounced as trolls and will be the main antagonists during 'Chris: The Wilderness Year(s)' I'm calling it now!

 

[cypocraphy]

If he loses his tugboat somehow after Barb dies.......

 

[Bgheff]

They would immediately arrest you for letting your vehicle registration lag?

No. You'll get fined and or the car impounded, but you don't get arrested.

As for bills Chris would ignore. I am thinking house upkeep payments, Insurance maybe. He doesn't have a job so other then property taxes I don't see taxes being a big deal. His big danger with bills is getting into debt because he used up his tugboat to buy things he wanted rather then used it to pay bills.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Chris is not going to change one bit, even after Barb dies. He was raised to live eternally like a child without any responsibilities, where he got whatever he wanted and everyone else in the world who were against him in any way were cruel autism-hating JERKS.

 

[93Aiwass]

They would immediately arrest you for letting your vehicle registration lag?

No. You'll get fined and or the car impounded, but you don't get arrested.

That alone has it's own implications when you consider that 14BC is in the middle of fucking nowhere!

 

[Marvin]

Chris is not going to change one bit, even after Barb dies. He was raised to live eternally like a child without any responsibilities, where he got whatever he wanted and everyone else in the world who were against him in any way were cruel autism-hating JERKS.

It's not that he's going to change, it's that he's already different now. Not substantially or in interesting ways, but, for example, Chris knows you need electricity to run his things and if the power went out, he would (if he wasn't broke) pay the bills.

Chris' mood changed in some weird ways when Bob died. He started blaming himself for his trolling, for example.