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Aiko Heiwa

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but i need to store some of the important files, but i don't know how to

also the repair store is closed
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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Aiko Heiwa said:
but i need to store some of the important files, but i don't know how to

also the repair store is closed
How are you posting?
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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I should have cleaned my froggies tonight but I'm just gonna do it in the morning.
They also crap all over the place when I feed them. :[
 

sparklemilhouse

America Online for Dummies™
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I don't feel like making the lolcow thread just for this, but man, I read the "teacher crush" tag on tumblr every night, and some of these things these teachers say to their students, I'm reading this shit and going "UN-ACCCEETP-ABLE!!" like Lemongrab from Adventure Time:

[youtube]07So_lJQyqw[/youtube]
 

The Hunter

Border Hopping Taco Bender
Retired Staff
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I wish I had gotten my studying done earlier in the day. Not that I don't like it, it's just that now I'm rushing it and I'm tired and probably not going to remember a huge chunk of what I'm writing down.

...actually, I'm probably not. I can answer all the review questions for chapter two without the book either because I took really good notes in class, or because I already know these things (it's mostly the latter). Even then, I'll have more than enough time in the morning to review my notes and eat tacos with my friend. Again, I take so many notes, I practically don't need a book (and it's a really good thing because I don't really have a physical copy).
 

Male

This guy fucks!
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Mauv did I ever tell you how Shrekcelent you are?
 

Aiko Heiwa

Salt 'n' Genki
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Hey guys! I posted chapter 1 of my shitty Doctor Who ripoff.

I'd link to it, but I'm on my 3DS. But if anyone cares, you can find my TV Tropes page and I linked to it there.
 

Melchett

Deep State Agent of Disinfo
Staff Member
Moderator
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Woow, the past 48 hours or so have been ridiculous. Never go on a pirate binge, being 2-day drunk off rum leads to some insane actions (and especially don't get rum drunk with real old friends, it's a little bit disturbing seeing them randy off rum).

Oh and never leave two people alone, never mind the situation (oh my god I learnt that, my 16 year old mate got off with our old-man friend who's 29. Both were in relationships at the time... Fucking rum).
 
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Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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What about scared barn owls and then that one guy who just wants to eat his rat in peace Jesus Christ leave him alone.

This is the sound they're making
[youtube]_YvyXu7coXA[/youtube]

In contrast here's a happy barn owl taking a bath
[youtube]42WH4pWE6Ko[/youtube]

If you're wondering wtf is up with his wings the bones are fused together and he can't fly which is why the chick has him as a pet.
Owls make shitty pets.
 
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