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I don't feel like making the lolcow thread just for this, but man, I read the "teacher crush" tag on tumblr every night, and some of these things these teachers say to their students, I'm reading this shit and going "UN-ACCCEETP-ABLE!!" like Lemongrab from Adventure Time:
I wish I had gotten my studying done earlier in the day. Not that I don't like it, it's just that now I'm rushing it and I'm tired and probably not going to remember a huge chunk of what I'm writing down.
...actually, I'm probably not. I can answer all the review questions for chapter two without the book either because I took really good notes in class, or because I already know these things (it's mostly the latter). Even then, I'll have more than enough time in the morning to review my notes and eat tacos with my friend. Again, I take so many notes, I practically don't need a book (and it's a really good thing because I don't really have a physical copy).
Woow, the past 48 hours or so have been ridiculous. Never go on a pirate binge, being 2-day drunk off rum leads to some insane actions (and especially don't get rum drunk with real old friends, it's a little bit disturbing seeing them randy off rum).
Oh and never leave two people alone, never mind the situation (oh my god I learnt that, my 16 year old mate got off with our old-man friend who's 29. Both were in relationships at the time... Fucking rum).