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Hikikomori-Yume

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I predicted in 2015 on Lainchan that the USI (united states of israel) would go to war with China, Russia, North Korea and Iran and low and behold I was right (again as always).
I want you all to know that if the US really does go on a full on war with Iran then it will be the end of the United States and the beginning of the technocratic NWO police state.
All we can do now is hope and pray that there are people in the US intelligence agencies, military and government that will put the zogbots in their place and prevent apocalyptic war.
 

Zeke Von Genbu

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I predicted in 2015 on Lainchan that the USI (united states of israel) would go to war with China, Russia, North Korea and Iran and low and behold I was right (again as always).
I want you all to know that if the US really does go on a full on war with Iran then it will be the end of the United States and the beginning of the technocratic NWO police state.
All we can do now is hope and pray that there are people in the US intelligence agencies, military and government that will put the zogbots in their place and prevent apocalyptic war.
First off, prove it.

Second off, MC-kun if the US gives you their energy can you spirit bomb China for us? Please and thank you.
 

Hikikomori-Yume

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The posts are gone.
The evidence destroyed.
The past is history.
Now is the only thing that's real etc

As for China, I don't have any hope for them they're basically a meth addict who just discovered capitalism and read The Singularity is Near.
Humanity is eating itself alive and the only thing that can save us is a major spiritual movement the likes of which humanity has never seen.
 
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Sprig of Parsley

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Chase down a lead for a teller position at a CU. I easily qualify on most parts (because this is pretty basic-bitch shit unless you're a fucking convicted felon) and... they want previous teller experience.

Fucking WHY, you exceptional individuals? This is downright ENTRY-LEVEL. How many people with that much relevant experience apply for an entry-level teller position? Fucking mongs putting catch-22s in job shit, christ.
 
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Sīn the Moon Daddy

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I got a haircut and I look entirely too sexy to be from Portland

In other news it continues to be sweltering. I got some fish and chips. It was nice.

Right now I'm drinking coffee and practicing my smug look.
 
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Dink Smallwood

i fed up wid dis worl
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The posts are gone.
The evidence destroyed.
The past is history.
Now is the only thing that's real etc

As for China, I don't have any hope for them they're basically a meth addict who just discovered capitalism and read The Singularity is Near.
Humanity is eating itself alive and the only thing that can save us is a major spiritual movement the likes of which humanity has never seen.
I think you and that schizophrenic Catholic guy could get along....wait no, probably not
 

Hikikomori-Yume

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Once upon a time, things were bad
Many knights were getting real mad
They knew who was to blame
They were not afraid to name
The jew, the jew, the jew

The kikes and their dastardly tricks
Backing niggers and muzzies and spics
(Many whites were also deceived)
To destroy all the white race achieved
Cunt jew, cunt jew, cunt jew

But the day of the rope was at hand
As the white race recaptured their land
With a roar that mankind hadn't been seen
Nigh on 75 years it had been
Dead jew, dead jew, dead jew

And in our new world of plenty and laughter
The knights lived happily ever after
The End



CWC used to be really handsome
 

Sprig of Parsley

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Just overcome with this feeling of urgency, like I need to get out and walk around and look for things and grab applications/information. Except it's Sunday so there really isn't any reason to do this. I kind of want to sit down and chill the fuck out, work towards a kind of rough draft on my writing project, but it's really difficult to get that "get out there and find a new job right fucking now" voice to shut the hell up long enough for me to concentrate on this shit.
 

edibleBulimia

Being salty
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Wasn’t there some lolcow who used to be “otherkin” with Michael Jackson? They liked him so much they used his avatar, his name, etc on Deviantart?
 

Sprig of Parsley

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Walking home from market with groceries. Half block past the first big intersection I pick up a tail (I seriously got that prickly feeling on the back of my neck and kind of looked around). Some guy? Kid? I mean, I think I had a couple inches on him and I'm fucking 5' 9". Whatever, he's wearing a hoodie (hood up) and sweats and shit. Initially I don't really flip shit but I kind of casually cross at next marked crossing. He crosses immediately from where he is to match, doesn't come down to crossing. NOW I'm pretty wigged out. Choices are to cut one direction and go into a neighborhood I don't know very well, or to pretty much go straight or the other way both of which lead home. Kind of wonder why this street isn't busier, but Sunday nights are quieter all around. I don't want to lead him home, I have no idea what this guy is up to but I don't want that. Walk a little bit further, take a left down a street with lights and kind of head that way for a bit and yes he's still tailing. Finally put my shit down and turn around and yell "Walk the other direction right fucking now or the next place you're headed is the hospital". He freezes for like a second and bolts.

I should take up poker. I haven't been in a serious fight in ten years, if he had called my bluff he might have fucked me up. I don't even have a good knife to carry for this kind of shit.
 

Sīn the Moon Daddy

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I've been sick. My nose has been bleeding, probably due to a combination of the heat and me wiping my nose every ten seconds. I actually had to take the day off. Sadly that means I don't get to flirt with chola security guard. Le sigh.
 

The Ghost of ODB

The worst curse is a lie.
True & Honest Fan
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Wasn’t there some lolcow who used to be “otherkin” with Michael Jackson? They liked him so much they used his avatar, his name, etc on Deviantart?
Do you mean Stephanie Cianfriglia? She used to impersonate MJ online until she was inappropriate with minors and got banned, then later she claimed his ghost was her "spirit husband" (until he recently ran off with the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer - or was it Richard Ramirez? We're still not entirely sure).
 

edibleBulimia

Being salty
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Do you mean Stephanie Cianfriglia? She used to impersonate MJ online until she was inappropriate with minors and got banned, then later she claimed his ghost was her "spirit husband" (until he recently ran off with the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer - or was it Richard Ramirez? We're still not entirely sure).
Thanks! Remembered that out of nowhere but didn’t remember her name, tho.
 
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Sprig of Parsley

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After examining knife laws in my area carefully I think I'm going to make a habit of carrying my good utility folder again. It's not a good fighting knife really but it's scarier than just my fists. At this point I'm banking hard on never having to use it because I really don't know how to fight with a knife.
 
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