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AnOminous

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I'm so sick of this ghetto. I was walking my dog and two girls were fighting each other with mace. I couldn't get away fast enough and inhaled some. I was coughing for five minutes and my nose burned. Thank the gods my dog was ok. I guess he was too small to get in the path of the spray. Some poor old man in a scooter also inhaled some and was coughing. These girls didn't even notice or care that people were around. Who the hell gets into a mace fight? :cringe:

They were fighting over a guy. They couldn't have been older than 15-16. Come on. You'll just break up by the time summer is over. And if you get knocked up he ain't gonna help you out. Waste of time. They were both fat anyway. Too many bodegas selling individual Little Debbies for 50 cents.

Edit: I hate Philly. So much.
It's your fault for being in Philly. Move to fucking Newark, even there is better.
 

adorable bitch

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My sister indirectly proved my point by admitting she does nothing at her government job half the time and still gets paid and promoted.
That was fun but also a bit disheartening. We have a good relationship regardless.
 
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Sprig of Parsley

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My sister indirectly proved my point by admitting she does literally nothing at her government job and still gets paid and promoted.
That was fun but also a bit disheartening. We have a good relationship regardless.
Look at you, holding out hope that people in the public sector do things to earn their pay grades.

Pretty sure I'm not going to be a master mixologist any time soon but I'm honestly pleasantly surprised with this gin. It doesn't taste like gasoline and dishsoap.
 

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Look at you, holding out hope that people in the public sector do things to earn their pay grades.

Pretty sure I'm not going to be a master mixologist any time soon but I'm honestly pleasantly surprised with this gin. It doesn't taste like gasoline and dishsoap.
Of course I already knew she was probably doing fuck-all. It was mostly a bit disheartening because she still legitimately thinks this is a good thing. If she admitted it was unfair or at least presented a legitimate argument for it (or did her fucking job), I'd '''respect''' her a bit more.

Well, about as much respect as I can give to someone who's being lazy and essentially forcing everyone to pay for it.
 

Sprig of Parsley

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Of course I already knew she was probably doing fuck-all. It was mostly a bit disheartening because she still legitimately thinks this is a good thing. If she admitted it was unfair or at least presented a legitimate argument for it (or did her fucking job), I'd '''respect''' her a bit more.

Well, about as much respect as I can give to someone who's being lazy and essentially forcing everyone to pay for it.
If it makes you feel any better (it probably won't) keep in mind that public sector is under an unspoken policy of enforced mediocrity. You not only will probably not be rewarded for working your ass off, you're likely to get in TROUBLE if you do that. You start making waves and getting shit done and meeting deadlines and you're going to end up in someone's crosshairs (figuratively, though I mean, literally wouldn't be out of the question in some branches).
 

Recon

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I'm so sick of this ghetto. I was walking my dog and two girls were fighting each other with mace. I couldn't get away fast enough and inhaled some. I was coughing for five minutes and my nose burned. Thank the gods my dog was ok. I guess he was too small to get in the path of the spray. Some poor old man in a scooter also inhaled some and was coughing. These girls didn't even notice or care that people were around. Who the hell gets into a mace fight? :cringe:

They were fighting over a guy. They couldn't have been older than 15-16. Come on. You'll just break up by the time summer is over. And if you get knocked up he ain't gonna help you out. Waste of time. They were both fat anyway. Too many bodegas selling individual Little Debbies for 50 cents.

Edit: I hate Philly. So much.
I've gone out of my way to pass through those sortsa places, now that I think of it.
Degeneracy (not poverty) is amusing AF under the right circumstances.
 

Sprig of Parsley

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Almost four in the morning and I still haven't been able to get to sleep tonight. Hate those nights where your brain just won't shut the hell up and keeps needling you with negative bullshit.
The only way I've found to avoid this is to physically exhaust myself to the point where I'm out as soon as I hit the pillow. Otherwise, that's every night.
 

The 8 of Spades

If Only You Knew How HONK HONK Things Really Are
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So I didn't ask for much for my birthday, just a few things. One of them was a limited edition signed vinyl record from this band I really like. Apparently when ordering it, my gf didn't think it was important to tell them it was a gift, so now the one thing I was really looking forward to is dedicated to someone else. It's fucked because I don't even want to look at the fucking thing when it comes, I know it's going to be like, "wow neat. Put it on the shelf or something, whatever." I guess it bothers me so much because I don't make these kinds of mistakes when I get her shit, I double/triple check what I'm doing. That and she's insisting that I'm being ridiculous for being disappointed which is really rude honestly.
 
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Sprig of Parsley

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So I didn't ask for much for my birthday, just a few things. One of them was a limited edition signed vinyl record from this band I really like. Apparently when ordering it, my gf didn't think it was important to tell them it was a gift, so now the one thing I was really looking forward to is dedicated to someone else. It's fucked because I don't even want to look at the fucking thing when it comes, I know it's going to be like, "wow neat. Put it on the shelf or something, whatever." I guess it bothers me so much because I don't make these kinds of mistakes when I get her shit, I double/triple check what I'm doing. That and she's insisting that I'm being ridiculous for being disappointed which is really rude honestly.
*coughcoughWOMEN ARE DELIBERATELY LAZY ABOUT GIFTS THEY PERSONALLY DON'T CARE ABOUTcough*
 

Shiversblood

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I walk into the room I see some black men the black men say would you like to ram my anus I say I need a klonopin first I take a klonopin first it relaxes me and then I start slamming my penis into the anus of black men Trent walks into the room he sees this and Trent starts to get really jealous “wtf are you doing I thought you enjoyed my anus??” Trent says “I do but I didn’t have time to wait for you don’t worry mr Magenta will be here soon anyway” i explain to Trent as I am slamming my penis into a black mans anus Trent turns around and exposes his anus to me just at the moment mr Magenta walks into the room mr Magenta sees Trent’s anus then he makes eye contact with me, me and mr Magenta then both at that moment sprint towards Trent’s anus I am really hoping to get there first but then Chavel from out of nowhere ninja flips and lands his penis directly into Trent’s anus mr Magenta and me decide we will wait “hurry up Chavel I need anus” mr Magenta says as Chavel is slamming his penis into Trent’s anus “I just took Viagra and I’m not about to waste it, this may take a second” Chavel says to me Magenta “I don’t have time!” Mr Magenta screams and then slams his penis directly into chavels anus! I gasp. Other black men then line up and a train forms
 
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