The General Thread -

[Crex Crex]

I am pissed beyond belief right now. Yesterday I threw out some old plastic garbage. When the garbage collectors came during the night, the sack I put the garbage in must've broken and the contents spilled out. Instead of doing their job, those lazy motherfuckers left all the trash on the sidewalk in front of my home because they were too lazy to pick it up. That shit stayed there all night until I noticed it this morning and had to pick it up. Now I'll have to live with a bag of broken plastic shit until it's again plastic collection day. Just an average day in pizza country.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

I’ve got cancer recurrence paranoia again. I fucking hate this shit. In two years I’ve gone from being fit and active to a munchy wishlist.

 

[Blamo]

It is always so sad and humbling to read see some older article/blogpost/podcast and all or most the links are dead.
The internet does forget, a lot of things. But due to being hard to discover things, it doesn't even know what it forgot.

 

[Cats]

Happy Caturday

 

[AnOminous]

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So in other words, he was one of the awesomest dudes who ever lived.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Why are there pictures of cut up zombie legs on my pack of cigarettes... It's pretty neat looking. I swear to god, it would be more off putting if they wrote "you know we're going to keep raising the tobacco tax, faggot!" with a graph showing the projected increase in price. Living in 2021 and looking at the prices of 2025 might actually scare people.

 

[Radical Cadre]

My adblocker has been taking a shit lately and YouTube ads are coming through. When that happens I just pop the URL into youtube-dl and skip the whole process. But today this one ad appeared on a video and I have no fucking idea what it even is.

It is a five minute advertisement in Zipper Script for what I can only imagine to be the ground up remains of a endangered animal that makes your dick hard.

GOI N GAY

 

[MasonSaysMason]

I remember seeing a lolcow quiz and realized it didn't really have horrowcow questions. Would anyone like to make a horrorcow quiz? I'd take it

 

[Cats]

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Why are there pictures of cut up zombie legs on my pack of cigarettes... It's pretty neat looking. I swear to god, it would be more off putting if they wrote "you know we're going to keep raising the tobacco tax, faggot!" with a graph showing the projected increase in price. Living in 2021 and looking at the prices of 2025 might actually scare people.

how do people afford to smoke cigarettes, they’re over 9 dollars a pack where I live

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

how do people afford to smoke cigarettes, they’re over 9 dollars a pack where I live

That's $180 per month and how much or how little that is to someone will very greatly. I'm not a daily smoker so I don't spend much money, I only smokes when it's fun. Sometimes it's just so glorious to sit outside in the early morning with a cup of coffee and a cig or two.

 

[TheRedRanger]

I don't know who's responsible for this, but I want them caught and shot immediately!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I don't know who's responsible for this, but I want them caught and shot immediately!

I feel like I'm seeing way more weeb shit than normal, and it's disturbing.

 

[knobslobbin]

Bizarre little rabbit hole to explore.

 

[albert chan]

Bizarre little rabbit hole to explore.

Reminds me of the time when people thought “Satanism“ was the edgy thing to notice back in the 2000’s, right around the time Goth kids were about to grow in fandom.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Bonk

 

[Blamo]

how do people afford to smoke cigarettes, they’re over 9 dollars a pack where I live

People always find a way to pay for their vices.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

e - context:

 

[judge claude frollo]

you may live to see man made horrors bed bath and beyond your comprehension​

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

You know I personally like to imagine the farms surviving the zombie apocalypse. Null moves the servers into an underground bunker akin to the missile silo from DOTD, then posts the address on the front page for as long as the internet holds out.

The kiwis who can head for the bunker in Florida, once their everyone is split into groups, one stays behind setting up the farms archived pages and as a local intranet LAN that we post on every day, Team two consists of scouting parties to the surface to see which lolcows if any survived and how, and team 3 handles the food, water purification and maintaining power.


Funny how in that what if scenario, The farms becomes almost the same as what opl Chris saw us (or to be more accurate the precursor 4 chan) when he created 4-cent-garbage.com A network of trolls and shitposters leaving messages on the internet (or in this case what remains of the internet) about the life and grief of lolcows while living it up in a shelter whittling the time away.

except unlike in his little comic, instead of a tall building that could get blown up by an op manchild with superpowers and his electric hedgehog abominations (or zombies) we're safe and sound underground.

We will survive comrades