Crashing this plane with no survivors
I am pissed beyond belief right now. Yesterday I threw out some old plastic garbage. When the garbage collectors came during the night, the sack I put the garbage in must've broken and the contents spilled out. Instead of doing their job, those lazy motherfuckers left all the trash on the sidewalk in front of my home because they were too lazy to pick it up. That shit stayed there all night until I noticed it this morning and had to pick it up. Now I'll have to live with a bag of broken plastic shit until it's again plastic collection day. Just an average day in pizza country.