The Golden Knight (Original, Archive) -

[TopperHay]

http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/

I've mentioned this guy a few times on the DeviantArt related threads, but I think he deserves a thread to himself as theres just so many things you can say about this self-titled "Legendary Warrior".

When he isn't training to be a "Jedi Powerpuff", he's busy illustrating an almost indecipherable comic entitled "Myth of The Legendary Warrior". It stars himself (of course) and a bunch of Powerpuff Girls/Star Wars rip-offs attempting to save the world whilst swearing and having sex. From what I could gather anyway. He sells this comic at conventions and online.

https://www.supergoldenknight.com/masterplan.html

As explained in his "master plan", his goal is to make enough money off his comics to buy himself a golden suit of armour. So far he's managed to get himself $700 in debt.

What really makes him a lolcow though is his attitude. He has a really high opinion of himself and tends to adopt a really condesending tone to anyone who he thinks is beneath him. Which is pretty much everyone. His ego could give Chris Chan a run for his money.

There's also this journal entry. Read it and weep profusely.

Spoiler: Not Safe For Sanity

As requested, here are the major events for this thread for anyone wishing to catch up

Spoiler: The Golden Knight discovers his legacy

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-14

Spoiler: The Cassandra Saga

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-24

Spoiler: The Breakup

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-84

Spoiler: The Return of the Silver Serf

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-97

Spoiler: Heather has joined your party

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-105

Spoiler: The Other Return of The Bronze Knave

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-116

Spoiler: The Sadomasochistic Valkyrie Saga

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight.3538/page-138

 

[Lil]

Knowing me, I absolutely *love* physical contact, and these kids were at the right age where they're all cute and cuddly, especially this one in particular who was very plump. All 5 of them were rolling and crawling around, playing physical-contact with one another by tickling and wrestling and the like. Considering I was a stranger to them, I knew it wouldn't be appropriate to just jump in with them, so I stayed quiet and while keeping to myself, I couldn't help but watch. This was taking part in Billy's basement where his pinballs are. Eventually, one of them (I can't remember names, but I think she was 5 years old) came up to me and started talking a bit. Again with keeping to myself, I politely answered and exchanged named, wanting to be friendly and with my inner child growing restless. If you want to compound the temptation for me to jump right in, the lot of them were barefoot too! So after exchanging names, I decide to go up and play one of the pinballs that was about a couple feet away, and while I'm there, this girl decides to gently spank me. In my mind, that opened up physical contact. So, I tickle her in the ribs, she giggles and squirms and all that, and after a few minutes of this sort of back-and-forth with "icebreaking" as well, next thing I know these 5 girls are tightening around me doing their darndest to stir up some kind of negative reaction (I'm not very ticklish and I am a very, very, tough boy

I haven't even brought myself to look at his comic yet

 

[TopperHay]

It's even more disturbing when you take into account that he has a foot fetish and is quite possibly projecting that onto the little girls.

 

[Observers]

Knowing me, I absolutely *love* physical contact, and these kids were at the right age where they're all cute and cuddly, especially this one in particular who was very plump. All 5 of them were rolling and crawling around, playing physical-contact with one another by tickling and wrestling and the like. Considering I was a stranger to them, I knew it wouldn't be appropriate to just jump in with them, so I stayed quiet and while keeping to myself, I couldn't help but watch. This was taking part in Billy's basement where his pinballs are. Eventually, one of them (I can't remember names, but I think she was 5 years old) came up to me and started talking a bit. Again with keeping to myself, I politely answered and exchanged named, wanting to be friendly and with my inner child growing restless. If you want to compound the temptation for me to jump right in, the lot of them were barefoot too! So after exchanging names, I decide to go up and play one of the pinballs that was about a couple feet away, and while I'm there, this girl decides to gently spank me. In my mind, that opened up physical contact. So, I tickle her in the ribs, she giggles and squirms and all that, and after a few minutes of this sort of back-and-forth with "icebreaking" as well, next thing I know these 5 girls are tightening around me doing their darndest to stir up some kind of negative reaction (I'm not very ticklish and I am a very, very, tough boy

wha?... wha.....

 

[Lil]

In context or out of context, that's still fucked up man. You don't just reach up a little girl's shirt to tickle her skin and try to shrug that off.

 

[TopperHay]

I'm honestly afraid of how people will react after hearing this about me (including you, Heather), but again there's a difference between third-person-perspective (the sense of looking in on yourself from how you think others see you) versus first-person-perspective (How *YOU* see yourself). And from first-person-perspective, I was having the time of my life from the all-too-rare treat of physical contact play!


So my question to YOU is, what is YOUR reaction to all this?! If you were in my company for when this was happening, how would YOU feel? Would you take any action? For instance, would you just watch, join in, break us up, etc.?

The way he tries to justify his child fondling is the creepiest bit of all. "Yeah, you'd enjoy yourself too if you reached your hand up a kid's shirt, don't be such a prude!"

 

[c-no]

Knowing me, I absolutely *love* physical contact, and these kids were at the right age where they're all cute and cuddly, especially this one in particular who was very plump. All 5 of them were rolling and crawling around, playing physical-contact with one another by tickling and wrestling and the like. Considering I was a stranger to them, I knew it wouldn't be appropriate to just jump in with them, so I stayed quiet and while keeping to myself, I couldn't help but watch. This was taking part in Billy's basement where his pinballs are. Eventually, one of them (I can't remember names, but I think she was 5 years old) came up to me and started talking a bit. Again with keeping to myself, I politely answered and exchanged named, wanting to be friendly and with my inner child growing restless. If you want to compound the temptation for me to jump right in, the lot of them were barefoot too! So after exchanging names, I decide to go up and play one of the pinballs that was about a couple feet away, and while I'm there, this girl decides to gently spank me. In my mind, that opened up physical contact. So, I tickle her in the ribs, she giggles and squirms and all that, and after a few minutes of this sort of back-and-forth with "icebreaking" as well, next thing I know these 5 girls are tightening around me doing their darndest to stir up some kind of negative reaction (I'm not very ticklish and I am a very, very, tough boy

Aside from feeling disturbed by what I read, this guy has to understand a kid tickling you doesn't open up "physical contact". I also took a gander at his deviant art gallery.

Spoiler

Doesn't that image spell "quality"? He even got one of the Ghost Busters to hold his comic book (in said image below).

Spoiler

 

[Zenotwapal]

In context or out of context, that's still fucked up man. You don't just reach up a little girl's shirt to tickle her skin and try to shrug that off.

But here's the thing: there is LITERALLY no context for this situation at all; it's black or white. He is 21 YEARS OLD and tickling 5 year old little girls he has literally no relation to, all with sexual intent.
Genuinely sickened by this "man". This guy has some real problems.

 

[Seahorses]

I like his sense of fashion. Is that ok?

 

[Cwckifan]

Aside from feeling disturbed by what I read, this guy has to understand a kid tickling you doesn't open up "physical contact". I also took a gander at his deviant art gallery.

Spoiler

Doesn't that image spell "quality"? He even got one of the Ghost Busters to hold his comic book (in said image below).

Spoiler

Good God, a thin and reasonably well-dressed lolcow! Also, he likes kids, or...?

 

[homerbeoulve]

Good God, a thin and reasonably well-dressed lolcow! Also, he likes kids, or...?

He's a pedofork.

 

[c-no]

He's a pedofork.

I can imagine him being called that only to respond "I'm not a pedofork!"

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Why on earth does he want a suit of gold armor? Gold's heavy, kind of sucks as armor, and he's not exactly muscular so he wouldn't exactly be able to move in it.
Also, mentioning gold, when he looks the way he does...

Spoiler: GoT Spoilers

 

[The Dude]

It's even more disturbing when you take into account that he has a foot fetish and is quite possibly projecting that onto the little girls.

So he's a pedo Quentin Tarantino without the intelligence and talent.

 

[TopperHay]

He even got one of the Ghost Busters to hold his comic book (in said image below).

Spoiler

The best part about this is that in the comments of the pictures hes posted meeting celebrities, he says "Truth be told, I'm more concerned about making a name for myself than meeting those who've already done what I'm trying to do". Like Ernie Hudson should be honoured to meet him, not the other way round.

 

[JohnConstantine]

Why on earth does he want a suit of gold armor? Gold's heavy, kind of sucks as armor, and he's not exactly muscular so he wouldn't exactly be able to move in it.
Also, mentioning gold, when he looks the way he does...

Spoiler: GoT Spoilers

Unless it's ceremonial armour, you would never put it on your armour. It's too soft, especially when it's pure (which is what he wants, by the sounds of things). Besides, he wouldn't be able to afford it if he spent the rest of his life working an honest job to pay for it.

 

[exball]

That is the face of a broken man.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Burn it. Burn it all down then salt the earth.

 

[TopperHay]

He's responded to the people who've accused him of being a paedophile with this nugget of wisdom...

I am sorry that is your interpretation. From what I have observed and experienced, so long as there are no genitals involved (and there aren't), kids do not have the mental implants that say there is a violation of personal space from physical contact. In any case, thank you for visiting.

Kids not having those "mental implants" about the potentially dangerous situation they're in is exactly why touching them is wrong in the first place. He just doesn't get it...

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Imagine him on a witness stand trying to explaining that to a district attorney.