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Shuu Iwamine

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So that was the grossest thing I've read in a while, yup.

Also I know everyone has their own kinks and that's all good and all but his obsession with finding a girl with masochistic tendencies is kind of scary, if only because it seems to rank high on what he wants from a partner. Fantasising about finding someone who is sexually compatible with you is fairly normal but for him it seems to be one of the most important factors, and considering what he wants is someone who will allow him to dominate and hurt them it's kind of creepy when you factor in his lack of empathy and other negative traits.

Basically he comes across like the kind of "dom" who either wouldn't care if he's pushing the subs boundaries, that he'd actively push those boundaries, or that he simply wouldn't notice when he's being coercive and making his partner uncomfortable. BDSM is something that can get out of hand if there isn't proper communication and understanding, both things he has trouble with.
His utmost desire to have a masochistic girlfriend strikes me as super creepy. Mostly because it's a priority feature in a girl for him, as well as the fact that he may just want it so he can hurt her and be able to "get away with it". You can't slap a girl around all willy-nilly without getting an assault charge dropped on you, but if she's a masochist, he can hurt her all he wants! Least, that's probably his line of thinking.
 

CWCissey

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That doesn't seem like normal police procedure but it worked. Yeah I could see GK biting off more than he could chew like Chris did at the Gameplace playing Pokemans. "I'm going to beat your face down."
It is in Romania or wherever in Eastern Europe that was! They don't dick around over there!

Hell, one of my co-workers was a Police Officer when he lived in Poland, he's a scary, scary man...
 

Jazafras

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Possible new Kacey? Or another bearded man for TGK. She's playing way too much into his interests to be legit.

On a brighter note, I didn't get to say this before, but welcome Heather! I'm so happy to see you here and away from Jay now. I hope things have been going much better for you without him (:
 
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Seahorses

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Possible new Kasey? Or another bearded man for TGK. She's playing way too much into his interests to be legit.

On a brighter note, I didn't get to say this before, but welcome Heather! I'm so happy to see you here and away from Jay now. I hope things have been going much better for you without him (:
Dang GK is like the Hugh Heffner of Deviant Art.
 

Le Bateleur

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Yeah that's pretty bad. When Dynastia did it he was proving a point, this though it is just sad. I have to admit though I'm curious if GK will have learned from his past mistake and see through this ruse but I know deep down he won't.
Pretty sure that "her" username is the German for "to shit" :I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME: He is so incredibly naive - if this is a :ruse: I doubt he'll see it. Even if he's lurking here now he's unbanned (hi GK!), he'll probably think we're just trying to break up all true love couples.

Dang GK is like the Hugh Heffner of Deviant Art.
Any :I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME: reading this thread knows the GK has money and is desperate and alone. That's the gold(en knight) digger trifecta.
 

klystron

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God damn it. I didn't notice that at first under the bio that's as much about her as it is GK's self insert and the fact that her torso is some kind of horrible cancerous lump wherein her arms just come out of her boobs. So thanks for pointing that out. You're swell.
I'm just helping you out, man.

A 19-year-old woman who notably hasn't resorted to cosmetic surgery to maintain her looks? What an imagination GK has!
It's possible that he means she didn't need plastic surgery to retain her 5-year-old-powerpuff-girl looks...
 
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