- Joined
- Jun 27, 2014
Greetings, fellow observers of the train-wreck-in-motion that is the Golden Knight. We've been endeavoring to document and chronicle GK's fail, whether in art or written form over at the Golden Wiki, and we frankly could use more assistance. As such, I'm taking the advice of noble Absinthe and encouraging you all to give fleshing out our articles a try. There's been an absolute wealth of information about the Curium Cockmaster in the last few days, so much so that it's easily overwhelmed the buffers and made it extremely hard for our meager few routine editors (read: Obamatron, Absinthe, Myself, Cure Quanta, and several others) to get everything together and up in a timely fashion.
That's where you come in.
All we need is a few minutes of your time every now and then - throw in some details and some of your info, wit, and wisdom about the Jaundice Princess. You only want to spend about a half hour or so at the most on updates at a stretch, because there's typically only so much Jay you can take in one sitting without wanting to A-Log his ass. And whilst there's a lot of articles that need serious fleshing out from experts - such as his main article and information about Jay's shitty comics and the characters therein, there's a few ones we'd especially like to get done ASAP, so contribute as you see fit:
1. Legend of the Mythic Warrior - this is one dedicated to the best thing to come out of Jay's shitty comics, the community comic dedicated to the life and times of Charlemagne Theodore Catsworth. Those who contributed to the Cat Robot comic, please lend us your awesome on this.
2. Any of the Jay & articles, all of which can be seen here. As was the case for the CWCki, these have every possibility of being some of the most interesting and influential parts of the wiki, so their updating is paramount.
3. This fucking thing always needs more. Always.
4. More information for his DeviantArt page is always appreciated, especially as it spirals into fucking madness.
5. The page on Jay's erstwhile girlfriends needs updating. Be sure to keep updates tasteful, out of respect for both Heather and others, who haven't quite been so fortunate to escape the Rubidium Rapist.
6. We desperately need an article on Jay's mom and her chronic enabling of Jay's behavior. It's very rare that we have someone who can out-shit-parent Gail Connors and Barbara Chandler, but here we are.
7. Those who are following Hero Team and Myth of the Legendary Warrior should do your part to update this page. Rather like Chris, Jay has almost no originality to speak of, so there's a lot of open ripping off going on in his works.
That's about it for now. Thanks in advance for any help you're willing to offer. The CWCki Prevails.
That's where you come in.
All we need is a few minutes of your time every now and then - throw in some details and some of your info, wit, and wisdom about the Jaundice Princess. You only want to spend about a half hour or so at the most on updates at a stretch, because there's typically only so much Jay you can take in one sitting without wanting to A-Log his ass. And whilst there's a lot of articles that need serious fleshing out from experts - such as his main article and information about Jay's shitty comics and the characters therein, there's a few ones we'd especially like to get done ASAP, so contribute as you see fit:
1. Legend of the Mythic Warrior - this is one dedicated to the best thing to come out of Jay's shitty comics, the community comic dedicated to the life and times of Charlemagne Theodore Catsworth. Those who contributed to the Cat Robot comic, please lend us your awesome on this.
2. Any of the Jay & articles, all of which can be seen here. As was the case for the CWCki, these have every possibility of being some of the most interesting and influential parts of the wiki, so their updating is paramount.
3. This fucking thing always needs more. Always.
4. More information for his DeviantArt page is always appreciated, especially as it spirals into fucking madness.
5. The page on Jay's erstwhile girlfriends needs updating. Be sure to keep updates tasteful, out of respect for both Heather and others, who haven't quite been so fortunate to escape the Rubidium Rapist.
6. We desperately need an article on Jay's mom and her chronic enabling of Jay's behavior. It's very rare that we have someone who can out-shit-parent Gail Connors and Barbara Chandler, but here we are.
7. Those who are following Hero Team and Myth of the Legendary Warrior should do your part to update this page. Rather like Chris, Jay has almost no originality to speak of, so there's a lot of open ripping off going on in his works.
That's about it for now. Thanks in advance for any help you're willing to offer. The CWCki Prevails.