This is an officially okay'd contest through @Null you cocksuckers
This thread is dedicated to t.he single greatest year of salt the internet has ever seen and to the single greatest sub-forum for raging sociopaths like you and me. With the election of the honorable Mr. Donald J Trump this last election cycle, the internet cannot stop shitting itself in rage over every little thing someone they don't like does. Whether they're an ANTIFA gender-queer ancient pottery major at Toledo Community College screaming about the pronouns of a Ninja Turtle OC, a bible thumping protestant preaching against the evils of women in the workforce and satanic symbols in videogames or some rando slam piece trying to generate cash through cam whoring while they play the latest Mario game (poorly), chances are it's been a record breaking salt haul this year.
So I decided that I would host a contest right here in the Salt Mine where all of us get off on (sub)human misery and the re-tarded sideshows of misplaced anger and grief.
THE CONTEST: Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to use this very fucking thread to post the best unmined salt that you can find. This will be gentleman's rules, so I'm asking you to not create fake twitter meltdowns or tumblr breakdowns, but instead simply find your own free-range salt and post it in this thread. It can be related to ANYTHING. I don't care if it's Trump, Sonic having a massive pecker, Sharia Law in Daytona Beach or someone shouting "Nigger" at Tucker Carlson, it doesn't fucking matter, it just has to be funny. Screenshot that shit and post it in this thread!
Judging: The contest will be judged by every single poster on the Farms, if you like some salt posted here, vote it "Winner"
and if you think it sucks shit, vote it "Dumb" :dumb: Winner's will count as a +1, dumb's will count as a -1 all other votes won't be tallied in the score.
FAGULOUS PRIZES!: The Winner will be decided at the end of the day on July 16th of this year (2017) and will be rewarded with a DEPLORABLES MAGA HAT and an America Themed biker shirt that I will most likely buy while half drunk at 2am at Wal Mart, so that you can keep mining salt, even offline. We might add more! Who fucking knows!?
This thread is dedicated to t.he single greatest year of salt the internet has ever seen and to the single greatest sub-forum for raging sociopaths like you and me. With the election of the honorable Mr. Donald J Trump this last election cycle, the internet cannot stop shitting itself in rage over every little thing someone they don't like does. Whether they're an ANTIFA gender-queer ancient pottery major at Toledo Community College screaming about the pronouns of a Ninja Turtle OC, a bible thumping protestant preaching against the evils of women in the workforce and satanic symbols in videogames or some rando slam piece trying to generate cash through cam whoring while they play the latest Mario game (poorly), chances are it's been a record breaking salt haul this year.
So I decided that I would host a contest right here in the Salt Mine where all of us get off on (sub)human misery and the re-tarded sideshows of misplaced anger and grief.
THE CONTEST: Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to use this very fucking thread to post the best unmined salt that you can find. This will be gentleman's rules, so I'm asking you to not create fake twitter meltdowns or tumblr breakdowns, but instead simply find your own free-range salt and post it in this thread. It can be related to ANYTHING. I don't care if it's Trump, Sonic having a massive pecker, Sharia Law in Daytona Beach or someone shouting "Nigger" at Tucker Carlson, it doesn't fucking matter, it just has to be funny. Screenshot that shit and post it in this thread!
Judging: The contest will be judged by every single poster on the Farms, if you like some salt posted here, vote it "Winner"
and if you think it sucks shit, vote it "Dumb" :dumb: Winner's will count as a +1, dumb's will count as a -1 all other votes won't be tallied in the score.FAGULOUS PRIZES!: The Winner will be decided at the end of the day on July 16th of this year (2017) and will be rewarded with a DEPLORABLES MAGA HAT and an America Themed biker shirt that I will most likely buy while half drunk at 2am at Wal Mart, so that you can keep mining salt, even offline. We might add more! Who fucking knows!?
