The Great Star Wars Manosphere Chimpout of 2015-2016 -

[Too Many Crooks]

Aurini did write that his favourite scene was Hux's epic speech...and Aurini is the same guy who said 'You have to look at the Holocaust in context'. I feel that when Hux started talking, Aurini was probably stroking himself to ecstasy and was probably disappointed when Starkiller base blew up.

Always the edge-lord, Aurini is. Breed, he should not.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Had to look up Hux. I will say I'm glad that the tradition of awful names continues in the new movies.

 

[Meowthkip]

Had to look up Hux. I will say I'm glad that the tradition of awful names continues in the new movies.

It can't be Star Wars without horrible names.

"Kid Fisto" is a hard one to top.

 

[KingGeedorah]

It can't be Star Wars without horrible names.

"Kid Fisto" is a hard one to top.

Dexter Jettster is pretty bad.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm with Kidster being the name of a child character. Like come on George, that's just lazy.

 

[Krieger]

Oh yeah, Disney should totally listen to the League of Special Needs Bros and turn Episode VII into a fraternity-drench sausage fest. It's not like it was ever a merchandise-driven money maker based on nerdy (almost autistic) contingent that has become one of the largest and most exploitable demographics in recent history. Disney couldn't possibly make a movie for a bunch of neeeeeeeeeerds, right?

Wait a minute. Is it possible that the bro chimpout didn't think this shit through?

 

[skaytec]

Why do they care? They are like tumblrinas but with an unused penis, just look at them, chimping out for stupid things that nobody cares, believing they are the centre of the universe, they think themselves as the saviour of morality... and forgetting that is a fucking movie, it's fiction after all, and it's not like they are being obligated to watch the film. I'm sick of these people seriously.

 

[CatParty]

Why do they care? They are like tumblrinas but with an unused penis, just look at them, chimping out for stupid things that nobody cares, believing they are the centre of the universe, they think themselves as the saviour of morality... and forgetting that is a fucking movie, it's fiction after all, and it's not like they are being obligated to watch the film. I'm sick of these people seriously.

you must be new to lolcows

 

[Oglooger]

Tolkien is a beta cuck- somewhere in the manosphere 2016. Luthien was Tolkien's wife insert.

Tolkein was a cuck femenist when he wrote the anti-man scene where Eowyn had to reveal her gender to the Witch-king.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Redpillers are just like SJWs in the sense that they go apeship over entertainment products which they for some reason consider SERIOUS BUSINESS.

So, girls acting in pew pew movies are the end of western civilization and manly masculinity, huh? I wonder what would have happened if they had somehow gotten into the wrong cinema and seen "Death Proof" instead.

 

[AnOminous]

Redpillers are just like SJWs in the sense that they go apeship over entertainment products which they for some reason consider SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Well, duh. They take their very name from a movie by a Hollywood tranny.

You know, the very fountainhead of degeneracy.

Admit it, that's hilarious.

 

[Fraudius]

 

[Fat Cat Represent]

Why do they care? They are like tumblrinas but with an unused penis.

To be fair, a lot of Tumblrinas also have unused penises. The difference is the Manosphere worships their shriveled little chode, while the tumblrinos are ironically enough still working on getting the balls to cut it off.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

For a bunch of manly, macho men who are strong and masculine, they sure have a lot of sand in their vaginas over a movie

 

[Ibeg]

Had to look up Hux. I will say I'm glad that the tradition of awful names continues in the new movies.

The goofy names are more of a prequel/EU thing. Not that the original movies were good, but they weren't terrible.

 

[Shroom King]

Supposedly, Billy Dee Williams was added to the cast of Empire Strikes Back because of criticism of an all-white cast. He turned out to be a cool character, so the Rooshes and Matt Forneys of the world can eat a bag of donkey dicks if they think diversity in Star Wars is a bad thing.

 

[DickMcslick]

I feel as if these people overestimate their ability to organize a boycott. I mean the Mad Max boycott failed miserably, but this is Star Wars! One of the biggest franchises of all time. According to Wikipedia Force Awakens has made over 1.9 billion dollars so far. Maybe if they boycott really hard, they can stop it from getting 2 billion. Maybe.

 

[VLAD]

I feel as if these people overestimate their ability to organize a boycott. I mean the Mad Max boycott failed miserably, but this is Star Wars! One of the biggest franchises of all time. According to Wikipedia Force Awakens has made over 1.9 billion dollars so far. Maybe if they boycott really hard, they can stop it from getting 2 billion. Maybe.

It's already broken the records that Avatar set. At this point, a boycott would be the very definition of a quixotic fool's endeavor.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Look at all that bitter nerd rage in this rant and the comments.

Not much of a difference between these chumps and SJWs whining about "problematic" nonsense.

Just imagine living a life where you refuse to enjoy a film...

http://www.returnofkings.com/75991/...e-awakens-is-a-social-justice-propaganda-film

 

[GL99]

Not much of a difference between these chumps and SJWs whining about "problematic" nonsense.

That's exactly it, these guys are pretty much the reverse version of SJWs. SJWs blame straight white males for all the world's ills, these guys blame everyone who isn't a straight white male for everything, SJWs will be 'triggered' by the most innocuous things, these guys will fly into the most hilarious nerd rages if something doesn't fit their ideological criteria just right, etc. etc. ec.