The Great Star Wars Manosphere Chimpout of 2015-2016 -

[Feline Darkmage]

It begins again, I'm ready to enter the salt mine, Admiral.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

It begins again, I'm ready to enter the salt mine, Admiral.

The salt must flow!

...wait, wrong fandom.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So now we'll get racism towards Asians this time around. Lovely.

 

[Vex Overmind]

I don't see how Star Wars: The Force Awakens, is the Liberal-Jew-Zionist propaganda that /pol/ likes to sperg about. The Black Stormtrooper isn't even the main central focus of the movie, it's mostly about Rei and her connection to the force.

 

[Womacker]

I don't see how Star Wars: The Force Awakens, is the Liberal-Jew-Zionist propaganda that /pol/ likes to sperg about. The Black Stormtrooper isn't even the main central focus of the movie, it's mostly about Rei and her connection to the force.

Heck, the black stormtrooper they talk about was the most interesting of the three new characters.

 

[hiroyuki]

Not only was Finn interesting and very well played, apparently he's also the best shot out of the main cast going by hit/miss ratio. http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/Best-Shot-Star-Wars-Galaxy-According-Math-105247.html
How I love Star Wars spergs with too much time on their hands.

 

[DZ 305]

I'm surprised none of the spergs have flooded the comments about how this is a better version of a movie that isn't even out yet than the "SJW pandering, feminazi trash" they no doubt saw in the original.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I found a long-winded, hilariously pretentious and condescending letter to fictional characters like Rey, Furiosa, & Ellen Ripley about how these characters emasculate bitter insecure nerds in real life.

http://warhornmedia.com/2016/03/07/an-open-letter-to-rey-from-star-wars/

 

[Rilakkuma]

I found a long-winded, hilariously pretentious and condescending letter to fictional characters like Rey, Furiosa, & Ellen Ripley about how these characters emasculate bitter insecure nerds in real life.

http://warhornmedia.com/2016/03/07/an-open-letter-to-rey-from-star-wars/

Can't tell if Poe's Law or not. Amazing.

 

[Meowthkip]

I found a long-winded, hilariously pretentious and condescending letter to fictional characters like Rey, Furiosa, & Ellen Ripley about how these characters emasculate bitter insecure nerds in real life.

http://warhornmedia.com/2016/03/07/an-open-letter-to-rey-from-star-wars/

I want Tank Girl to kick this guy in the nuts.

The Bible justification is a nice touch because now euphoric atheist MRA's have been turned off from it because God doesn't real.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I found a long-winded, hilariously pretentious and condescending letter to fictional characters like Rey, Furiosa, & Ellen Ripley about how these characters emasculate bitter insecure nerds in real life.

http://warhornmedia.com/2016/03/07/an-open-letter-to-rey-from-star-wars/

Stopped there. Not sure if I can handle the sheer wackness of actually reading it.

 

[drtoboggan]

Stopped there. Not sure if I can handle the sheer wackness of actually reading it.

It's pretty whacked off.

 

[CervixHammer]

I found a long-winded, hilariously pretentious and condescending letter to fictional characters like Rey, Furiosa, & Ellen Ripley about how these characters emasculate bitter insecure nerds in real life.

http://warhornmedia.com/2016/03/07/an-open-letter-to-rey-from-star-wars/

Spoiler: that entire rant

edit: of course the same guy is mad at Rogue One: http://warhornmedia.com/2016/04/07/rogue-one-trailerthe-feminist-empire-strikes-back/

Sometimes I feel like a grumpy old man.

search your feelings, you know it to be true.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I now want to force all these fedoratards to read "The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge".

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/64402.The_Stainless_Steel_Rat_s_Revenge

DiGriz and Angelina are happily married and expecting the birth of their sons. The planet Cliaand is waging interstellar war, and against the odds, its Grey Men are invading and taking over planet after planet. The Rat is sent to Cliaand to start a one-man guerrilla campaign to put a stop to the plans of the planet's leader, Kraj. He is aided by the Amazons, a force of liberated freedom fighters, and eventually by his wife who arrives to help him win the war and keep him out of the arms of the Amazons.

"Long Live Burada!"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler: Yo Manly Fedora Warriors, check this out

https://twitter.com/CrazyinRussia/status/726104529129865216

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Spoiler: Yo Manly Fedora Warriors, check this out

https://twitter.com/CrazyinRussia/status/726104529129865216

Impressive... most impressive!

 

[Lensherr]

ROK's jumped on the chimpout train:

http://www.returnofkings.com/85012/...inoff-reaffirms-disneys-hatred-of-white-males

I found a long-winded, hilariously pretentious and condescending letter to fictional characters like Rey, Furiosa, & Ellen Ripley about how these characters emasculate bitter insecure nerds in real life.

http://warhornmedia.com/2016/03/07/an-open-letter-to-rey-from-star-wars/

IDK HOW I made it all the way through. They lost me as soon as they brought religion into it.

I suspect that most of these spergs don't legitimately care about Star Wars. They're just jumping on the We-Must-Politicize-Popular-Art-In-Order-To-Advance-Our-Agenda train that the SJWs are on the other side of.

BTW @Too Many Crooks I love your avatar.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

At times like this I almost miss the sperging about whether Han shot first or not.

 

[Lorento]

At times like this I almost miss the sperging about whether Han shot first or not.

We all know that these RoK fellows probably shoot first anyway.

 

[Shokew]

We all know that these RoK fellows probably shoot first anyway.

After read the recent pages on this thread, I'm curious if what they're shooting themselves with has been labelled illegal, yet - because I think it needs to be for their own protection, at this point...