The Greatest Kiwi Farms Philosophers of All Time - The Deep Thinkers who ask the Tough Questions

[El Porko Fako]

Is it @autisticdragonkin, @Connor Bible or @Ron /pol/? I religiously reread all their threads they make/made and I still don't know. The virginity loss support thread, the adoption thread, and the Does Falling in Love and being happy make you a cuck thread are merely a few examples of readings I have to go back to religiously because they opened my eyes to methods of thinking I never thought imaginable. Almost like the first time I read the New Testament or when I first jerked off. I actually get kind of hard when I go back and read these threads. Embarrassing, I know .

Have fun.

 

[PorcupineTree]

 

[Zaragoza]

@Ron /pol/, that guy really? lol

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Everyone knows it's ADK. He went so deep into his own thoughts, he became the Messiah.

 

[ES 148]

It's @Hell0

 

[skiddlez]

@Shiversblood by a clear fucking mile

 

[Fuck Y'all]

>not having Weev in this poll

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Why is this even up for debate?

 

[UE 558]

Me, I can teach all of your my philosophy of shitpostology

 

[J A N D E K]

@Ron /pol/ is a misunderstood, irreverent sage. And I don’t mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.

 

[Done]

It's @Cowlick.

 

[El Porko Fako]

It's @Cowlick.

@Shiversblood by a clear fucking mile

Done. Added to the poll.

How could I be such an ignorant slut and not add those two?

It's @Hell0

Nah brah. He was kind of dumb dumb.

Why is this even up for debate?

Because big-brained people demand respect. Are you mad because I didn't add your best friend Marjan to the list?

 

[IV 445]

These are all good choices but ADK will always have a place in my heart as the hilarious spastic who barely had to try when making half the sites staff go crazy.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I think I deserve an honorable mention as an up and comer at least.

 

[doodoocaca]

It's me. My opinions are demonstrably true, since they're my own.

 

[dysentery]

If @Cowlick posts in this thread he automatically wins the poll.