The Greatest Relic of All -

[DevilDog]

What is the greatest relic of fail in Christory? I'd say Chris himself, but HONESTLY, I would go with Kimmi, the doll that spawned a thousand JULAYfags.

 

[Satoru182]

That's easy, the Sonichu medallion, forever an icon of OPL

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Medallion, the Areostar for the October 29th incident.

Not a greatest relic, but I count the big ass backpack he thought he had to carry around with him all the time as a relic it was mentioned in the psychological eval Mary Lee Walsh made him do. I just wonder what the hell was in that.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I think CWC is a relic in his own right.

 

[The Dude]

Medallion, the original TRUE and HONEST hand drawn comics, the amnyfist high school ring since he still wears that, the PS3 since that has defined his whole life since he bought it, the Windstar Van, his first sports bra, and that bra and panties of Blarb's that he wore in the infamous photo since that was probably his first step to becoming his own free Tomgirl Bitch.

 

[Marvin]

... the PS3 since that has defined his whole life since he bought it ...

Heh, but he's had at least two PS3s, because he destroyed one of them. Plus, he'll play on other systems and he's loving his apple products.

That's easy, the Sonichu medallion, forever an icon of OPL

This.

 

[Hyperion]

A TRUE and HONEST Original CWC Creation - a pair of my own DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS pried lovingly from Chris's very own feces caked posterior.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if the police writeups of any of his Classic-era arrests still exist moldering away in a municipal file cabinet somewhere. Those are probably relic-worthy.

 

[Very Honest Content]

After great considerations my TRUE and HONEST answer is;

The original attraction sign torn by the MANOS of ]P queen Mary Lee Walsh.

Without that driving character narrative for the himself there is no ]P or such and plus, Walsh was doing the right thing for the guy by forcing him to try and fulfill his quest by respectable means if he was going to do it at all without resorting to back page hiring.

 

[snowkitten91]

The classic clown striped shirt and the baby blanket, both pictured right here:

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Something that could explain where did all of this madness originated, the equivalent of the Dead Sea Scrolls for Christory: The Autism Papers.

 

[The Dude]

The classic clown striped shirt and the baby blanket, both pictured right here:

Dat baby blanket is probably a severe biohazard, what with all the filfth, grime, comeuppance stains, and fecal matter on it.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

On a purely aesthetic level, the Heart Torch of Fail. It looks nice.

However, I would have to say all the comics and concept art of Sonichu. The amnyfest ring is also pretty nice to keep.

 

[Male]

To me it's the High School Ring, mostly because he's still fucking wearing it
I wouldn't be suprised if he wanted to be buried with the damn thing

 

[Glaiveadder]

The medallion seems like the obvious choice. But if I could choose one relic to have just for the sake of authenticity I would pick Issue 0 of the Sonichu comic.
A true and honest fan might pay a lot for that on eBay.

 

[MysticMisty]

The Sonichu medallion of fail is the greatest and most well known (since it was such a huge part of his identity, even if he doesn't wear it anymore), however, not too far behind is the backpack(s) and fanny pack(s) that went everywhere, and the current variation, his purse. He's like a baby in the fact that everywhere he goes he needs a bunch of shit to go with him in order to be basically happy. Look at the McDonald's field agent picture and all the shit he had around him for what was no more than an hour alone.

 

[CatParty]

the hooker.

 

[Slander]

The medallion seems like the obvious choice. But if I could choose one relic to have just for the sake of authenticity I would pick Issue 0 of the Sonichu comic.
A true and honest fan might pay a lot for that on eBay.

I wonder if someone still has the TRUE and ORIGINAL first free issue Chris distributed in late 2005

I actually met Chris-chan at an anime convention before ED found out about him and started trolling him en masse. A friend and I were hosting a Sonic the Hedgehog panel and trying to prove that not all Sonic fans are as batshit insane as they're made out to be. That noble goal was shot to hell when the one-and-only Christian Weston Chandler arrived in all his clown-shirted, Sonichu-medallion-wearing glory and started handing out free copies of his first issue. He asked us a completely unintelligible question (thinking mistakenly that we actually had some influence on the series as a whole), and afterwards he babbled at us personally while we smiled and nodded trying to look interested. We obviously knew he was mentally ill, but we had no idea that we were meeting a future Internet legend.

Now, I still persist in my goal to prove that some Sonic fans are decent, intelligent people. (...) But Lord, Chris-chan comes very close to ruining it all for even me, and that should tell you something.

 

[Kindness Coin]

Surely it's Sonichu's News Dash!

He actually handed this out to people on college campus. I mean just stop and think about that for a moment. Wtf.

Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT XXXXX! In response, Iplan to incite the masses, and hope they DEMAND the return the News Dash so my chances on getting a girlfriend can be restored.

I just. I can't.

 

[Zim]

The greatest relic of all. I can't decide!

Is the greatest relic Chris himself since there would be no trolling against him without him?
Is the greatest relic the trolls since without them there would be no public knowledge of Christory?
Perhaps the greatest relic is us. Even when he's stopped producing content we are still there to discuss his life and archive it for anyone brave enough to read it. Plus we'll be around long after all his material things are gone.