The Greatest Relic of Fail -

[DevilDog]

What is the greatest Relic of Fail?
The now-destroyed attraction sign?
The now-destroyed medallion?
The amnyfest ring?
The first ever drawing of Sonichu?(this one isn't really a relic considering that the first drawing of Sonichu was probably on the back of a church bulletin from the 90s and is now most likely in the sedimentary stage of hoard composition)
His wisdom teeth?
Maybe that belt buckle?
The now-KIA Kimmi?

I'm going with the first drawing of Sonichu. While not as prominent as the medallion or sign, the drawing represents a critical juncture for OPL, where he began what would become a instant comic hit garnering millions of fans worldwide...BEFORE Chris came to the internet.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I've always been partial to this personally.

If it could speak, it would surely say.... KILL ME!!!!

 

[Seahorses]

I love that little guy. It's very expressive.

 

[DevilDog]

I've always been partial to this personally.

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/1/1a/445-SonicTotem.JPG/450px-445-SonicTotem.JPG

If it could speak, it would surely say.... KILL ME!!!!

Oh hell, that thing... never even thought of it

 

[The Joker]

The medallion. Classic Chris treasured it ever so dearly.

and the Black Sonichu version for evil Chris.

 

[MysticMisty]

The first ever drawing of Sonichu?(this one isn't really a relic considering that the first drawing of Sonichu was probably on the back of a church bulletin from the 90s and is now most likely in the sedimentary stage of hoard composition)

Naw the first drawing of Sonichu was for a school art project, a CD cover. Chris wanted to use Pikachu and Sonic, but the teacher told him no copyrighted characters. And thus, SONICHU was born!

I think the Wall of Originals is a good contender. All those awful, game breaking fake cards (since Chris is so bad he can't win with the genuine cards).

 

[Seahorses]

Ok. But if I did have to pick, it would be his Gitar. He took the rockstar fantasy a little too seriously because of that thing.

Spoiler

 

[homerbeoulve]

I say the Sonichu Medallion. It's the "holiest" of the "holy" grails.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The fact that he put pictures of himself on his gitar hero controller ... that makes him look even more retarded.

My favorite relic of fail has to be the huge backpack he would lug to Walmart, and Target when he loitered with his vidya games, attraction sign, and pixelblocks. It also has its own mention in the autism papers.

 

[spaps]

I thought the autism papers and proof of the Honor Roll were the Holy Fails.

 

[pickleniggo]

Poor, poor Kimmi. Without Kimmi, we wouldn't have

 

[sweetbolt6969]

and the Black Sonichu version for evil Chris.

Okay - so where did Chris upload that picture to? And any explanation for it?

 

[Kosher Dill]

How about...
The tape of his childhood screams recorded by the nefarious homos of Nathaniel Greene Elementary?
The dashcam footage of his Game Place arrest, currently squirreled away in the "Indiana Jones" warehouse next to the Ark?
His early childhood diaries scattered throughout any vidya that had a "notebook" feature?

 

[acrylicpaint]

His early childhood diaries scattered throughout any vidya that had a "notebook" feature?

You raise a legitimately interesting point with that one. Chris shows off a page of his Animal Crossing journal for a couple seconds in the Animal Crossing documentary and it's packed with shit. That would be a fascinating read, and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been leaked.

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

His baby blanket. It's certainly the oldest.

Someone else pointed this out in another thread, but he I think he still uses it regularly. Compare:

 

[homerbeoulve]

His baby blanket. It's certainly the oldest.

Someone else pointed this out in another thread, but he I think he still uses it regularly. Compare:

That pose and that stare. My god..... I felt like I lost my soul for a second.

 

[Bob's Fries]

His baby blanket. It's certainly the oldest.

Someone else pointed this out in another thread, but he I think he still uses it regularly. Compare:

That pose and that stare. My god..... I felt like I lost my soul for a second.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's some sort of cartoo-- Oh wait, he was like that. Sort of. Still, damn. Anyone see this from other autistics or is he just the only one? I'm just curious.

 

[Kosher Dill]

His baby blanket. It's certainly the oldest.

Someone else pointed this out in another thread, but he I think he still uses it regularly. Compare:

My God, IS that the same blanket? I can't even imagine how filthy it is by now.

Another potential relic: I wonder if the FBI has a file on Chris. Someone needs to get him to file an FOIA request for his own file.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Dunno if the FBI has a file on him, but you know the file for the Charlottesville police department has to be the entire file cabinet drawer, a-la Bart Simpson's school records.

 

[MysticMisty]

His baby blanket. It's certainly the oldest.

Someone else pointed this out in another thread, but he I think he still uses it regularly. Compare:

I don't think they're the same one.The second one looks to be some sort of balloon pattern. It's still from his very early childhood.