The HANGOVER VLOGS: Jace is crashing into slumber -

[DeagleDad420]

EDIT: It seems like he's releasing a lot of these and they're basically all the same flavor so I'm going to put them all in one thread. Here's the first one:

It looks like we know what he's been doing since the last livestream: binge drinking, complaining and laying in bed. Video features coughing fits, incoherent rambling, "I WILL BE THE DREAM", and projectile coughing mucus all over his own flabby spray-tanned gut.

Protip: Skip to 4:20 in the video for the most disgusting combination of events possible.

The last thing a bag of GAMERFOOD™ ever sees.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Dear allah man

 

[R.A.E.L.]

Ew. Keep crying, Jace.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

He says "I WILL BE A MARINE"

He's not even trying to hide it anymore

 

[Globe]

Oh, god that going to college thing is fucking priceless. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS AND YOUR FUTURE FOR AN UNEMPLOYED 21 YEAR OLD DOPE-FIEND LOSER?!? What a fucking nimrod.

Still, this is more introspective than a lot of lolcows generally get.

 

[Night Terror]

the defectors of deagle nation made me crash... into slumber...

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Grow up Jace. Sheesh

 

[Globe]

Seriously, parts of this mirror CWC's crash into slumber almost too closely. God, it's poetic. Can't even do his whole "I'LL BE A MARINE" thing before puking all over himself.

 

[The Zookeeper]

Warning: He throws up on himself at the end of the video.

I think this is a new low for Jace

 

[Dormiebasne]

I almost feel bad for Jace as I watch this, but then I realize, despite all the problems his continued feeding of the trolls brings him, he continues to provide them with content. It's like he still believes there's some significant audience of fans out there who'll shower pity on him. I just can't believe this guy. I just can't.

 

[The Zookeeper]

Jace just posted another video

He's justifying his poor life choices

 

[DeagleDad420]

Jace just posted another video

He's justifying his poor life choices

He's on a roll here.

I almost feel bad for Jace as I watch this, but then I realize, despite all the problems his continued feeding of the trolls brings him, he continues to provide them with content. It's like he still believes there's some significant audience of fans out there who'll shower pity on him. I just can't believe this guy. I just can't.

The thing is, there are a significant enough group of people who DO shower him with pity. Look at the comments section of that video. For every phone call he gets from myg0t, he gets another deep-cover troll whispering in his ear: "Don't let them get to you, Jace! They're just faggot Muslims!"

He has an angel and a devil on his shoulders, and both of them want the same thing: to keep him making dumb videos forever. Unfortunately for him, he always listens to them.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Oh dear.

In this video, Jace whines about how life sucks and how he no longer wants to be a marine and thats what he thinks dude. Now with 100% less puking.

 

[Gorogoroth]

"Leave Britney alone!" Fuck, what can you say about that video? The projectile filth at the end was fantastic. Why would you upload something like that? I'm lost for words

 

[Duke Nukem]

I honestly don't even know what to say at this point anymore. I could name a ton of things that Jace could do to improve his life, but, having wised up from past experiences, I know that he will refuse to listen.

 

[Stuff and Things]

"There's nothing that i want to do besides just being in the gamer life and have fun, and i deserve those things....."

Well, there's his mayor problem, a person just can't live it's entire life just "having fun" and "gaming". Man, i can't believe he can't see something as simple as that.

 

[Foulmouth]

"There's nothing that i want to do besides just being in the gamer life and have fun, and i deserve those things....."

Fuck me ! He'll turning into a wizard with that logic.

 

[DeagleDad420]

"There's nothing that i want to do besides just being in the gamer life and have fun, and i deserve those things....."

Well, there's his mayor problem, a person just can't live it's entire life just "having fun" and "gaming". Man, i can't believe he can't see something as simple as that.

He's a teenage-minded hedonist at his finest. In his world, homework is gay, parents and cops are lame, and the only reason for him to exist is to get headshots in Nazi Zombies and smoke edgy blunts. Everything and anything else are nothing more than a roadblock to his success in life.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I once wanted to live the life he desires too, until I turned 20 and decided I needed to get away from a lot of things. 7 years later, not everything about the real world has hit me yet, but that decision to try and overcome the lazy autistic life was a good one.

What do we know about his childhood? This is interesting because that's where perceptions of life are rooted. I wonder what he was feeling on the real 9/11.

 

[Ted]

Honestly, Jaces videos have usually inspired me as to why I still study.

This one especially.