The hospital just called, your mother has been in a terrible accident... -
- Thread starter FRAG
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What the fuck is a "guild raid"?
My parents were losers that never should have had me but I'd still show up to their bedside because I'm so much better than they will ever be.
Yeah, a terrible accident with my penis. Massive internal hemorrhaging...
FRAG
kiwifarms.net
Well, you see, what you do is:
Teen speak glossary:
BAE - Term of endearment, “Before Anyone Else,” also short for babe or baby
Basic – Mainstream in a negative way
Bruh - Another way of saying bro
Curve – Reject someone romantically
Dead – When you are so overwhelmed you feel like you are dead
Down in the DM – When someone direct messages you on social media instead of messaging you by phone or talking in person, often with the intent to hook up
Fam – The friends you are closest to
Finna – Going to/about to, short for “fixing to”
Goals – What you’re trying to do or be like, the ultimate goal
GOAT – Greatest of all time
Gucci – Good, cool
High-key – People say high key when they are about to say something they want everyone to know about
Hundo P – 100 percent, confirming something
I can’t even – When you are so overwhelmed you can’t comprehend something
I’m weak – That was funny
It’s lit – It’s cool, it’s awesome
Kek – To laugh out loud
Low-key – People say low key when they are about to say something they don't want everyone to know about
On fleek, on point – Nailed it
Peep – To take a look at something
RT – Retweet, when you agree with something someone says
Salty – Bitter about something
Savage – Badass
Ship – Short for relationship, if you “ship” two people, you want them to make it as a couple
Sips tea – To mind one’s own business
Skurt – Go away or leave
Smash – To have casual sex
Straight fire – Hot/trendy
Squad – Your group of friends
Sus – Suspect, when something is shady
Swipe left – On Tinder, when you don’t like someone
Swipe right – On Tinder, when you like someone
TBH - To be honest
Thirsty – Desperate
Throw shade – Give someone a dirty look or say something nasty
Vibes – The atmosphere or feeling someone has; Sunday vibes would mean laying on the couch relaxing
v. – Very
Woke – Aware of and sensitive to current events and social justice issues
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And then stick your fist up your ass.
Teen speak glossary:
BAE - Term of endearment, “Before Anyone Else,” also short for babe or baby
Basic – Mainstream in a negative way
Bruh - Another way of saying bro
Curve – Reject someone romantically
Dead – When you are so overwhelmed you feel like you are dead
Down in the DM – When someone direct messages you on social media instead of messaging you by phone or talking in person, often with the intent to hook up
Fam – The friends you are closest to
Finna – Going to/about to, short for “fixing to”
Goals – What you’re trying to do or be like, the ultimate goal
GOAT – Greatest of all time
Gucci – Good, cool
High-key – People say high key when they are about to say something they want everyone to know about
Hundo P – 100 percent, confirming something
I can’t even – When you are so overwhelmed you can’t comprehend something
I’m weak – That was funny
It’s lit – It’s cool, it’s awesome
Kek – To laugh out loud
Low-key – People say low key when they are about to say something they don't want everyone to know about
On fleek, on point – Nailed it
Peep – To take a look at something
RT – Retweet, when you agree with something someone says
Salty – Bitter about something
Savage – Badass
Ship – Short for relationship, if you “ship” two people, you want them to make it as a couple
Sips tea – To mind one’s own business
Skurt – Go away or leave
Smash – To have casual sex
Straight fire – Hot/trendy
Squad – Your group of friends
Sus – Suspect, when something is shady
Swipe left – On Tinder, when you don’t like someone
Swipe right – On Tinder, when you like someone
TBH - To be honest
Thirsty – Desperate
Throw shade – Give someone a dirty look or say something nasty
Vibes – The atmosphere or feeling someone has; Sunday vibes would mean laying on the couch relaxing
v. – Very
Woke – Aware of and sensitive to current events and social justice issues
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And then stick your fist up your ass.
I don't play MMOs because I'm not a sped.
FRAG
kiwifarms.net
Drop everything and do whatever it takes to get there just to tell her even though we had our differences, I love her and thank her for everything she's ever done for me.
FRAG
kiwifarms.net
This is deep. Much respect.
It's obviously one of those phishing scams, so don't respond.
Shmidty Werbenmanjenson
kiwifarms.net
That ain't how that shit'll go down at all.
I'll be digging ditch in some god forsaken hellhole in order to help pay her mortgage payments for her house. Cranked up on Adderall and Cuban coffee, she'll go into the hyper-africanized hive in the backyard because she knows she can hock that honey for enough cash for Camel Crushes to last a month. She gets stung a couple hundred times and dies of anaphylactic shock. I come home two weeks later, and the dogs have consumed 30% of her body mass. I call the cops, and they haul both her body away, and I also, for a couple of warrants, and I spend two weeks in the bullpen because the local jail is at 120% capacity.
Grandparents will then immediately assume that I eliminated her to get to their inheritance early. I get written out of the will. Her house is then sold, I spend it on booze and chainsaws, and nothing changes. I'll cry a bit though, my momma's great.
I'm looking into my crystal ball as I type, this is gaurenteed to happen.
I'll be digging ditch in some god forsaken hellhole in order to help pay her mortgage payments for her house. Cranked up on Adderall and Cuban coffee, she'll go into the hyper-africanized hive in the backyard because she knows she can hock that honey for enough cash for Camel Crushes to last a month. She gets stung a couple hundred times and dies of anaphylactic shock. I come home two weeks later, and the dogs have consumed 30% of her body mass. I call the cops, and they haul both her body away, and I also, for a couple of warrants, and I spend two weeks in the bullpen because the local jail is at 120% capacity.
Grandparents will then immediately assume that I eliminated her to get to their inheritance early. I get written out of the will. Her house is then sold, I spend it on booze and chainsaws, and nothing changes. I'll cry a bit though, my momma's great.
I'm looking into my crystal ball as I type, this is gaurenteed to happen.
Visit her then ask to borrow debit card to get some snacks to fuel my DS2 NEET adventure.
WHO WAS PHONE?!
Lmao, imagine raiding for 8 hours on WoW.
To answer your question, I'd just get my s/o to raid on my char and bail midway. Checkmate.
To answer your question, I'd just get my s/o to raid on my char and bail midway. Checkmate.
The fuck's this shit, we 4chan now?
I tell them they called the wrong number, my mother can't be in the hoespital because I am my mother.
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