The inherent queerness of farming games -

[Wych Elm]

I just want to play my basic bitch farming games without some "queer" internet weirdo jizzing all over them.

 

[round robin]

And have the inevitable "de-colonizing cottagecore with rebellious Black womyn" article you already knew was out there.

This shit upsets me more than anything. The blatant racism on display to claim anything that white people happen to like is "colonized" and that just enjoying the same things as white people while being black is somehow "rebellious."

 

[Cyclonus]

Something being popular with primarily white people is not excluding black people. It's not like they erected a giant sign that said "No Darkies Allowed".

 

[TowinKarz]

Something being popular with primarily white people is not excluding black people. It's not like they erected a giant sign that said "No Darkies Allowed".

It's the constant confusing of "equality" with "equity" that bedevils the left. When they can't find the "no darkies" sign, they just conclude that "internalized racism" is to blame for a lack of black people and that the obvious and only solutions are either mandated black membership or total destruction.

It's like, there aren't any black people in my house right now.... so I must be racist, not the fact that I'm simply not hosting anything at the moment and would have no problem inviting black friends over... doesn't matter, if there isn't one black person in here at all times for every white person, it's racism, staying home is obviously structured white supremacy and I should go live on the street to make it "fair".

 

[WinchesterPremium]

And yet, these same people wish places like Iowa would just disappear......


We've moved beyond "Noble Savage" ignorance, now the well-off of the nation believe in the "Noble Redneck" while simultaneously trying to genocide the real thing....

What's more American than tearing down Iowa so Disney can build "Farmland" Park and Resort on the same spot? And you can get the "authentic" farming experience, including real tractor rides and a cow petting zoo, for an easy-to-afford $1,200 a night? Plus comped drinks and room service if you buy in advance?!

Oh, and we at customer service are reviewing the security footage right now to find that employee you said had a spot of dirt on their overalls, you're right, that was very unprofessional of them, we're sorry it ruined the experience, they'll be disciplined as soon as we identify them.

Late but you know dude ranches are a thing right?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Yeah farming penises, amirite?!

 

[Cyclonus]

Just a gentle reminder to read the title of this article and then reflect on the fact that Steven Crowder almost got kicked off of youtube for calling Carlos Maza a queer.

 

[agility_]

I don't care if faggots, trannies and smoothbrains play these games, HM friends of mineral town on GBA is a masterpiece.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

you might think you like horses in reality if you had to deal with them every day you probably would hate them like I do.

Clearly, you have no idea how to make a small fortune off of horses. Start with a large fortune:^)
I hate horses, they're either completely retarded, insanely intelligent, or spooky as fuck, and all three will inevitably end with you getting kicked by a thousand pounds of muscle or trampled by it. Had a buddy think it was a good idea to start a farm using horses instead of tractors. One day at the ranch turned him right around from that. God bless modern agriculture for making horses completely useless. Makes me wonder if Horse Girls were a thing way back when, and if that has any implication about Car Girls today.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Clearly, you have no idea how to make a small fortune off of horses. Start with a large fortune:^)
I hate horses, they're either completely retarded, insanely intelligent, or spooky as fuck, and all three will inevitably end with you getting kicked by a thousand pounds of muscle or trampled by it. Had a buddy think it was a good idea to start a farm using horses instead of tractors. One day at the ranch turned him right around from that. God bless modern agriculture for making horses completely useless. Makes me wonder if Horse Girls were a thing way back when, and if that has any implication about Car Girls today.

I worked with an ex-biker gang chick once who was constantly getting her leg broke by the same fucking horse. I can't think of a time that one of her legs wasn't in a cast because that stupid fucking horse had kicked it again. One day I finally just said "If you don't shoot that god damned horse, I WILL."

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Yadda yadda, urban middle class hipsters have no comprehension of how agriculture works other than as a theme park version. In other news, water wet.

 

[JuliusCaesar]

Idolizing a way of life beyond realism while simultaneously demonizing the people who actually live like that smells a lot like cultural appropriation, but I guess it doesn't count when hipsters do it to rednecks. It's not surprising but it is hilariously hypocritical.

 

[Dysnomia]

No, faggot. In America & Europe HARVEST MOON has been around since 1996. The series only changed its name in 2015 when Marvelous changed its distribution partner from Natsume to XSeed.

Johnny-come-lately basic bitch.

Can't even do a basic as fuck google search for the history of the series. Lol game journalism.

But really, I am sick of hearing how every damn game is somehow inherently queer. Like that troon that claimed Final Fantasy 7 was a trans story because Cloud dresses up as a woman for five minutes.

And on the flip side, there’s about as much depth to the social side as there is to the farming side - you get people to like you by giving them stuff every day. (Depending on the game) most people will say the same 1 or 2 different things to you each day per season. Everyone follows very specific routines that you have to account for.

I love the HM/Stardew games, they are fun and kinda relaxing. But they’re absolutely simplified, and if someone can only ‘be themselves’ in a world where people can do nothing but give 1 sentence canned responses? They can’t survive in the real world.

They probably think to themselves as they dilate while harvesting cabbages, "This pile of pixels just paid attention to me! This game is queer!".

You can chalk that up to the current SJW gaming culture that thinks they have to see themselves in a game in order to be able to enjoy it. And since they can't be catered to 24/7 they must interject themselves into everything. Is Tetris a queer experience yet? Is the Nintendo Switch's design allegorical to the trans journey?

Sims that are too realistic turn off casuals. They just want to farm produce and chat with villagers. And find the perfect hillbilly butt buddy apparently.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wait... are you telling me that in real life you can’t buy a packet of turnip seeds for $100, sow 9 turnips with it, water them for a week, and then sell each turnip for $50?

Damn. Reality sucks.

You also can't gamble at an elf run casino, become friends with a goddess, farm slime creatures, run a shady graveyard business, run a bar that may or may not serve human flesh, do large scale farming without heavy machinery, have zombies do the work for you, and stuff baby dinosaurs into the same coop as chickens.

Yeah farming penises, amirite?!

If there isn't a Rimworld mod that adds this in, I'll be disappointed.

 

[Screw Danlon]

run a shady graveyard business, run a bar that may or may not serve human flesh,

Which game were these in? I thought I’d played all the HM’s & RF’s.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Which game were these in? I thought I’d played all the HM’s & RF’s.

Graveyard Keeper.

 

[SnowBall]

I hate when people flat out refuse to play any Story of Seasons/Harvest Moon game prior to the Mineral Town remake because they can’t be gay in it. Rune Factory 5 looks awesome yet the only thing people care about is whether or not there will be gay marriage.

Besides the gay marriages in all the farming sim games that have it are playersexual anyways. I remember the creator of RF said he wanted to add same sex marriage where only specific characters are gay and the sjw crowd crucified him for it, claiming it was biphobic. If anything that is better gay representation than making all the marriage candidates ambiguously bi.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

farming and life sim games are for faggots, yes

 

[Tour of Italy]

I will concede that I have had a garden for the past three years and it’s easily the gayest thing I’ve ever done.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Farming is queer? But I thought when Noelle Stevenson referenced farming it was LITERALLY MAKING FUN OF slavery which LITERALLY resulted in LITERALLY HUNDREDS of blacks getting LITERALLY lynched by LITERALLY ropes LITERALLY!

LITERALLY!

LITERAL VIOLENCE AGAINST LITERAL BLACK BODIES OF A LITERAL NATURE LITERALLY!