This shit upsets me more than anything. The blatant racism on display to claim anything that white people happen to like is "colonized" and that just enjoying the same things as white people while being black is somehow "rebellious."
Something being popular with primarily white people is not excluding black people. It's not like they erected a giant sign that said "No Darkies Allowed".
And yet, these same people wish places like Iowa would just disappear......
We've moved beyond "Noble Savage" ignorance, now the well-off of the nation believe in the "Noble Redneck" while simultaneously trying to genocide the real thing....
What's more American than tearing down Iowa so Disney can build "Farmland" Park and Resort on the same spot? And you can get the "authentic" farming experience, including real tractor rides and a cow petting zoo, for an easy-to-afford $1,200 a night? Plus comped drinks and room service if you buy in advance?!
Oh, and we at customer service are reviewing the security footage right now to find that employee you said had a spot of dirt on their overalls, you're right, that was very unprofessional of them, we're sorry it ruined the experience, they'll be disciplined as soon as we identify them.
Clearly, you have no idea how to make a small fortune off of horses. Start with a large fortune:^)you might think you like horses in reality if you had to deal with them every day you probably would hate them like I do.
I worked with an ex-biker gang chick once who was constantly getting her leg broke by the same fucking horse. I can't think of a time that one of her legs wasn't in a cast because that stupid fucking horse had kicked it again. One day I finally just said "If you don't shoot that god damned horse, I WILL."Clearly, you have no idea how to make a small fortune off of horses. Start with a large fortune:^)
I hate horses, they're either completely retarded, insanely intelligent, or spooky as fuck, and all three will inevitably end with you getting kicked by a thousand pounds of muscle or trampled by it. Had a buddy think it was a good idea to start a farm using horses instead of tractors. One day at the ranch turned him right around from that. God bless modern agriculture for making horses completely useless. Makes me wonder if Horse Girls were a thing way back when, and if that has any implication about Car Girls today.
No, faggot. In America & Europe HARVEST MOON has been around since 1996. The series only changed its name in 2015 when Marvelous changed its distribution partner from Natsume to XSeed.
Johnny-come-lately basic bitch.
And on the flip side, there’s about as much depth to the social side as there is to the farming side - you get people to like you by giving them stuff every day. (Depending on the game) most people will say the same 1 or 2 different things to you each day per season. Everyone follows very specific routines that you have to account for.
I love the HM/Stardew games, they are fun and kinda relaxing. But they’re absolutely simplified, and if someone can only ‘be themselves’ in a world where people can do nothing but give 1 sentence canned responses? They can’t survive in the real world.
You also can't gamble at an elf run casino, become friends with a goddess, farm slime creatures, run a shady graveyard business, run a bar that may or may not serve human flesh, do large scale farming without heavy machinery, have zombies do the work for you, and stuff baby dinosaurs into the same coop as chickens.Wait... are you telling me that in real life you can’t buy a packet of turnip seeds for $100, sow 9 turnips with it, water them for a week, and then sell each turnip for $50?
Damn. Reality sucks.
If there isn't a Rimworld mod that adds this in, I'll be disappointed.Yeah farming penises, amirite?!