The Internet Ruined My Life: Syfy Original Series About Lolcows -

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

To be fair I don't know if everyone in this show is a lolcow, but since the list contains Suey Park and Brianna Wu I'd say it's a safe bet.
Here's an extended sneak peek at the Park episode (they even bring in a special guest lolcow):

Spoiler: The Horror!

http://www.clipconverter.cc/download/vKNgik-c/224261575/
I don't know how long this link will last, but I'm downloading the video just in case it mysteriously disappears.

TL;DW - Ten minutes of hilariously overblown drama regarding #CancelColbert. It's current Likes to Dislikes is 144/4851, and it's already being ripped to shreds in the comments and by YouTubers.

Spoiler: Vee's take on things

Over in the Wu thread @The Nameless One made a prediction as to how Wu's episode will start.

Brianna Wu (played by a tall, thin, beautiful, leggy supermodel with a red streak in her hair) is walking from her car to the soaring skyscraper in which GiantSpacekat Studios is located. The camera pans up to the rooftops of the nearby buildings, and from atop a neighboring building constructed in the Neoclassical style, perched on the terminus of an elongated gargoyle like a waiting bird of prey is a gaunt man, his ever-thinning hairline that is receding covered by the hood of his cloak that blows ominously in the breeze, his cold, hate-filled eyes obscured by $3 sunglasses. The camera zooms in on the quick motion of his right hand, which unsheathes a US military combat knife that glistens in the morning light, and as the glare of the sunlight recedes, it reveals, emblazoned across the length of the blade, a single, terrifying word: GAMERGATE.

Edit: The series air March 9 at 10/9 CST.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Everyone appearing in the series should get their own threads.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Remember when Sy-Fy had episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on it?

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Remember when Sy-Fy had episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on it?

Remember when Sy-Fy was actually good?

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Remember when Sy-Fy was actually good?

I don't know if I'd ever call it "actually good", but I loved it when they had the old sci-fi/horror movie marathons on the weekends. Now it's SyFy Original crap.

 

[Quijibo69]

Is the reason why it's on the SyFy channel is because most of the stories are made up and the people telling them are like aliens?

 

[XYZpdq]

Maybe this can lead to an Asylum original film telling about the zany antics of of the Glock Confederacy and their schizo tismic leader Fran "Fred Comrex" Rubenauski.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Apparently Wu's all excited:

Spoiler

http://archive.md/BtwOx

(Thanks for catching these goes to @Luminous Being)
I must admit I'm curious as to who will play The Commander, may he rest in peace.

 

[Strelok]

Remember when Sy-Fy was actually good?

It never was, it was "good" when it was the channel they showed public domain shit from the 50s-80s on because they barely had the broadcasting budget to run the fucking transmitter.

 

[Ravana]

Can't wait for nobody to watch it like all SyFy's original programming

 

[Red_Rager]

Remember when Sy-Fy was actually good?

Syfy is a very appropriate name for the direction they took the channel. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Syfy

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

You'd think that people would learn not to post stupid shit online but then again, that's why this whole forum exists.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I didn't even think about this until I read the comments, but I am 1000% sure that entire bullshit "sniper" story came from her recieving the Navy Seal copypasta

 

[Ravana]

I hope they elaborate that the Navy Seal copypasta is in fact a meme and was in no way a threat

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wu is literally the only one of these people I recognize. Which is sad, honestly.

 

[AnOminous]

Wu is literally the only one of these people I recognize. Which is sad, honestly.

Suey Park was some loon who wanted to cancel Stephen Colbert for. . .some reason.

Oh, look, dumb bitch has an ED.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Clickbait: The TV Show

 

[AnOminous]

AnOminous's Handy Guide to How Not to Ruin Your Life on the Internet

1) Don't be a fucking idiot.
2) If you are a fucking idiot, get the fuck off the Internet.

Fin.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I wanna see an episode on Chris or Phil.

*rates self optimistic*

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I wanna see an episode on Chris or Phil.

*rates self optimistic*

Phil would look good since he is a feminist who was chased away from home by online trolls to become homeless and he still fights back against them despite how much they have hurt him