Phil lies about everything. Everything. He wants to always be able to gotcha everyone and frame things the way his tism likes.I have to admit the instant, awkward, unconvincing ‘fridge noise’ excuse gives this theory more plausibility than it otherwise deserves
Literally a few pages back I suggested his big announcement might be kat's pregnancy.Yeah if it was a baby, it probably was one of Khet's coworker's or something like that.
Phil would've been m.lking a pregnancy/baby and there were also no indication on the bankruptcy papers for it.
Might also be adopting.DSP last night did say he had "something special to announce" last night.
Could he be introducing the baby to the stream?
Most babies will never be given a reason to screech at that intensity. Sorry if tmi but I've got more than 2, less than a handful myself that I was a primary caregiver for from the day they were born and until now (years later). One of my kids the only time he cried in any way that could be perceived like you would assume a baby's cry was if you indicated you weren't going to let him finish eating and he was still hungry. He would happily play in bed, he would react to diaper situations but his cry just was reserved for what he cared about most.A baby's cry can be over 120 dB. That's the volume strength of a siren. There's no chance DSP (who is not exactly Father of the Year material) is consistently seeing to his supposed child's needs to the extent that no one has ever heard it make a sound until now. Not unless it was being housed somewhere else and it was just brought to the compound yesterday.
He wasn't the norm but it's an indication of the variety of experiences you can expect. Also we used a monitor with all of ours, and so they never had reason to cry that loud and kind of learned that. Once the wife put one of our others in a bath that was just a tad too hot and it screeched exactly like you described, and thats the only time I've heard that cry.
Could be her kid from prior that she lost custody of. Could be a family's child, could be adopted.Like interrupt your schedule all day and night, all while costing you a ton of money. He would be absolutely exhausted on stream some days--way more than usual.
I just can't see him not using a baby to get tons of tard money. His bankruptcy filing also makes clear that Kat has been working as recently as January of this year. Why would she keep a part-time night shift job with a kid? Phil works during that time, it's hilariously optimistic to think that a baby would sleep exactly as needed.
Again, some of this is willful hope that it's not true because of how shitty Phil is.
Realistically? Was Kat doing something and he was embarrassed so he lied to cover up what most people wouldn't notice.