The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Today he flat our denied having a 'human child'.

Dark doesn't really do point blank lies like that, typically its weasel words or semantics

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Today he flat our denied having a 'human child'.

Dark doesn't really do point blank lies like that, typically its weasel words or semantics

He doesn't need another child, dood,
He already has his son Jasper.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

He doesn't need another child, dood,
He already has his son Jasper.

Correction: His wife's son

 

[Iron Hamster]

Today he flat our denied having a 'human child'.

Dark doesn't really do point blank lies like that, typically its weasel words or semantics

The lie would be not being a human child.

 

[Homersexual]

Today he flat our denied having a 'human child'.

Dark doesn't really do point blank lies like that, typically its weasel words or semantics

We all know that Philbert likes to play the semantics game. That leaves two possibilities.

• He has a child but it is not human. Pigroach breeding with a horse would produce something not human.
• There is a human child but it isn't his. Kat had a kid with Jim. Philbert already enjoys being findom'd by sweaty pixel men, maybe he enjoys being cuckolded by real sweaty men.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Believable, tbh. He'd shill that baby so hard.

HE HAS TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY, DOOD

 

[tzgnilki]

We all know that Philbert likes to play the semantics game. That leaves two possibilities.

• He has a child but it is not human. Pigroach breeding with a horse would produce something not human.
• There is a human child but it isn't his. Kat had a kid with Jim. Philbert already enjoys being findom'd by sweaty pixel men, maybe he enjoys being cuckolded by real sweaty men.

a black child running around his house

what an image

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If Katherine had a kid, we would also know immediately.

I wish this meme would die. It's another thing he's going to use in the future. "The STUPID detractors thought I had a child! duhuh What a bunchamorons! Me and Khet would LOVE to have a child, but we can't afford it! I'm a responsible adult doing the right thing! We are a happy family with my son, Jasper! Fucking IDIOTS! duhuhuh"

 

[Ching_Chong]

Them having a baby would be foal.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Them having a baby would be foal.

It would be an unholy half-horse, half-potato abomination!

 

[tzgnilki]

It would behalf-horse, half-potato abomination!

half horse, half potato, half italian

 

[combee]

half horse, half potato, half italian

Don’t forget polish and the Native American deep lore

 

[tzgnilki]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say dave's recent "ear infection" is his hidden child's ear infection

 

[Muppetmode]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say dave's recent "ear infection" is his hidden child's ear infection

Can refrigerators get ear infections?

 

[Seora]

Would anyone look at Phil and want him to be a father (I'm sure Khet agrees)?

His main motivation is money hell, he still harps on about shit from years ago like that hulk 1st edition figurine he wanted but didn’t get at age 14. He gives shit parenting advice and if he did have a kid I’m willing to bet it would be a carbon copy of DSP except with demon child genes from Khet.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Would anyone look at Phil and want him to be a father (I'm sure Khet agrees)?

His main motivation is money hell, he still harps on about shit from years ago like that hulk 1st edition figurine he wanted but didn’t get at age 14. He gives shit parenting advice and if he did have a kid I’m willing to bet it would be a carbon copy of DSP except with demon child genes from Khet.

Phil could only pork Khet if she taped a glistening photo of Hulkster's oiled up mantits to her back.

 

[Seora]

Phil could only pork Khet if she taped a glistening photo of Hulkster's oiled up mantits to her back.

After you’ve jacked off to your stream, lost your trophy jailbait mommy gf and married chucky’s bride I’m willing to bet he’s not that picky.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

After you’ve jacked off to your stream, lost your trophy jailbait mommy gf and married chucky’s bride I’m willing to bet he’s not that picky.

After you’ve jacked off to your stream, lost your trophy jailbait mommy gf and married chucky’s bride I’m willing to bet he’s not that picky.

He only likes buttholes if they're attached to men. Pussy, yuck!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It all makes sense now. Phil can't have kids because he doesn't have time to spend supervising their scheduled playtime.

 

[OverlySensitive]

It's covids fault. Hell you can watch any news station and see how the women have ballooned the fuck up since it happened. I think its funny people say she might be pregnant but not likely unless she did get nocked up by her supplier but I think she is to lazy for that now.

These are basically non mobile people in their 30's who sit around all day in their jammies microwaving pizza pockets while drinking gin and pill popping. Im pretty sure neither of them have any sort of voluntary sex drive for any other person and probably haven't for some years and that's not to say I don't think Kat hasn't traded sex but for her that's money so its not like she desires to do it for the love of intercourse its just something to get around not having drugs or a job that pays well