The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

[Iron Hamster]

Sometimes I think Phil married Kat to spite Leanna. Or maybe somehow make her jealous? In his mind, who wouldn’t want to marry him, the Italian stallion, 4th place at evo??!

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[TheGoutburglar]

He also enjoy insulting others for no reason and having power over anyone or anything.

For the latter, there is the caveat of "from a position of safety", because he's a coward. But yes, the instant you give him an upper hand, he will use it to be an asshole. Or at the very least, make an ass of himself with his ignorance and stupidity. Otherwise he's mute and impotent.

 

[DukeMorty]

I know some people talked about this but i think they had the kid. The reason i say this is because lately we hear kid noises, and phil has to say its his neighbors kid playing outside. Of all his years living there i never heard him say "its the neighbors kid" until this year. Now maybe the neighbors just got a kid but idk phil has mentioned going to appointments every tuesday on his day off, now what fuckin appointments does he go to? Now if he had a kid you go to daycare interviews, doctors, dentist, play dates, basically with a kid you are busy. I could be wrong and its phil just saying appointments because he wants to sound like an adult, rather than saying "i got to go to the mall, eat $15 ramen, go play SF2 in the arcade because there is no lag, then come home and drink gin and bitch about video games sucking".

Plus we havent seen Kat in a while probably means she got fat, like baby fat. Now there was a guy on here who said a buddy of his worked with kat or saw her at the store. Now this guy should take a pic of her and show us if she is fat or prego or just the same. Obviously dont be intrusive or creepy, just in and out with a pic nothing more, dont even talk to her.

This could be all dumb and maybe kat aint prego but got fat from eating those potatoes. Plus with lockdowns kat was stuck at home, so she could not go to the Jim and get the full body work out she gets rammed with.

 

[actually]

I know some people talked about this but i think they had the kid. The reason i say this is because lately we hear kid noises, and phil has to say its his neighbors kid playing outside. Of all his years living there i never heard him say "its the neighbors kid" until this year. Now maybe the neighbors just got a kid but idk phil has mentioned going to appointments every tuesday on his day off, now what fuckin appointments does he go to? Now if he had a kid you go to daycare interviews, doctors, dentist, play dates, basically with a kid you are busy. I could be wrong and its phil just saying appointments because he wants to sound like an adult, rather than saying "i got to go to the mall, eat $15 ramen, go play SF2 in the arcade because there is no lag, then come home and drink gin and bitch about video games sucking".

Plus we havent seen Kat in a while probably means she got fat, like baby fat. Now there was a guy on here who said a buddy of his worked with kat or saw her at the store. Now this guy should take a pic of her and show us if she is fat or prego or just the same. Obviously dont be intrusive or creepy, just in and out with a pic nothing more, dont even talk to her.

This could be all dumb and maybe kat aint prego but got fat from eating those potatoes. Plus with lockdowns kat was stuck at home, so she could not go to the Jim and get the full body work out she gets rammed with.

I'm gonna assume you don't have kids. Even when you're a competent adult, they Fuck. Your. Shit. Up. This is Phil.

Newborns wake up to eat every couple of hours, meaning they start crying. Everything about babies is fucking expensive. Phil "My Eardrum burst" Burnell would be raising pity money left and right with a baby. He would also be noticeably more tired (even for him) and would almost certainly have to miss more time from stream.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I'm gonna assume you don't have kids. Even when you're a competent adult, they Fuck. Your. Shit. Up. This is Phil.

Newborns wake up to eat every couple of hours, meaning they start crying. Everything about babies is fucking expensive. Phil "My Eardrum burst" Burnell would be raising pity money left and right with a baby. He would also be noticeably more tired (even for him) and would almost certainly have to miss more time from stream.

Yeah, this was gone through earlier this year when people were debating the mysterious noise. Hiding Jasper was easy, because he's a cat and they just don't compare to human babies when it comes to neediness.

Though I disagree with Phil agreeing to have a kid for monetization purposes, for much the same reason that Jasper was an easy one to decide on. Phil gets to be selfish with a cat, he wouldn't get away with it were Jasper to be a human being. And he knows it.

Also, thanks to Leanna speaking up, we know that Phil doesn't find sex to be worth the effort, so no way a pregnancy is happening on accident either.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Also, thanks to Leanna speaking up, we know that Phil doesn't find sex to be worth the effort, so no way a pregnancy is happening on accident either.

This is THE reason why I will never buy the "Khet is pregnant and they had a kid" speculation. Besides, some turbosperg here would've found the birth documents of Phil Jr. 2 minutes after he was born.
The man has the sex drive of an embalmed corpse and his low energy lifestyle killed his T levels to such a degree that coupled with his advanced age I can't believe he can even get his little piggy up let alone produce enough swimmers to impregnate a woman.

 

[OverlySensitive]

I just don't think Phil has a working sex drive enough to make a kid even if he wasn't deep in the closet and I doubt greatly they would pay for artificial insemination. From the tales I have heard seems like Phil had problems capitulating to pandas needs so I doubt greatly that got better with him in time. Doubt he would get a prescription for Viagra if he wont get a yearly physical.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

I wonder if Leanna has ever seen Phil’s infamous masturbation clip. I wonder how hard she cackled.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I wonder if Leanna has ever seen Phil’s infamous masturbation clip. I wonder how hard she cackled.

Probably wondered how much he was doing that while they were together instead of taking care of her. Admittedly I'm rather curious as well because with Phil having bought his first condo to impress a girl, that denotes at one point in time he did have an interest in sex, so WTF happened between then and Leanna coming into his life? That's why I think he had a libido even then, just was too lazy and out of shape to satisfy that by banging his GF.

Though today I'm in agreeance that his drive is near zero.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Probably wondered how much he was doing that while they were together instead of taking care of her. Admittedly I'm rather curious as well because with Phil having bought his first condo to impress a girl, that denotes at one point in time he did have an interest in sex, so WTF happened between then and Leanna coming into his life? That's why I think he had a libido even then, just was too lazy and out of shape to satisfy that by banging his GF.

It was probably just age and his poor lifestyle that did his sex drive in. It was just naturally occurring in him in his 20's. As he entered his thirties his testosterone starting dropping and his poor lifestyle only made things worse. I don't think he has never had an interest in sex, he just doesn't have one now because he doesn't have the energy for it. That and his dick likely doesn't work.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

With Phil, there is a difference between having a libido and being interested in sex. Today he probably has neither, but back when Leanna was around, it was probably just the latter that he lacked. Remember, this is the guy who, among many other things, now bathes only twice a week and uses only paper plates out of pure laziness. He has also never been in good shape. He probably lost his virginity to Leanna and decided not to bother anymore because "it was too much work", as he often says about plenty of other activities that are hardly legit strenuous.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sometimes I think Phil married Kat to spite Leanna. Or maybe somehow make her jealous? In his mind, who wouldn’t want to marry him, the Italian stallion, 4th place at evo??!

I think this all the time. Looking at all the evidence, I am convinced Phil rushed things with Kat in hope of making Panda jealous enough to come back or to simply spite her.

Phil says Panda and him were broken up by the time of the hospital incident. Yet he let her live there, drive his BMW, and he paid her phone bill. The only reason I can think of Phil doing this was he was hoping Panda would take him back. He needed someone to do the laundry and cook dinner.

The next phase was petty tweets when Panda moved out. "I'm so happy we broke up. I have so much more free time to play games! I had to stay up all night because Panda didn't want to sleep in the same bed with me. Now that she's gone I will get plenty of sleep and not be so tired! I can cook my own food and not eat that gross stuff Panda cooked. I'm so happy she is gone!"

Then when that didn't work, he went into pity mode. "I'm so lonely. I have to wear a long sleeved shirt because I can't afford heat. I have to eat a TV dinner for Thanksgiving because Panda left me. Poor me, forever alone."

That didn't get her back so he brings in some new chick he met online. Where does he take Kat first thing when she arrives? According to Phil's Instagram, he took Kat to the mall where Leanna works and specifically to the store right next to hers. Claire's, a jewelry store for young girls. Why would Phil take his 27 year old girlfriend to a store aimed at 13 year old girls? So Panda would see.

Where did Phil propose to Kat? At the mall where Leanna works. Kat said things no one ever said to him. Kat cooks amazing food like he's never had. Kat made him a cake, nobody ever made him a cake before. Kat is so much better than Leanna!

Phil was with Panda for five years. They couldn't get married because Phil had too much debt. He moves Kat in and gets married a year later. I guess he didn't care if Kat got stuck with Phil's debt. Panda wanted a pet. Phil said they couldn't possibly get a pet. Kat moves in and he gets her a cat.

Back on topic, I'm surprised Phil hasn't tried to get Kat pregnant to stick it to Panda. Now creating another human being simply to spite your ex is a horrible idea, but Phil is full of horrible ideas. There must be something wrong with their sex life because I think Phil would have a kid to get back at Panda. Phil has said again and again that he doesn't want kids, but look at all the other things he said he couldn't or wouldn't do and then he turned around and did them.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil is definitely the type to go back on what he has said before as long as he a shitty reason to do so, I knew that already, but with all the stuff you just brought to my attention that I did NOT know about before, all I can say is that I hope Khet never lets him impregnate her, because holy shit would that be the new worst thing he has ever done, and I now believe it. He WOULD do that.

God damn what a world we live in with such crazy fucking people in it...

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

There is no way they're having/have had a child simply because it would be the perfect begging opportunity.

"well khantributions have been pretty low tonight. Our baby needs some new clothes, but with all these chargebacks I've been getting lately I don't think I'll be able to afford it"

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Imagine unironically thinking about making love to the pigroach and brining Children to the world. I think that's the absolute last thing that Kat wants to do and she clearly isn't invested in being apart of his life in any significant way and rather keeps to herself, nor is Phil capable of pulling his weight in a relationship and actually capable of acting like a proper adult around his own wife and managing adult responsibilities, I'm not even sure if anyone wears the pants in that household.

I really wonder how long this so called marriage will go on for.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I really wonder how long this so called marriage will go on for.

I have no doubt that it will end when Phil dies of heart failure or some shit, as she's not ever going to have any incentive to divorce him. Whatever irritation he causes, it's probably better than whatever kind of life she would be living otherwise.

The real question is whether Khet is prepared for such an event.

 

[Full Race Replay]

yeah nah if he had a kid there's no way he/she wouldn't have barged in to his room during a night-stream at least, when the kid would be home from daycare/school...(edit) also he has addressed it a few times and he doesn't have his obvious tell like when you mention his new WWE champions name or something

 

[Gloomy guest]

I could see the Pig pregging Kat if he still lived close to his folks so he could rope them into doing most of the heavy lifting but he has no support network nearby and is too self-centred to raise a kid. He's too lazy to clean out Jasper's litter tray so any poor kid of his would be sitting around in his or her own filth while Phil was "working". I doubt Kat is the maternal type either, maybe due to experiences with her own family. The fact that Phil calls his live in maid and her cat his "family" suggests they're enough of a surrogate for him to flex (for now at least).

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

And the prophecy said "the childeth borne out of the uric acid shall erupt from the crystal tower and be a fighter of the street and defeateth all who oppose them"

 

[Coin Ops]

If Kat got pregnant Phil would sit her down and say, "Now, an abortion is not mandatory, but it would be greatly appreciated, okay?"