The John Wick Franchise - a story of a man and his dog

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Scarlett Johansson

Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall
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Thoughts on this series? what does the writer have against beagles

keanu reeves finally won everyone over lol

I want an Atomic Blonde crossover even though logically it wouldn't make sense.
 

Murmur

Uncouth Twat
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I liked the first two, thought the 3rd one overstayed its welcome a bit. Yes I get it, John Wick flips people around and shoots people in the head. Then we have Halle Berry doing the exact same shit but sometimes she uses a dog. I also thought him giving up his wedding ring didn't make any sense. I was disappointed they left it open for a sequel again but hey, it wasn't terrible so I'll watch the next one when it comes out, but I really don't have high hopes for it.
 

Idiotron

The last sane person on Earth
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Another movie that clearly was a stand alone thing but it made money so now, we get a bunch of sequels that get progressively dumber and more expensive.
The 1st one is silly but still kind of grounded in reality and you can suspend your disbelief enough to have fun with it.
2nd one is when they introduce shit to expand on the lore a bit and it gets really stupid.
3rd one is very fucking dumb and cartoony, everyone talks like someone read Shakespeare the day before writing the script but they didn't copy any of the depth, just the way they speak, it's also full of really weird stuff which might or might not be somebody's fetishes (like the Gypsy woman burning the cross on Keanu's back, fuck was that shit?).
Based on the trajectory, the 4th and 5th one (both being made at the same time as a single long movie split into 2 parts) will be insane and retarded.

Want to test this franchise?
Get someone who has never watched these movies to watch the 1st one and then the 3rd one right after that.
Take a shot every time they say "What the fuck?" or "Why?" while watching the 3rd one.
You'll die of alcohol poisoning but it might be a fun ride.
 

White Devil

If He Dies, He Dies
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The first one was really good and fun but this never should have become a franchise because it turned out fucking stupid. I don't give a shit about hipster assassin society.
 

linchan

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Amazing how one of the popular modern action franchises is primarily staring a bunch of baby boomers
 

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