The Julays Fifth Annual Lolcow Awards 2019 - The results are in! Jonathan Yaniv is Lolcow of the Year! - The results are in!

Hamplanet Fitness

It looks like a birb and I want to pet it
True & Honest Fan
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!!! LOLCOW OF THE YEAR voting has concluded !!!

2019 brought us several excellent new cows and reignited interest in some of our aging grazers.

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(First Year / Second Year / Third Year / Fourth Year)

For the uninitiated, the Julays are basically an award ceremony for Lolcows. I'm putting up the thread this year because it's like a week into 2020 and the person who did it before doesn't seem active anymore. I'm an active contributor and I promise I'll run this well.

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Pretty much the same as last year, with a couple minor changes:
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a thread here, and the thread must be started in the year 2019. If the lolcow has a second/third etc. thread but the first one is started before 2019, it does not count. Jonathan Yaniv won this last year and is thus not eligible this year.
  • Best Loveshy of 2019: The best loveshy who has a thread with the prefix Manosphere.
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a TGWTG prefix thread.
  • Best Dramacow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a Dramacow prefix thread.
  • Best Artcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a Artcow prefix thread.
  • Best Careercow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a Careercow prefix thread.
  • Best Skitzocow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a Skitzocow prefix thread.
  • Best Horrorcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a Horrorcow prefix thread.
  • Best Cultcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a Cultcow prefix thread.
  • Best DPS Main of 2019: Nominate your personal most entertaining shooter who has a thread in Shots Fired.
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2019: The best lolcow group who have their thread in the Community Watch subforum.
  • Best Furfag of 2019: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Animal Control subforum.
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Beauty Parlour subforum.
  • Best Lawcow of 2019: The best lolcow who is involved in lawsuits over at the Lolcow & Lolcow LLP subforum.
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Internet Famous Subforum.
  • Best Rat King Lolcow of 2019: The best lolcow who has a thread in the Rat Kings subforum.
  • Best Tumblrina of 2019: The best Tumblrina who has a thread in the Tumblr subforum.
  • Best Weeb Warrior of 2019: The best lolcow from the Weeb Wars subforum.
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow of 2019: The "rose back to activity" lolcow who has his/her own thread here for 2019 after being obscure for a while. For lolcows who had their threads made before the year 2019 but had lots of activity in 2019.
  • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow in 2019: Bad business decisions, failed mergers, product disasters, etc.
  • Best CWC Moment of 2019: Nominate your favorite CWC moment in 2019!
  • Best Yaniv Moment of 2019: Nominate your favorite Yaniv (either Jonathan or Miriam) moment of 2019!
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic of 2019: Basically, just any picture from a lolcow itself posted in 2019 that makes you laugh. Picture itself must be done in 2019. The picture can be anything. Please include a source/link for a thread post that contains said pic!
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video of 2019: Nominate the most entertaining lolcow-related video made in 2019. Please include a source/link for the video!
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork of 2019: The best fanwork for lolcows made by members in the year 2019. Can be fanart, or readings. You must post the link to them though.
  • Best Internet Drama of 2019: A lot of people got mad on the internet this year. What entertained you the most?
  • [Custom Award of 2019]: Think you have what it takes to make an entertaining award for The Julays? If yes, you can get to choose what will be the new custom award to be held for this event! Just post your preferred award name and your nomination for that award.
And the main event:
  • LOLCOW OF THE YEAR 2019: CWC, DSP, Jonathan Yaniv, Amberlynn Reid, Brianna Wu, Tommy Tooter, and a few of the other award winners will be the nominees for this award. Do not nominate for this category.
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To vote for the nomination round, you must PM me your votes. You can only vote for one lolcow/event for each category. You don't need to vote for all the categories. Once again, don't nominate any lolcow for Lolcow of the Year 2019.

I will then tally the votes and choose the nominees (probably 5ish) for each category. If your votes for some categories are invalid, that's on you.

  • Best Newcomer Lolcow:
  • Best Loveshy:
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow:
  • Best Dramacow:
  • Best Artcow:
  • Best Careercow:
  • Best Skitzocow:
  • Best Horrorcow:
  • Best Cultcow:
  • Best DPS Main:
  • Best Lolcow Group:
  • Best Furfag:
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:
  • Best Lawcow:
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow:
  • Best Tumblrina:
  • Best Weeb Warrior:
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow:
  • Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow:
  • Best CWC Moment:
  • Best Yaniv Moment:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video:
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork:
  • Best Internet Drama:
  • Custom Award:

NOTES WHEN NOMINATING:
  1. You can vote for a lolcow for a prefix award (artcow, etc.) which is different than the prefix of the lolcow's thread, but it'll only count if what you're voting for is accurate. For example, Dylan Hafertepen in Animal Control was a Horrorcow nominee last year despite not having a thread prefix.
  2. Don't nominate subforum cows (CWC, Yaniv, DSP, Amberlynn, Tooter, Wu) for prefix awards (artcow, etc.)
  3. Your nomination will be ineligible if the thread wasn't replied to in 2019.
  4. Don't vote for people because of stuff they did outside of 2019. Vote for active cows who kept us entertained this past year.

How will the nominees for each category be chosen?
Number of votes and how active the threads are. If someone gets votes because of their history but their thread gets 1 page a month nowadays, it's unlikely they'll get nominated. So vote for active cows.

The Results

Winners are in bold and italic.

Best Newcomer Lolcow:

  • Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod 9
  • Charles Clymer / Charlotte Clymer / @cmclymer 1
  • Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! 7
  • Saira Rao / sairasameerarao / Race 2 Dinner / Race2D / In This Together Media 2
  • Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy 3

Best Loveshy:

  • Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti 5
  • Kentray "Kent" E Brown 3
  • Jordan Peterson 7

Best TGWTG Lolcow:

  • The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler 11
  • Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights 2
  • "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al 4
  • Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" 0

Best Dramacow:

  • ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber 10
  • Kevin Allred 3
  • Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 1

Best Artcow:

  • "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons 5
  • BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill 3
  • Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean 4
  • WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson 4

Best Careercow:

  • Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka 7
  • Paul Joseph (PJ) Watson / @PrisonPlanet / Prison Planet Live / Propaganda Matrix 1
  • Bob "MovieBob" Chipman 6
  • Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston 2
  • Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana 1

Best Skitzocow:

  • Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus 5
  • Gina Marie Fournier / ginafournier1 3
  • Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life 2
  • The Angelic Initiative / Lynn & Jamie McGonagill / Lightworkers Healing Method / Ocala Equine Healing 1
  • Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH 3

Best Horrorcow:

  • Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride 7 - tiebreaker based on # of nominations in nomination round
  • Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation 7
  • Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne 3
  • Kristina Paige Klein / Krissy Klein / Klein Journey of Hope
  • Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart 3

Best Cultcow:

  • Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer 7
  • Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson 1
  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan 4

Best DPS Main:

  • Brenton Tarrant 6
  • Devon Erickson
  • Stephen Balliet 1

Best Lolcow Herd:

  • Incels.is 1
  • Something Awful and Friends 4
  • RPG.net
  • Social Justice Warriors 4
  • r/polyamory 7

Best Furfag:

  • Simba Lion / Steven Hopps 8
  • Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne 3
  • Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" 1
  • Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse 2

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:

  • The Slaton Sisters / Amy and Tammy Slaton 2
  • Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray 1
  • Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! 5
  • Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe 9
  • Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven 3

Best Lawcow:

  • Rekieta Law 5
  • J. Sean Lemoine 3
  • Mark Waid 4
  • Richard Meyer 1

Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

  • Blaire White / Robert Ryan White / Robbie Fagatron 2
  • Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple 3
  • Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod 3
  • Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly 3
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams 11

Best Rat King Lolcow:

  • "ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo 3
  • Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal 4
  • Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight 5
  • Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv 2
  • Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley 3

Best Tumblrina:

  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl 12
  • "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle 4
  • Life of Bria / Sabrina Barker Fairley Symington / Stephen Symington 1

Best Weeb Warrior:

  • Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms 4
  • Amanda Winn-Lee / amandawinnlee / painkillershopping 1
  • Shane Presley Holmberg 2
  • Jamie Lynn Marchi / Jamie Perez / marchimark 1
  • Nick Rekieta 5

Best Back From Obscurity Lolcow:

  • David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV
  • Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus 5
  • Steven Hopps / Simba Lion 10

Best Company/Business Disaster:

  • Star Wars Episode 9 7
  • Google Stadia issues after launch 5
  • Blizzard Hong Kong incident 6
  • WeWork's financial trouble
  • Collapse of RoosterTeeth

Best CWC Moment:

  • Robertchu Comics 2
  • Sockness' Love Quest 9
  • The Idea Guys saga 5

Best Yaniv Moment:

  • Both Yanivs meowing at WGKitty 3
  • Losing the BCHRT case 5
  • Blaire White Skype call feat. a taser 1
  • Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media 8

Best Lolcow-Related Pic:

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Maddox's bed won, 10-9

Best Lolcow-Related Video:


Best Lolcow Fanwork:

Award cancelled due to insufficient nominations.

Best Internet Drama:

  • The Weeb Wars 7
  • The ProJared Divorce Fiasco 12

Best Potential Subforum Contender:

These are lolcows whose threads are always at the top of their respective subforums due to the large volume of posts they get.

  • Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty 6
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams 4
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl 5
  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan 4
  • Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse 1

  • Best Newcomer Lolcow:
  • Best Loveshy:
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow:
  • Best Dramacow:
  • Best Artcow:
  • Best Careercow:
  • Best Skitzocow:
  • Best Horrorcow:
  • Best Cultcow:
  • Best DPS Main:
  • Best Lolcow Herd:
  • Best Furfag:
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:
  • Best Lawcow:
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow:
  • Best Tumblrina:
  • Best Weeb Warrior:
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow:
  • Best Company/Business Disaster:
  • Best CWC Moment:
  • Best Yaniv Moment:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video:
  • Best Internet Drama:
  • Best Subforum Contender:
 
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Hamplanet Fitness

It looks like a birb and I want to pet it
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Why can't we nominate in here instead? Wouldn't that be easier for you?
IDK, that's just how it was done before. I personally wouldn't mind if people posted their votes, but I can see how people copying each other's votes might skew the results.
 

Freddy Freaker

Poz my freak hole daddy
kiwifarms.net
I reccomended a Media BTFO category since I would hardly consider Joker a "business shitshow" but boy were hoes mad it succeded and nobody got shot.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness

It looks like a birb and I want to pet it
True & Honest Fan
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Thanks for your votes - everything so far has been tallied up! If you haven't voted yet, what are you waiting for?
 

Hamplanet Fitness

It looks like a birb and I want to pet it
True & Honest Fan
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Since my schedule's filling soon, I figured I'd get the big post out of the way now.

Best Newcomer Lolcow:

  • Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
  • Charles Clymer / Charlotte Clymer / @cmclymer
  • Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
  • Saira Rao / sairasameerarao / Race 2 Dinner / Race2D / In This Together Media
  • Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

Best Loveshy:

  • Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti
  • Kentray "Kent" E Brown
  • Jordan Peterson

Best TGWTG Lolcow:

  • The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler
  • Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights
  • "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
  • Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera"

Best Dramacow:

  • ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
  • Kevin Allred
  • Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3

Best Artcow:

  • "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons
  • BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill
  • Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean
  • WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson

Best Careercow:

  • Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Paul Joseph (PJ) Watson / @PrisonPlanet / Prison Planet Live / Propaganda Matrix
  • Bob "MovieBob" Chipman
  • Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston
  • Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana

Best Skitzocow:

  • Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
  • Gina Marie Fournier / ginafournier1
  • Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life
  • The Angelic Initiative / Lynn & Jamie McGonagill / Lightworkers Healing Method / Ocala Equine Healing
  • Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH

Best Horrorcow:

  • Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride
  • Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation
  • Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
  • Kristina Paige Klein / Krissy Klein / Klein Journey of Hope
  • Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart

Best Cultcow:

  • Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
  • Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson
  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

Best DPS Main:

  • Brenton Tarrant
  • Devon Erickson
  • Stephen Balliet

Best Lolcow Herd:

  • Incels.is
  • Something Awful and Friends
  • RPG.net
  • Social Justice Warriors
  • r/polyamory

Best Furfag:

  • Simba Lion / Steven Hopps
  • Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
  • Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"
  • Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:

  • The Slaton Sisters / Amy and Tammy Slaton
  • Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray
  • Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
  • Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
  • Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

Best Lawcow:

  • Rekieta Law
  • J. Sean Lemoine
  • Mark Waid
  • Richard Meyer

Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

  • Blaire White / Robert Ryan White / Robbie Fagatron
  • Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
  • Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
  • Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

Best Rat King Lolcow:

  • "ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo
  • Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
  • Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight
  • Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv
  • Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

Best Tumblrina:

  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
  • "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
  • Life of Bria / Sabrina Barker Fairley Symington / Stephen Symington

Best Weeb Warrior:

  • Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms
  • Amanda Winn-Lee / amandawinnlee / painkillershopping
  • Shane Presley Holmberg
  • Jamie Lynn Marchi / Jamie Perez / marchimark
  • Nick Rekieta

Best Back From Obscurity Lolcow:

  • David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV
  • Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
  • Steven Hopps / Simba Lion

Best Company/Business Disaster:

  • Star Wars Episode 9
  • Google Stadia issues after launch
  • Blizzard Hong Kong incident
  • WeWork's financial trouble
  • Collapse of RoosterTeeth

Best CWC Moment:

  • Robertchu Comics
  • Sockness' Love Quest
  • The Idea Guys saga

Best Yaniv Moment:

  • Both Yanivs meowing at WGKitty
  • Losing the BCHRT case
  • Blaire White Skype call feat. a taser
  • Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media

Best Lolcow-Related Pic:

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Best Lolcow-Related Video:


Best Lolcow Fanwork:

Award cancelled due to insufficient nominations.

Best Internet Drama:

  • The Weeb Wars
  • The ProJared Divorce Fiasco

Best Potential Subforum Contender:

These are lolcows whose threads are always at the top of their respective subforums due to the large volume of posts they get.

  • Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
  • EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
  • Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

Either post your votes in here or PM me.

  • Best Newcomer Lolcow:
  • Best Loveshy:
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow:
  • Best Dramacow:
  • Best Artcow:
  • Best Careercow:
  • Best Skitzocow:
  • Best Horrorcow:
  • Best Cultcow:
  • Best DPS Main:
  • Best Lolcow Herd:
  • Best Furfag:
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:
  • Best Lawcow:
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
  • Best Rat King Lolcow:
  • Best Tumblrina:
  • Best Weeb Warrior:
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow:
  • Best Company/Business Disaster:
  • Best CWC Moment:
  • Best Yaniv Moment:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video:
  • Best Internet Drama:
  • Best Subforum Contender:
 

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DynamiteNinja

It's-a me, Mar-Bee-O
kiwifarms.net
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow: Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
  • Best Loveshy: Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow: The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler
  • Best Dramacow: ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
  • Best Artcow: WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson
  • Best Careercow: Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston
  • Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
  • Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation
  • Best Cultcow: Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson
  • Best DPS Main: Brenton Tarrant
  • Best Lolcow Herd: Social Justice Warriors
  • Best Furfag: Simba Lion / Steven Hopps
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray
  • Best Lawcow: J. Sean Lemoine
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight
  • Best Tumblrina: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Shane Presley Holmberg
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
  • Best Company/Business Disaster: Blizzard Hong Kong incident
  • Best CWC Moment: The Idea Guys saga
  • Best Yaniv Moment: Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: The Lexapro one
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Romeo Rose vs Kiwi Farms
  • Best Internet Drama: The Weeb Wars
  • Best Subforum Contender: EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
These are my votes.
 

TravelPussy

An ubertard
kiwifarms.net
Best Newcomer Lolcow:
Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod

Best Loveshy:
Jordan Peterson

Best TGWTG Lolcow:
The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

Best Dramacow:
ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber

Best Artcow:
"Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons

Best Careercow:
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

Best Skitzocow: (Unfamiliar)

Best Horrorcow:
Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart

Best Cultcow:
Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreerBrad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson

Best DPS Main: (Unfamiliar)

Best Lolcow Herd:
Something Awful and Friends

Best Furfag: (Unfamiliar)

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:
Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!

Best Lawcow: (Unfamiliar)

Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod

Best Rat King Lolcow:
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

Best Tumblrina:
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl

Best Weeb Warrior:
Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms

Best Back From Obscurity Cow: (Unfamiliar)

Best Company/Business Disaster:
Star Wars Episode 9

Best CWC Moment:
Sockness' Love Quest

Best Yaniv Moment:
Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media

Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
Lexapro

Best Lolcow-Related Video:
Bday Bash!! (Amberlynn Reid)

Best Internet Drama:
The Weeb Wars

Best Subforum Contender:
tephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
 
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  • Best Newcomer Lolcow: Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
  • Best Loveshy: Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow: The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler
  • Best Dramacow: ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
  • Best Artcow: BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill
  • Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
  • Best Horrorcow: Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride
  • Best Cultcow: EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
  • Best DPS Main: Brenton Tarrant
  • Best Lolcow Herd: Something Awful and Friends
  • Best Furfag: Simba Lion / Steven Hopps (RIP)
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
  • Best Lawcow: Nick Rekieta
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley
  • Best Tumblrina: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Joseph Guillaume / @JosephTX
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow: Steven Hopps / Simba Lion
  • Best Company/Business Disaster: Google Stadia issues after launch
  • Best CWC Moment: The Idea Guys saga (That was in 2019? That's fucked up.)
  • Best Yaniv Moment: Both Yanivs meowing at WGKitty
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Maddox's bedroom
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: Romeo Rose vs Kiwi Farms
  • Best Internet Drama: The ProJared Divorce Fiasco
  • Best Subforum Contender: EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
These are all the best selections possible. If you disagree, eat shit and die.
 

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kiwifarms.net
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow: Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
  • Best Loveshy: Jordan Peterson
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow: "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
  • Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
  • Best Horrorcow: Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
  • Best Furfag: Simba Lion / Steven Hopps
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
  • Best Lawcow: Mark Waid
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
  • Best Company/Business Disaster: Google Stadia issues after launch
  • Best CWC Moment: Robertchu Comics
  • Best Yaniv Moment: Losing the BCHRT case
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Lexapro gif
  • Best Internet Drama: The ProJared Divorce Fiasco
 

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kiwifarms.net
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow: Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy
  • Best Loveshy: Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti
  • Best TGWTG Lolcow: The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler
  • Best Dramacow: Kevin Allred
  • Best Artcow: BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill
  • Best Careercow: Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana
  • Best Skitzocow: Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH
  • Best Horrorcow: Kristina Paige Klein / Krissy Klein / Klein Journey of Hope
  • Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
  • Best DPS Main: Brenton Tarrant
  • Best Lolcow Herd: Social Justice Warriors
  • Best Furfag: Simba Lion / Steven Hopps
  • Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: The Slaton Sisters / Amy and Tammy Slaton
  • Best Lawcow: Rekieta Law
  • Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly
  • Best Rat King Lolcow: Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
  • Best Tumblrina: Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
  • Best Weeb Warrior: Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms
  • Best Back From Obscurity Cow: Steven Hopps / Simba Lion
  • Best Company/Business Disaster: Blizzard Hong Kong incident
  • Best CWC Moment: The Idea Guys saga
  • Best Yaniv Moment: Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media
  • Best Lolcow-Related Pic: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/lexapro-gif.911972/
  • Best Lolcow-Related Video: The New Zealand Shooting
  • Best Internet Drama: The ProJared Divorce Fiasco
  • Best Subforum Contender: Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
 
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