The Julays Fifth Annual Lolcow Awards 2019 - The results are in! Jonathan Yaniv is Lolcow of the Year! - The results are in!

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I would like an emergency submission in the Weeb Warriors category:
Ronald Joseph Toye III / Ron Toye / rontoye3

His contributions have been on par, if not dumber than @Shane_Yes_That_One.

Also, I submit @MarzGurl as an entry for Best TGWTG Lolcow.

Here's two entry submission for Best Lawcows:
T. Greg Doucette
Akiva Cohen

As for votes, here's mine so far:
Best Lolcow Herd: Social Justice Warriors
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Maddox's Room
Best Company/Business Disaster: Star Wars Episode 9
Best Internet Drama: Weeb Wars
Best Yaniv Moment: Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media
Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
Best Horrorcow: Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride
Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
Best Newcomer Lolcow: Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
Best CWC Moment: The Idea Guys saga
Best Furfag: Simba Lion / Steven Hopps
Best Back From Obscurity Cow: Steven Hopps / Simba Lion

 

[MistressCaridad]

Okay, some of these I’m not familiar with but ill

• Best Newcomer Lolcow:
  • Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy
• Best Loveshy:
  • Kentray "Kent" E Brown
• Best TGWTG Lolcow: don’t know any of these
• Best Dramacow:
  • ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
• Best Artcow:
  • Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean
• Best Careercow: don’t know any of these
• Best Skitzocow:
  • Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH (I just started following Herk and goddamn he reminds me of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s schizophrenic brother but he’s very entertaining)
• Best Horrorcow:
  • Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation
• Best Cultcow:
  • Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
• Best DPS Main: don’t know any of these
• Best Lolcow Herd:
  • r/polyamory
• Best Furfag:
  • Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse
• Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:
  • Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
• Best Lawcow:
  • Rekieta Law
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
  • Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
• Best Rat King Lolcow:
  • Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
• Best Tumblrina:
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
• Best Weeb Warrior:
  • Nick Rekieta (I really do like Rackets but I think it was pretty reetarded of him to get involved with the Weeb Wars shitshow)
• Best Back From Obscurity Cow:
  • Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
• Best Company/Business Disaster:
  • Star Wars Episode 9
• Best CWC Moment:
  • Sockness' Love Quest
• Best Yaniv Moment: don’t know
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
  • “LEXAPROOOO”
• Best Lolcow-Related Video:
  • The New Zealand Shooting (led to the creation of the Shots Fired board)
• Best Internet Drama:
  • ProJared Divorce Fiasco
• Best Subforum Contender:
  • Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Best tumbrlina: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl

Best TGWTG lolcow: Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

Best horror cow: Zoe Quinn/ Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride

Best cult/ and or career cow: EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

 

[Horrorcow Death Lazer]

Best Newcomer Lolcow: Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
Best Loveshy: Jordan Peterson
Best TGWTG Lolcow: The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler
Best Dramacow: ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
Best Artcow: Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean
Best Careercow: Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston
Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation
Best Cultcow: EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
Best Furfag: Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse
Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Blaire White / Robert Ryan White / Robbie Fagatron
Best Rat King Lolcow: "ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo
Best Tumblrina: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
Best Back From Obscurity Cow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
Best Company/Business Disaster: Blizzard Hong Kong incident
Best CWC Moment: Sockness' Love Quest
Best Yaniv Moment: Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Fuckin' Lexpro, man...
Best Internet Drama: The Weeb Wars
Best Subforum Contender: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Best Newcomer: Amy Ramadan
Best Artcow: Ben Garrison
Best Careercow: MovieBob
Best Horrowcow: Susan Schofield
Best lolcow herd: r/polyamory
Best Beauty Parlor: Amy Ramadan
Best Internet Famous: Sargon
Best Yaniv moment: assaulting a reporter

 

[Return of the Freaker]

• Best Newcomer Lolcow: Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
• Best Loveshy: Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti
• Best TGWTG Lolcow: "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
• Best Artcow: "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons
• Best Careercow: Bob "MovieBob" Chipman
• Best Skitzocow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
• Best Horrorcow: Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation
• Best DPS Main: Brenton Tarrant
• Best Lolcow Herd: r/polyamory
• Best Furfag: Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
• Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
• Best Lawcow: J. Sean Lemoine
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight
• Best Tumblrina: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
• Best Weeb Warrior: Shane Presley Holmberg
• Best Back From Obscurity Cow: Steven Hopps / Simba Lion
• Best Company/Business Disaster: Star Wars Episode 9
• Best CWC Moment: Sockness' Love Quest
• Best Yaniv Moment: Both Yanivs meowing at WGKitty
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Maddox's cuck chamber
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: DBZ Audio Drama
• Best Internet Drama: The Weeb Wars
• Best Subforum Contender: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl

I would like an emergency submission in the Weeb Warriors category:
Ronald Joseph Toye III / Ron Toye / rontoye3

His contributions have been on par, if not dumber than @Shane_Yes_That_One.

Don't get me wrong, Soye Toye said/did some pretty retarded shit. But I still gotta give it to @Shane_Yes_That_One. It's truly beautiful when the cows come home.

 

[MistressCaridad]

@Hamplanet Fitness is there going to be an In Memoriam award this year? If so I’d like to nominate Fedsmoker (I voted for him for skitzocow of the year, and damn am I disappointed because I just started following him and he was hella entertaining). Rest In Peace, Herk.

 

[cock sucka]

Since my schedule's filling soon, I figured I'd get the big post out of the way now.

Best Newcomer Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!

Best Loveshy:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Jordan Peterson

Best TGWTG Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah

Best Dramacow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie

Best Artcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean

Best Careercow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

Best Skitzocow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Gina Marie Fournier / ginafournier1

Best Horrorcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation

Best Cultcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer

Best DPS Main:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Brenton Tarrant

Best Lolcow Herd:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Social Justice Warriors

Best Furfag:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Simba Lion / Steven Hopps

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!

Best Lawcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Rekieta Law

Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly

Best Rat King Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• "ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo
• 
  
• Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

Best Tumblrina:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl

Best Weeb Warrior:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Nick Rekieta

Best Back From Obscurity Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Steven Hopps / Simba Lion

Best Company/Business Disaster:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Star Wars Episode 9

Best CWC Moment:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Sockness' Love Quest

Best Yaniv Moment:

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Losing the BCHRT case

Best Lolcow-Related Pic:

Spoiler: Nominees

Best Lolcow-Related Video:

Spoiler: Nominees

• The New Zealand Shooting
• )

Best Lolcow Fanwork:

Award cancelled due to insufficient nominations.

Best Internet Drama:

Spoiler: Nominees

• The Weeb Wars

Best Potential Subforum Contender:

These are lolcows whose threads are always at the top of their respective subforums due to the large volume of posts they get.

Spoiler: Nominees

• 
  
• Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / b

Either post your votes in here or PM me.

Spoiler: Voting Template

• Best Newcomer Lolcow:
• Best Loveshy:
• Best TGWTG Lolcow:
• Best Dramacow:
• Best Artcow:
• Best Careercow:
• Best Skitzocow:
• Best Horrorcow:
• Best Cultcow:
• Best DPS Main:
• Best Lolcow Herd:
• Best Furfag:
• Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:
• Best Lawcow:
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
• Best Rat King Lolcow:
• Best Tumblrina:
• Best Weeb Warrior:
• Best Back From Obscurity Cow:
• Best Company/Business Disaster:
• Best CWC Moment:
• Best Yaniv Moment:
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic:
• Best Lolcow-Related Video:
• Best Internet Drama:
• Best Subforum Contender:

 

[sperginity]

• Best Newcomer Lolcow: Amy Ramadan
• Best Loveshy:
• Best TGWTG Lolcow: The Spoony One
• Best Dramacow:
• Best Artcow:
• Best Careercow: Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
• Best Skitzocow: fedsmoker
• Best Horrorcow:
• Best Cultcow:
• Best DPS Main:
• Best Lolcow Group: r/polyamory
• Best Furfag:
• Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: tess holliday
• Best Lawcow:
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow: boogie
• Best Rat King Lolcow: rachel mckinnon
• Best Tumblrina: life of bria
• Best Weeb Warrior: rekeita
• Best Back From Obscurity Cow:
• Most Entertaining Company/Business Shitshow:
• Best CWC Moment: sockness
• Best Yaniv Moment: BCHRT loss
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: maddox's bedroom
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: bday bash (amberlynn reid)
• Best Internet Drama: chantal

didn't fill em all out, but here they are...

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

@Hamplanet Fitness is there going to be an In Memoriam award this year? If so I’d like to nominate Fedsmoker (I voted for him for skitzocow of the year, and damn am I disappointed because I just started following him and he was hella entertaining). Rest In Peace, Herk.

He died in 2020, so he'll be eligible for next year.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Best Newcomer Lolcow: Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy
Best Loveshy:
Best TGWTG Lolcow:
Best Dramacow:
Best Artcow:
Best Careercow:
Best Skitzocow: Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH
Best Horrorcow: Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
Best Cultcow: Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
Best DPS Main:
Best Lolcow Herd:
Best Furfag:
Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
Best Lawcow: Rekieta Law
Best Internet Famous Lolcow: Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
Best Rat King Lolcow:
Best Tumblrina: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
Best Weeb Warrior: Nick Rekieta
Best Back From Obscurity Lolcow: Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
Best Company/Business Disaster:
Best CWC Moment:
Best Yaniv Moment: Both Yanivs meowing at WGKitty
Best Lolcow-Related Pic: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/lexapro-gif.911972/
Best Lolcow-Related Video:
Best Internet Drama: The Weeb Wars
Best Potential Subforum Contender: Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

 

[Crimson Lasseter]

• Best Newcomer Lolcow: Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSxiXE1l74I, by @JoonTheKing1)
• Best Loveshy: Jordan Peterson (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LqZdkkBDas, by ContraPoints)
• Best TGWTG Lolcow: The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMSZ1TqgOIU, by @FredInTheKnud)
• Best Dramacow: Kevin Allred
• Best Artcow: WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson
• Best Careercow: Bob "MovieBob" Chipman
• Best Skitzocow: [PASSED IT ON]
• Best Horrorcow: Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride (Shame on Red Bull for white knighting her on Screenland, https://www.redbull.com/int-en/episodes/connect-and-play-screenland-s01-e09)
• Best Cultcow: [PASSED IT ON]
• Best DPS Main: [NOPITY NOPE!]
• Best Lolcow Herd: Social Justice Warriors
• Best Furfag: Simba Lion / Steven Hopps
• Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow: Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BGy-fp75nw, by @gamerfrommars)
• Best Lawcow: Mark Waid
• Best Internet Famous Lolcow: tie between Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod and Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRZEFxVsmDU, by @JoonTheKing1)
• Best Rat King Lolcow: Greta Gustava Martela (I prefer Van Fleet, Gerwig and the lady from that LDR episode over them and Thunberg, so you can ask How Dare You at me.) / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
• Best Tumblrina: "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle (Rebecca Sugar better not meet her)
• Best Weeb Warrior: [PASSED IT ON]
• Best Back From Obscurity Cow: Steven Hopps / Simba Lion
• Best Company/Business Disaster: Google Stadia issues after launch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0OYCMkr-_Q, by @RerezTV, waiting for crowbcat to make a video out of it. Blizzard has been through a lot as it turns out and that so-called boycott at Blizzcon is the Kony-iest so far, I 've been attending a place that has to do with WeWork)
• Best CWC Moment: The Idea Guys saga
• Best Yaniv Moment: [PASSED IT ON]
• Best Lolcow-Related Pic: that slime blanket picture.
• Best Lolcow-Related Video: [NOPITY NOPE! over Christchurch video, No wonder this is why ISPs on Auckland block this website.]
• Best Internet Drama: The ProJared Divorce Fiasco [The two wives ganged up on him]
• Best Subforum Contender: Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXTDx3HmrRA, by @DrChris_PhD; https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolk..._hidden_truth_boogie_doesnt_want_you_to_know/, by u/nightlikeday)

Ain't got time for hyperlink! So here are My personal categories:

• Person that should be pardoned by anybody except any hardcore user on this website: Jared "ProJared" Knabenbauer + James Charles
• Most Fs to be given towards to: Encyclopedia Dramatica. Because Chris-chan should've been finally happy. "Too late now!" -Henry Darger
• Biggest Digrace on Anime in America: Vic Mignona and the people who are around hating on him because many sides are retarded.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The Results

Winners are in bold and italic.

Best Newcomer Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
• Charles Clymer / Charlotte Clymer / @cmclymer
• Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
• Saira Rao / sairasameerarao / Race 2 Dinner / Race2D / In This Together Media
• Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

Best Loveshy:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti
• Kentray "Kent" E Brown
• Jordan Peterson

Best TGWTG Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler
• Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights
• "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
• Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera"

Best Dramacow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
• Kevin Allred
• Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3

Best Artcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons
• BenTheLooney / Ben Tannehill
• Shädbase / Shädman / Shaddai 'Shadman' Prejean
• WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson

Best Careercow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
• Paul Joseph (PJ) Watson / @PrisonPlanet / Prison Planet Live / Propaganda Matrix
• Bob "MovieBob" Chipman
• Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston
• Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana

Best Skitzocow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
• Gina Marie Fournier / ginafournier1
• Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life
• The Angelic Initiative / Lynn & Jamie McGonagill / Lightworkers Healing Method / Ocala Equine Healing
• Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH

Best Horrorcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride
• Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation
• Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
• Kristina Paige Klein / Krissy Klein / Klein Journey of Hope
• Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart

Best Cultcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer
• Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson
• EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan

Best DPS Main:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Brenton Tarrant
• Devon Erickson
• Stephen Balliet

Best Lolcow Herd:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Incels.is
• Something Awful and Friends
• RPG.net
• Social Justice Warriors
• r/polyamory

Best Furfag:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Simba Lion / Steven Hopps
• Levi Dane Simmons / SnakeThing / Nelizar / Nelizar_Neli / Buttne
• Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"
• Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

Best Beauty Parlour Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• The Slaton Sisters / Amy and Tammy Slaton
• Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray
• Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!!
• Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe
• Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven

Best Lawcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Rekieta Law
• J. Sean Lemoine
• Mark Waid
• Richard Meyer

Best Internet Famous Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Blaire White / Robert Ryan White / Robbie Fagatron
• Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
• Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod
• Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly
• Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

Best Rat King Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• "ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo
• Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina/Niraj Chaubal
• Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight
• Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv
• Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley

Best Tumblrina:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
• "Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
• Life of Bria / Sabrina Barker Fairley Symington / Stephen Symington

Best Weeb Warrior:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms
• Amanda Winn-Lee / amandawinnlee / painkillershopping
• Shane Presley Holmberg
• Jamie Lynn Marchi / Jamie Perez / marchimark
• Nick Rekieta

Best Back From Obscurity Lolcow:

Spoiler: Nominees

• David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV
• Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus
• Steven Hopps / Simba Lion

Best Company/Business Disaster:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Star Wars Episode 9
• Google Stadia issues after launch
• Blizzard Hong Kong incident
• WeWork's financial trouble
• Collapse of RoosterTeeth

Best CWC Moment:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Robertchu Comics
• Sockness' Love Quest
• The Idea Guys saga

Best Yaniv Moment:

Spoiler: Nominees

• Both Yanivs meowing at WGKitty
• Losing the BCHRT case
• Blaire White Skype call feat. a taser
• Assaulting a reporter from Rebel Media

Best Lolcow-Related Pic:

Maddox's bed won.

Best Lolcow-Related Video:

Spoiler: Nominees

• The New Zealand Shooting
• Edward the West Nile Mosquito (Vic Mignogna)
• DBZ Audio Drama
• Romeo Rose vs Kiwi Farms
• Bday Bash!! (Amberlynn Reid)

Best Lolcow Fanwork:

Award cancelled due to insufficient nominations.

Best Internet Drama:

Spoiler: Nominees

• The Weeb Wars
• The ProJared Divorce Fiasco

Best Potential Subforum Contender:

These are lolcows whose threads are always at the top of their respective subforums due to the large volume of posts they get.

Spoiler: Nominees

• Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty
• Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams
• Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl
• EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan
• Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

Lolcow of the Year voting is now live! Vote today!

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Come on @Hamplanet Fitness. You have to have a snarky congratulations for the winner of each award given.

 

[Meat Pickle]

I still don't understand why Zoe Quinn is a horrorcow. She doesn't have any deviant traits or a terrifying lack of hygiene. I think she is more of a careercow or a dramacow at best.

Also to add off from @DynamiteNinja, show the vote counts.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I still don't understand why Zoe Quinn is a horrorcow. She doesn't have any deviant traits or a terrifying lack of hygiene. I think she is more of a careercow or a dramacow at best.

Also to add off from @DynamiteNinja, show the vote counts.

She cyberbullied an innocent man into committing suicide.

As for vote counts, the numbers are astonishingly low this year (in the 20s) so it's not really necessary imo

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I've been out of the loop on weeb wars shit for a while. Wtf happened to Rekieta where he's a bigger cow than Shane?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I've been out of the loop on weeb wars shit for a while. Wtf happened to Rekieta where he's a bigger cow than Shane?

To be fair, the LawCow category features two non-lawyers (Waid & Meyer) in it.
I would have put in T. Greg Doucette and Akiva Cohen in that category instead. At least those two are lawyers AND cows.
As for people saying Nick Rekieta is a lolcow, they think him getting involved so deep in Weeb Wars is extremely exceptional.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

@José Mourinho, Please help @Hamplanet Fitness type up snarky congratulations messages for the for the award winners.

 

[Meat Pickle]

@José Mourinho, Please help @Hamplanet Fitness type up snarky congratulations messages for the for the award winners.

Also can you help with counting the votes?