The Julays Fifth Annual Lolcow Awards presents LOLCOW OF THE YEAR - Congratulations to our winner, Jonathan Yaniv! Full results inside.

[Hamplanet Fitness]

As everyone expected, Jonathan Yaniv won. However, other cows are already challenging his dominance. Will our champion finally be dethroned? Find out in 11 months or so!

 

[soft kitty]

Phil Burnell. The bankruptcy saga is super interesting.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Yaniv today. Yaniv tomorrow. Yaniv forever.

 

[Agent Nahman Jayden]

Yaniv was the glorious, bloated parasite that burst from the rotting whale carcass last year (though I give a couple points to Quinn's kill count going up).

 

[war has changed]

Chantal isn't a contender? Damn...

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Chantal isn't a contender? Damn...

She wasn't nominated for an award in her category, she only won the "custom category" award. I had to make a few cuts

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Yaniv and Boogie have been the two biggest lolcows imo.

 

[Richard Harrow]

"You don't know how life works dood... gotta do bankruptcy... there was nothing I could do.. I did everything correct..."

 

[whatever I feel like]

Voted Yaniv and Rekeita. Seems everyone else voted Yaniv as well, guess we know who the winner will be.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Yaniv. It's quite the feat for a cow to get a thread and eventually get their own subforum within one year. He was like the LeBron James of cows this year.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Not trying to influence any votes, but it's a status of lolcow on 2019. DSP's and Boggie's (mostly) shit is all 2020s. Give crazy were crazy is do for 2019.

 

[Sam Losco]

Voted Yaniv and (apparently the first) Greer. Greer never stops. He'll be in the final round of voting for this every year until the day he dies.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Why isn't Amy Ramadan on the list?

 

[The Pink Panther]

No Sargon? None of the people from the Projared saga?

Wtf OP.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

No Sargon? None of the people from the Projared saga?

Wtf OP.

It's based on who won awards. Not everyone who deserved to be on could make it.

 

[LofaSofa]

Yaniv and Boogie have been the two biggest lolcows imo.

In Boogies case quite literally.

 

[The Pink Panther]

It's based on who won awards. Not everyone who deserved to be on could make it.

What awards?

 

[tuscangarder]

Nick Rekieta / Rekieta Law

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

What about Pam Swain? She's in her own thread almost daily freaking out.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Amy Ramadan should be on the list.
Yaniv is a winner in this case too.