The Julays Fifth Annual Lolcow Awards presents LOLCOW OF THE YEAR - Congratulations to our winner, Jonathan Yaniv! Full results inside.

[MistressCaridad]

Yaniv will be tough to beat but this time I voted for Onision because Grugly is absolutely fucking losing his shit and it’s glorious.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Yaniv - for being the most disgusting troon in existence
Supreme Bitch Zoe Quinn - for pushing her ex to suicide & playing victim after that

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amy Ramadan should be on the list.

This is really a 2019 ranking. 2020 could be her year.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Yaniv has had an eventful year, but Lowtax gets my vote. That guy is very funny to me in ways he surely does not intend.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

Phil Burnell. The bankruptcy saga is super interesting.

the bankruptcy is happening in 2020 and the WWE Champions addiction was discovered in 2020. he should get the 2020 award, not this one.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I voted for Onision, because it got revealed that he groomed a bunch of underage girls, his patreon got removed, his own toddler fell out a window, and cracked her skull which he didn't even notice despite being in the garage right next to where it happened, and the actual Chris Hansen is investigating him.

I know Yaniv is the popular choice, but I think Onision actually has him beat in terms of how many hilarious, and horrifying ways you can screw up in one year. I didn't think he'd be able to out do himself from 2018, but he somehow has.

 

[Pedosnake]

i was about to vote Phil, but i wanted to avoid favoritism so i took Yaniv.

Phil is a fuck up in his own right, but Yaniv has become the posterboy of everything that is wrong with the leafs in Canada.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Guys you can vote twice.

 

[Doug_S1]

Guys you can vote twice.

Just like US elections, my fav.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Voted Yaniv and Rekeita. Seems everyone else voted Yaniv as well, guess we know who the winner will be.

When did Rekeita become considered a lolcow? completely out of the loop on the whole weeb wars thing.

 

[CWCissey]

Guys, Russ is currently facing some serious court time. That's where stuff is moving at this time.

 

[Jack Awful]

My dad knows about Yaniv.
The lulz he has generated have transcended our obscure corner of the internet and penetrated the mainstream.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Yaniv and Tarrant. Yaniv for the humor and Tarrant for impact on the Farms and the world.

 

[soft kitty]

Yaniv has had an eventful year, but Lowtax gets my vote. That guy is very funny to me in ways he surely does not intend.

Lowtax huh? Hmm, he's definitely a contender, but I stand by my original vote for DSP. His bankruptcy saga is what got me into following him.

My dad knows about Yaniv.
The lulz he has generated have transcended our obscure corner of the internet and penetrated the mainstream.

Yaniv is pretty mainstream now tbh, I made this point a while ago during his meltdown where he visited the forums, just after going on various media sites acting like a sped.

 

[LolRaccoon]

I voted for Boogie and Yaniv, but I'd also give SimbaLion and Onision a mention because

Onision is finally getting mainstream attention for his degeneracy, and noticed by Chris Fucking Hansen of all people

As for Simba Lion... that niBBa is ded

I wonder if Chris Chan would now about this contest and feel gypped that he didn't win.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Simba Lion/Steven Hopps

He's the only death this year, isn't he? If he wins this, he'll actually have an accomplishment to his name. Something his folks could put on his tombstone.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I went for Yaniv and Dana.
Dana's chimpouts here on the Farms were the stuff of legend.

 

[Next Task]

This is one of those contests where there's a great fight to be had with many worthy competitors - but they're all vying for second place because there's a very obvious winner.

Like, two's barely enough because there's several worthwhile contenders, but it definitely has to be more than one vote because Yaniv is a given. He's had such a banner year it's impossible not to put him in the winner's circle, even if you don't think he should take the top spot.

 

[DrainRedRain]

I think DSP for me, the man just can't grasp how real life and finances work, can't stop spending money with pixelated men fighting on his phone screen, filled a government paper with lies, went on stream to deflect attention by saying everything is his lawyer's fault, didn't upgrade his streaming equipment since 1300 but somehow claimed to spend like 5000 per mouth on his streaming business.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Voted
and

Great year for lolcows though, strong final ballot contenders everywhere.