The Julays First Annual Lolcow Awards 2015 (RESULTS ARE OUT!) -

Cosmos

Soldier of Love and Bitching on the Internet
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Just voted! My picks were:
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2015: Strikerwolf1
  • Best Loveshy of 2015: Marijan Šiklić
  • Best Tumblrina of 2015: Vade
  • Best Halal of 2015: Connor Bible
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2015: Social Justice Warriors
  • Best Artcow of 2015: Sophie Labelle
  • Best Careercow of 2015: Brianna Wu
  • Best Dramacow of 2015: Daddy Derek
  • Best Horrorcow of 2015: Nick Bate
  • Best Skitzocow of 2015: Barneyfag
  • Best Lolcow Art of 2015: 11 New Sonichu Pages
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2015: Rosechu's Story by Trickie
 

dunbrine47

ThE FaCe ThAt RuNs ThE PlAcE
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If anyone's interested:
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2015: x86x2
  • Best Loveshy of 2015: Cherokee T Smith/UltraVNT
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2015: "angry" gamers/critics
  • Best Careercow of 2015: Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
  • Best Dramacow of 2015: Derek Savage
  • Best Horrorcow of 2015: StrikerWolf1
  • Best Skitzocow of 2015: Taxman
 
G

GS 281

Guest
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  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2015: Connor? His thread started in 2015
  • Best Loveshy of 2015: -blank-
  • Best Tumblrina of 2015: -blank-
  • Best Halal of 2015: ZSponge
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2015: Wikia
  • Best Artcow of 2015: -blank-
  • Best Careercow of 2015: Kengle
  • Best Dramacow of 2015: Jennifer Keller-Burns
  • Best Horrorcow of 2015: Nick Bate
  • Best Skitzocow of 2015: Taxman
  • Best Improved Cow of 2015: Connor
  • Best Lolcow Art of 2015: -blank-
  • Best Lolcow Writing of 2015: -blank-
  • Best Lolcow Video of 2015: HelloLadyFans by CWC
  • Best Lolcow Post of 2015: IntellegentAtheist wanting to report us to the police
  • Best Lolcow Selfie of 2015: Chris's Vinyl Scratch Costume
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2015: Puffertons
Going through this really made me realize how shitty a year this has been.
 

KFC

✈ ✈ █ █
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my picks:
  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2015: StrikerWolf1
  • Best Loveshy of 2015: Kent
  • Best Tumblrina of 2015: The-Trans-Agenda
  • Best Halal of 2015: ZSponge
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2015: Wikia
  • Best Artcow of 2015: AckleyAttack
  • Best Careercow of 2015: Brianna Wu
  • Best Dramacow of 2015: Derek Savage
  • Best Horrorcow of 2015: Stefonknee Wolscht
  • Best Skitzocow of 2015: Taxman
  • Best Improved Cow of 2015: Ahuviya Harel
  • Best Lolcow Art of 2015: Sonichu 11
  • Best Lolcow Writing of 2015: Carolyn Petit Whining About Linkle (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/carolyn-petit-insane-tranny-who-wants-to-be-leigh-alexander.14702/)
  • Best Lolcow Video of 2015: HelloLadyFans
  • Best Lolcow Post of 2015: ZSponge's Textwall
  • Best Lolcow Selfie of 2015: "ladies" (https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/radies-png.43328/)
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2015: Rosechu's Story
 

Jaiman

pink pastel equine enthusiast
True & Honest Fan
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  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2015: StrikerWolf1
  • Best Careercow of 2015: "Daddy" Derek Savage
  • Best Horrorcow of 2015: PAB/Joshua Robert Barnes
  • Best Skitzocow of 2015: Lynn Ann
  • Best Tumblrina of 2015: Slugfucker
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2015: Body Modification
  • Best Lolcow Art of 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/image-jpg.53893/ (PAB)
  • Best Lolcow Video of 2015: "kiwifarms.net being bombed by missles ww3 is over" by StrikerWolf1
  • Best Lolcow Fanwork of 2015: "the moon shall rise again" by @Spelling Bee. (StrikerWolf1)
 
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fugly bunny

Drawn by Blockor The Bluebearian
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This will be autastic!...

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HypeBeast

Let me feel my oats
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  • Best Newcomer Lolcow of 2015: ADF
  • Best Loveshy of 2015: Thonis
  • Best Tumblrina of 2015: Scarlet Justice Witch / Leighanna Rose
  • Best Halal of 2015: Obamatron
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2015: Slutehate users coming here at making a 50pg thread go to 1000pg.
  • Best Artcow of 2015: CWC
  • Best Careercow of 2015: Brianna Wu
  • Best Dramacow of 2015: Peter Coffin doll mystery
  • Best Horrorcow of 2015: StrikerWolf1
  • Best Skitzocow of 2015: Taxman
  • Best Improved Cow of 2015: Nick Bate
  • Best Lolcow Art of 2015: Sonichu 11 New Pages
  • Best Lolcow Writing of 2015: StrikerWolf1's fanfiction growl
  • Best Lolcow Video of 2015: HelloLadyFans by CWC
  • Best Lolcow Post of 2015: ADF Gingergate
  • Best Lolcow Selfie of 2015: Pixyteri's photobucket selfies
  • Best Lolcow FanWork of 2015: Adult Adventures of CWC
 
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chimpburgers

Big league
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  • Best Improved Cow of 2015: Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
  • Best Skitzocow of 2015: Fedsmoker
  • Best Loveshy of 2015: ThonisSH
  • Best Halal of 2015: Connor Bible
  • Best Newcomer Cow of 2015: Whiteguys fartinmyface
  • Best Horrorcow of 2015: The Fit Vegan Ginger
  • Best Tumblrlina of 2015: Stray Sheep
  • Best Lolcow Group of 2015: Gamergate: crying autistic reddit MRA manchildren
  • Best Careercow of 2015: Darksydephil

I may update this with votes for the other categories but this is what I had for now.
 

XYZpdq

fbi most wanted sskealeaton
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Had to change my vote because of Chris's recent exceptionally horrifying video.
Just like 2014's blue-arm-macing, the guy really knows how to come through at the last second.
 

Micheal Scarn

Make new friends, tie that yarn
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Question:
What will the ceremonies (if I could even call them that) when the winners are announced be like? Will we just see who won what, will there be a brief blurb about them, etc.?
 

José Mourinho

The Special One
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Just to let you know, it's the last 24 hours more to nominate. Once it's over I'll immediately bring in the voting rounds to determine the winners. :julay:

Question:
What will the ceremonies (if I could even call them that) when the winners are announced be like? Will we just see who won what, will there be a brief blurb about them, etc.?

It'll be just the winners be announced and that's it. Perhaps I could include a one-sentence blurb for them.
 

Ravenor

Purge.
True & Honest Fan
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Just to let you know, it's the last 24 hours more to nominate. Once it's over I'll immediately bring in the voting rounds to determine the winners. :julay:



It'll be just the winners be announced and that's it. Perhaps I could include a one-sentence blurb for them.

Alan are you accepting partial entrys? I don't have a cow for each Julay.

Also next year can we have a award for worst Hygiene,
 

José Mourinho

The Special One
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Alan are you accepting partial entrys? I don't have a cow for each Julay.

Also next year can we have a award for worst Hygiene,
Partial entries are fine. Like I posted before you don't need to vote for all categories.
 

CatParty

Boo
True & Honest Fan
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The voting round has begun! I'll explain how I chose the nominees later, but it's time! Voting will end at 20 December 2015 at 3 PM UTC, and yes it will take that long!

(Links removed as voting is over)


  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8084.jpg?1449051987 1 minute agohood LOLCOW:
    I think Returning cow is better than improved cow IMO
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1449772147 A moment agocat:
    @ @hood LOLCOW, this is a good point
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5551.jpg?1449794927 A moment agodollarhuviya:
    i thought improved cow meant something else
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5551.jpg?1449794927 A moment agodollarhuviya:
    and was thinking of it like lolcows who had improved their lives
 

APerson

Official Lolcattle Abductor
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The voting round has begun! I'll explain how I chose the nominees later, but it's time! Voting will end at 20 December 2015 at 3 PM UTC, and yes it will take that long!

(Links removed as voting is over)
I'm horribly offended by the selfie poll. That's StraySheep's girlfriend Kinzie's "guvking selfie", not StraySheep. Does that disqualify it?
 
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